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Business JB presents: "Forumwarz Apprentice" | Money. Power. Fame. Brownies. E-Peen.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Talking with Evil Trout in IDC, he hopes to get the new system out before EP3.

Also Hobo, JB is the writer, he doesn’t do any coding. Thus this is independent of coding and he can’t help better gameplay come faster. (Atleast I think he can’t).

I’m pretty much useless when it comes to coding. As far as gameplay, I just give my two cents and a few things stick.

The gameplay tweaks are scheduled to launch before Episode 3, but there will probably be some overlap.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Two and a half hours later, application finished.

Best of luck to all the other applicants!

HuGGleS4EVer-
YoNE

Avatar: 11164 2010-02-17 20:44:46 -0500
23

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Dammit. I just accepted a writing commission elsewhere a couple of weeks ago. Why couldn’t you ****ers have done this a few months ago when I needed work?

Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

This is the sort of thing I would have loved to get involved in but I can’t participate. Its a shame really. If you asked me this 3-4 months ago I could have done it no problem, but the next few months are going to be really unsettled, important and difficult for me so I couldn’t give you the level of commitment you are clearly looking for by offering real money.

Good luck with it.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

This is tough, I definitely have the time and motivation, but… hmm. Well I guess I’ll write an application out, if it doesn’t seem convincing to me I won’t send it.

Topps90

Avatar: Code (Green)

[SilentScope Clan]

Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

I have like no level in this ****ing game, but I can write! I’m as cynical as any person can be, and that style guide does make my privates tingle… Sign me up! Im Log in to see images!

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Normally I would say, no terrible idea the community is a horrible mbum of unfunny people. I will not be saying that because this is game discussion. Instead I will be entering to shut out the waves of, not saying.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

This position was made for me.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Well I decided I can do everything but write pretty much, so unless you need non-writers I’m out. Log in to see images!

Mrteen7

Avatar: Code (Blue)
2

[TheLoneWolfes]

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Grrr the only experience that I have is writting storys for fourth graders which was pretty easy.Log in to see images! Mrteen7 edited this message on 04/29/2009 11:44PM

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I still prefer episode 3 to be created with contributors, like what happened with episode 2.

Asian Rapini

Avatar: Code (Blue)
10

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

hmm. weighing the vast amount of time and soul i would pour into this versus the trillion other obligations i have in my life…

hmm

oh, and btw “This is application is already way tl;dr! You call yourself a web writer?”

I find it ironic that you chose that line of all places to make a typo.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Asian Rapini Posted:

hmm. weighing the vast amount of time and soul i would pour into this versus the trillion other obligations i have in my life…

hmm

oh, and btw “This is application is already way tl;dr! You call yourself a web writer?”

I find it ironic that you chose that line of all places to make a typo.

I, um, threw that in there on purpose. Congrats on spotting it! Spread Eagle-Eyes’d.

BTW, for those of you who excel in areas other than writing, we’ve always sought help from the community for things like art, design and the like. I can’t imagine Ep 3 will be any different.

Crinkz

Avatar: 165830 Sun Mar 22 02:17:42 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Hi, just wanting Crinkz to spend yet another BP to try and copy me. -CrinkzPipe

nvm

Crinkz edited this message on 04/30/2009 5:43AM

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

• Can I apply if I’ve been permabanned?

No.

Can we call this the “Hobart Clause”?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Can we call this the “Hobart Clause”?

I was thinking more like MySpace Tom. I actually think he’d be great at this, he just happens to be criminally insane.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I was thinking more like MySpace Tom. I actually think he’d be great at this, he just happens to be criminally insane.

I think you’re confused. MST would be great at Invariel’s job. PANTS would be great at this one.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Done and done.

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

MC Banhammer Posted:

I think you’re confused. MST would be great at Invariel’s job. PANTS would be great at this one.

Wow. I agree wholeheartedly. (Whole-heartedly? Dang style guide not jibing with my tech writing certification clbumes.) Log in to see images! markchd edited this message on 04/30/2009 10:56AM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

What if I’d like a chance to participate in the creative process, but I don’t want to be the apprentice? Should I still apply? Or should I just ask you right now to holler at me when the time comes?

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