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Business JB presents: "Forumwarz Apprentice" | Money. Power. Fame. Brownies. E-Peen.

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

Princess Desu Posted:

Is there an age limit or restriction on possible candidates?

13, probably. I think that’s the ForumWarz age restriction. Course, I could be wrong.

There are people with the mind of six year olds on FW. Log in to see images!

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

AtomicScripter Posted:

13, probably. I think that’s the ForumWarz age restriction. Course, I could be wrong.

There are people with the mind of six year olds on FW. Log in to see images!

There is no restriction for the game or the competition unless there is one because of the sexual nature of the camwhore.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Raepdog Posted:

There is no restriction for the game or the competition unless there is one because of the sexual nature of the camwhore.

This might technically count as a job, and therefore be subject to child labor laws, tho’.

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

Samildanach Posted:

This might technically count as a job, and therefore be subject to child labor laws, tho’.

ForumWarz is now a sweatshop, I see.

OUTSOURCE TO CHINA!

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Sick_Hacker

Avatar: 92134 2009-12-11 08:19:25 -0500
23

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

This is a very interesting proposal you’re putting out here Mike. I’m extremely interested. In fact I really do believe I would be very fit for the job.

► If you happen to live in and around the Greater Toronto Area and can attend meetings, that’s a plus.

...

GOD DAMN IT. Log in to see images!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I don’t have the software that JB wants, but since he begged me to join via tubmail, I guess I’ll sign up.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I submitted an application via email, and am very interested to see where it goes from here.

Hey JB, in case the same thing happens with this email as whatever happened to my mod application, could you let me know if you didn’t receive this one. Thanks.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

CoreyJess Posted:

I submitted an application via email, and am very interested to see where it goes from here.

Hey JB, in case the same thing happens with this email as whatever happened to my mod application, could you let me know if you didn’t receive this one. Thanks.

Got it. Log in to see images!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Got it. Log in to see images!

you forgot “and was blown away.”

I’ll forgive your brevity this time.

Sick_Hacker

Avatar: 92134 2009-12-11 08:19:25 -0500
23

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I’ve got everything ready to go as far as the application is concerned. All I need is to get my resume, and if all goes well I’ll be able to send it early tommorrow. Hopefully the deadline isn’t today, haha.

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Finally have some distraction-free time later to work on this… unless it’s already too late.

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Heh. When I realized it had taken me a week to get my application to the point where I was happy with it I decided I don’t have the time to play.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

So when are people going to start hearing about this? Is there a cutoff date for applying? Will you tubmail us either way (whether we make the cut or not)? If a train leaves Chicago at 3pm going west at 180 mph and a train leaves Las Vegas at 5pm heading east at 73 mph, what time would they collide?

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

FAIL Posted:

So when are people going to start hearing about this? Is there a cutoff date for applying? Will you tubmail us either way (whether we make the cut or not)? If a train leaves Chicago at 3pm going west at 180 mph and a train leaves Las Vegas at 5pm heading east at 73 mph, what time would they collide?

I will bumume you mean Train A is heading Southwest, and Train B is heading Northeast. And there is a magical track that goes from Chicago, IL to Las Vegas, NV in a straight line.

I will also bumume that each train left at the times stated, per their own time zones.

In that case the distance between the two cities (measured from their coordinates) is 1518.54 miles.

Train B departs 4 hours after Train A after factoring in time zones. By the time Train B departs, the two trains are only 798.54 miles apart.

The two trains will collide 7 hours 9 minutes and 24 seconds after Train A departs, or just 3:09:24 after Train B departs.

At a rate of 73mph, Train B would be 230.4 miles NE of Las Vegas.

The collision would occur at 7:09:24 PM Mountain Time, somewhere near the center of Utah.

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

180 mph train? In the U.S.? Hey, Obama may like public transit, but he’s not a god.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

I think I’ll announce my candidates sometime this week. There are still applications trickling in so I don’t want to cut it off prematurely. I have a feeling it’ll be midweek.

I wasn’t planning to email back candidates personally, as there are just too many. My experience from the Mod Idol competition is to just let it go. I’m sure I’ll get some hatemail either way.

kraigu

Avatar: 132907 2010-01-24 16:36:53 -0500
18

Level 69 Hacker

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Oh good, I was afraid I’d missed the cutoff and would have kicked myself if I’d not gotten anything in! Bits are flying, I’ll feel like crap if they hit you hard enough to do damage.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

The applications have slowed down to a trickle, so this weekend I’ll announce the official cutoff.

For those of you following this thread:

Please get your applications in by this Friday at midnight. If you think you’ll need a slight extension, TM me.

– For those who have already applied, let me know if you don’t want to share the email address you used with other contributors. I will post the successful applicants’ screen names here, but I’ll also be sending out some group emails soon after.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

let me know if you don’t want to share the email address you used with other contributors. I will post the successful applicants’ screen names here, but I’ll also be sending out some group emails soon after.

Can’t you just bcc everybody?

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