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Business JB presents: "Forumwarz Apprentice" | Money. Power. Fame. Brownies. E-Peen.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

markchd Posted:

Two questions that will help me determine whether to apply:

► Is a pun ever funny?

► Are jokes that only informed and educated people would find funny too highbrow or esoteric for this game?

Yeah, I make those sometimes.

► A lot of people say puns are the last refuge of the damned. But I say they can be funny, when used correctly. If you think about it for several minutes and a pun is the best you’ve got, go for it. But one after another can be painful.

► I’ve thrown in things that a lot of people might not recognize, and tell myself “they’ll just look it up, so they’re being entertained and enriched at the same time!” But that’s rarely true, so you should go for the LCD most of the time, and toss in obscure references that will delight 1% of the audience once in a while.

Why do you think all my contests are named after cheesy popular game shows?

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Can I edit post and put the troll fapping on to Log in to see images!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

MC Banhammer Posted:

So basically anyone who has a life can’t do it.

Propose e-peen name be called “No, I DON’T have a life, thank you very much!”

Signed and upvoted

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

MC Banhammer Posted:

So basically anyone who has a life can’t do it.

Looks like I’m the man for the job!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Odalisque Posted:

Looks like I’m the man for the job!

First Scully, now you? Log in to see images!

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

Oh, didn’t see that note. Log in to see images! AtomicScripter edited this message on 04/29/2009 4:41PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Finally, if you’ve come this far, I should point one thing out: Don’t post your application here! Email it to us at apprentice@forumwarz.com. But feel free to post questions, concerns and comments in this thread.

I will send you 50 Emails outlining my qualifications for this position. Log in to see images!

Anyway – sounds p. cool, but even though I can write well, I don’t have access to Photoshop, voice chat, etc. So I’ll let this one go. Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/29/2009 4:40PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

MC Banhammer Posted:

First Scully, now you? Log in to see images!

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

If I had a background, I’d try. Being 14 does stop me a bit Log in to see images!

Hell, I’ll try anyway. Probably write it up later and send it in by Friday.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

MC Banhammer Posted:

First Escher, now you? Log in to see images!

Fixed. Log in to see images!

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Is this going to be run like the apprentice on tv? Two teams? Everybody helps create competing submissions? Winning team doesn’t have a player eliminated? Who gets put on forts team in case their is a voice acting challenge? Will boardroom meetings be held in an IRC chat? Where only participants get voice and spectators can watch? lol

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

MC Banhammer Posted:

First Scully, now you? Log in to see images!

It’s true.

Rage_****

Avatar: Deformed Child
25

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran Fran

Applied. Now for the waiting game!!=p

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

IMHO you should improve the gameplay aspect 1st and then focus on the new storyline

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

ANGRY HOBO Posted:

IMHO you should improve the gameplay aspect 1st and then focus on the new storyline

Evil Trout is going to be working on the new battle system while Jalapeno Bootyhole starts writeing.

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

ANGRY HOBO Posted:

IMHO you should improve the gameplay aspect 1st and then focus on the new storyline

Those are actually part of the same issue. Part of EP3 is supposed to be a revamping of the gameplay.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Also, nana should write a homosexual story that a contact tells you.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Rage_**** Posted:

Applied. Now for the waiting game!!=p

Another game better than FWZ!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Those are actually part of the same issue. Part of EP3 is supposed to be a revamping of the gameplay.

Talking with Evil Trout in IDC, he hopes to get the new system out before EP3.

Also Hobo, JB is the writer, he doesn’t do any coding. Thus this is independent of coding and he can’t help better gameplay come faster. (Atleast I think he can’t).

Necrosaro

Avatar: Dust Mite
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I meet quite a few of the requirements, including none of the writing-related ones. But I have a house nearby!

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