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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Odalisque Posted:

What if I’d like a chance to participate in the creative process, but I don’t want to be the apprentice? Should I still apply? Or should I just ask you right now to holler at me when the time comes?

I’d say, just send us an email telling us what you’d like to do, and we’ll keep in mind that you’re not looking to fill that exact position.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

When would we hear back?

YushiMoto

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
4

[Necrimanci]

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Oh dear, I was hoping for a position, but looks like that’s not so much. I don’t really have all that much experience in writing, I have no idea what Skype or gTalk is, or how to do most of the things you list. I was hoping I could get enough BP to get esp 2, but now that seems like an impossibility.

wally b

Avatar: 130100 Mon Mar 30 17:40:29 -0400 2009

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

JacktheStripper Posted:

this is p much the same that stops me from applying Log in to see images!

agreed

hehe new emoteLog in to see images!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

App sent.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Raepdog Posted:

When would we hear back?

Most likely, we’ll announce our candidates here. Due to the high volume of applications, we can’t guarantee to personally respond to all entrants, but we’ll try.

Incidentally, I’d encourage people to ask further questions about the nature of this program in my podcast thread.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Sent application. I’m doubt my qualifications. Pretty sure people here are way more suited for the job. Worth a shot, eh?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Balloon Posted:

Worth a shot, eh?

Always!

Incidentally, Balloon is the first entrant to take a stab at naming my “women who barbecue” forum idea.

PROTIP: Doing a good job on this will add a lot to your application. Believe it or not, I consider these kinds of exercises extremely useful in determining the way you think.

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Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
76

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

At the same time, brevity is wit.

A. That’s my joke – I used it in the dom forum two days ago.

B. It doesn’t really work without the ellipses

C. Unless you think that really is the correct phrase in which case I’m now sad for you.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Fiasco Posted:

A. That’s my joke – I used it in the dom forum two days ago.

Simpsons did it.

B. It doesn’t really work without the ellipses

C. Unless you think that really is the correct phrase in which case I’m now sad for you.

TL;DR. Log in to see images!

In more serious news, I may apply with the note of “Not likely to be The Intern, but would love to help out”, now that I know that’s an acceptable option.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

If I forgot to cover pieces of the application process in my initial e-mail, can/should I send those pieces in a second e-mail?

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I can’t bumemble a portfolio until monday.

Dizzy_Jezuz

Avatar: Baby Typing

Level 11 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

I want to contribute Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Fortunato Posted:

If I forgot to cover pieces of the application process in my initial e-mail, can/should I send those pieces in a second e-mail?

Of course. Maybe “reply all” to your first email, so we can keep it all in one thread.

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Always!

Incidentally, Balloon is the first entrant to take a stab at naming my “women who barbecue” forum idea.

PROTIP: Doing a good job on this will add a lot to your application. Believe it or not, I consider these kinds of exercises extremely useful in determining the way you think.

Log in to see images!

I was going to, but everyone knows women can’t barbecue so women who barbecue are women without the woah.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

BTW JB, I am expecting a public humiliation if/when I get cut (as long as you don’t post my RL resume…embarrbuming)

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

Ha, I doubt I’ll make it longer than a few rounds. Even to be accepted would be a huge honor; no one around here takes me srsly. Log in to see images!

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

Would you prefer my application copypasta’d into an email or as a Word dogreat timesent attachment?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

markchd Posted:

Would you prefer my application copypasta’d into an email or as a Word dogreat timesent attachment?

Paste the application into the body please. You can attach any related .docs if you want, though.

Princess Desu

Avatar: Smiling Woman
4

Level 36 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Is there an age limit or restriction on possible candidates?

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