FAIL Posted:

I’M BOUT TO CALL ALL YOU fine upstanding member of societyZ OUT

I’m the e-police takin weak rappers to jail

pbum tha motha****in mic, I’m the boss known as FAIL

I stay G-ed up from the feet up lookin sexy as hell

I’m tha motha****in Ritz you just Taco Bell

****es jockin on my nuts like I’m mr. peanut

I get so much bum, you hurt so much bum

Xylon thinks he’s pretty cool, thinks he’s makin big deals

I got a mansion in the hills, he has a house on some wheels

Shii posts around about trolls hurtin his tushy

He just wants to be alone… inside some wolf woman's genitals

Coreyjess spits sick rhymes but can’t sing worth a heck

I beat his bum so bad in Idol that he faked a car wreck

If my male reproductive organ was some candy, it’d be good n plenties

AAHZ I heard 7-11 had a deal on some 2 for $20s

MCB sucks on male reproductive organ all day every day

I’d expect nothing less from a monstrous homogay

JBs callin fine upstanding member of societyz out like he’s some kind of fighter,

I hope he’s better as a rapper than he is as a writer

*drops the mic*

Lemme tell y’all a tale about a fabulous person named FAIL

He likes some tail, but only if it’s male

He thinks he all that cuz of his FWZ fame

Helps him forget that he ain’t got no game

You makin’ fun of Corey for droppin’ out the race

Poor FAIL forgets he couldn’t show his face

Didn’t have time to take pics? What a friggin’ joke

He just couldn’t take his ego not being stroked

Catch tha headline, FAIL, there’s new sexy in town

You might be in FoS, but you’re goin down

FAIL Posted:

I’M BOUT TO CALL ALL YOU fine upstanding member of societyZ OUT

I’m the e-police takin weak rappers to jail

pbum tha motha****in mic, I’m the boss known as FAIL

I stay G-ed up from the feet up lookin sexy as hell

I’m tha motha****in Ritz you just Taco Bell

****es jockin on my nuts like I’m mr. peanut

I get so much bum, you hurt so much bum

Xylon thinks he’s pretty cool, thinks he’s makin big deals

I got a mansion in the hills, he has a house on some wheels

Shii posts around about trolls hurtin his tushy

He just wants to be alone… inside some wolf woman's genitals

Coreyjess spits sick rhymes but can’t sing worth a heck

I beat his bum so bad in Idol that he faked a car wreck

If my male reproductive organ was some candy, it’d be good n plenties

AAHZ I heard 7-11 had a deal on some 2 for $20s

MCB sucks on male reproductive organ all day every day

I’d expect nothing less from a monstrous homogay

JBs callin fine upstanding member of societyz out like he’s some kind of fighter,

I hope he’s better as a rapper than he is as a writer

*drops the mic*

Damn, dude just took it to another mother****ing level. Good thing this isn’t a contest. Log in to see images!

Celerysteve Posted:

You only think I google my **** cuz my **** is so tight

I’ll put you to bed son, grab your little night light

And don’t worry if mommy makes loud noises either

or the lawnmower sound while I trim her ****in beaver

So get your little camera for your fabulous person youtubes

Just keep it SFW, nobody wants your man mammary glands

when the video is off, go ahead, have a blast

Smoke those pink cigarettes, and shove ‘em right up your bum

I’m a lyrical rapist you’re a lyrical fool

While I’m raping your mindset you’re enrolling in school

If by tight you mean sloppy you’re on top of the game

Your whiter than mayonnaise and rhyme like an orange

While you were humping my mother I was ****ing a spoon

Now I have rust on my male reproductive organ and you have the bumps on your male reproductive organ

Nig I live in a trailer you know my moms has that ****

So get back to your contest with your gf Fie

Thanks for the BP your girlfriend’s a guy

Shii Posted:

Lemme tell y’all a tale about a fabulous person named FAIL

He likes some tail, but only if it’s male

He thinks he all that cuz of his FWZ fame

Helps him forget that he ain’t got no game

You makin’ fun of Corey for droppin’ out the race

Poor FAIL forgets he couldn’t show his face

Didn’t have time to take pics? What a friggin’ joke

He just couldn’t take his ego not being stroked

Catch tha headline, FAIL, there’s new sexy in town

You might be in FoS, but you’re goin down

The hell is this, you think you’re cool?

You ain’t **** boy you’re a ****in fool

You’ve got no style, you’ve no grace

All you have is a **** ugly face

Johnny Mac up in here here not givin’ a ****

Wondering why you’d even submit

A reply to the rhymes that dis my bro

So step off, and get the **** out, ho

Johnny Mac Posted:

The hell is this, you think you’re cool?

You ain’t **** boy you’re a ****in fool

You’ve got no style, you’ve no grace

All you have is a **** ugly face

Johnny Mac up in here here not givin’ a ****

Wondering why you’d even submit

A reply to the rhymes that dis my bro

So step off, and get the **** out, ho

Aw **** son, is that some nerves that I hear?

Head of FoS tryin’ feebly ta switch into gear

The underdog ‘9 set to mack on his game

Quit makin’ it so easy! A playground? Lame!

I like how you run to yo lover FAIL’s aid

Too bad my rhymes got him mother****in’ slayed

Yo, listen up! I’ll tell you what, Johnny my boy

Run back to ED before I make you my chew toy

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

[WARNING: THAT DOESN’T RHYME — JB] Log in to see images!

fabulous person Drinkin Semen Tries To Critique My Rhyme

Why don’t ya stop humpin daemons and get with the times

Learn to speak with the rhythm not to fap to beat

While runnin from the kitchen cuz you can’t stand the heat

Xylon edited this message on 04/16/2009 11:45PM

Xylon Posted:

I’m a lyrical rapist you’re a lyrical fool

While I’m raping your mindset you’re enrolling in school

If by tight you mean sloppy you’re on top of the game

Your whiter than mayonnaise and rhyme like an orange

While you were humping my mother I was ****ing a spoon

Now I have rust on my male reproductive organ and you have the bumps on your male reproductive organ

Nig I live in a trailer you know my moms has that ****

So get back to your contest with your gf Fie

Thanks for the BP your girlfriend’s a guy

Xylon, the little **** who gets piled on

a man train whore got a squeaky back door

so it’s lubed up nice you gotta rub it w/ ice

your bum is uncle fester gettin’ visited by a molester

You’re a certified gay fluffer, the black male reproductive organ tester

you get fisted, that **** is twisted,

thrown in a bathtub, covered in **** ****

I raped your momma took a shotgun to her head

blew that ****es brains out after takin her to bed

picked up the brains, picked up the guts

rubbed ‘em on my scroat and busted five nuts

fed ‘em to your little brother then I **** in his face

I wrap you in duct tape and beat you ****ing sensless

Shii Posted:

Aw **** son, is that some nerves that I hear?

Head of FoS tryin’ feebly ta switch into gear

The underdog ‘9 set to mack on his game

Quit makin’ it so easy! A playground? Lame!

I like how you run to yo lover FAIL’s aid

Too bad my rhymes got him mother****in’ slayed

Yo, listen up! I’ll tell you what, Johnny my boy

Run back to ED before I make you my chew toy

Shut up son I’ll have you know

This thing called rap is all about flow

All your **** is choppy as hell

I’ll show you how to do this well

Stick around long enough and then you’ll see

The master of keystyle rap is ME

Johnny Mac Posted:

Shut up son I’ll have you know

This thing called rap is all about flow

All your **** is choppy as hell

I’ll show you how to do this well

Stick around long enough and then you’ll see

The master of keystyle rap is ME

The only flow you know is oozin’ from yo hole

Yiffy furry boyfriend? So that’s how you roll

I’m jes’ takin’ it easy, so y’all can compete

If you want real flow I bring it straight from the streets

*hangs up mic*

I’m rapped out for the night guys. Peace.