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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Fail’s a fine upstanding member of society he likes his male reproductive organ bigger

than a baseball bat it’s the insanest

he likes it in the bum, he’s brainless

went to Xylons trailer knelt down and sucked his male reproductive organ

I found those two fabulous persons, pistol whipped ‘em with a glock

they said please CS won’t you leave us be

we’re just two lovers not hurting nobody

I said open up wide and they ate my fat ****

I whipped ‘em around by the hair made them suck my fat male reproductive organ

they said we love your male reproductive organ you’re the boss all the while

I kicked those ****s in the face and put ‘em in an ant pile

They tried to **** the little ants with miniature male reproductive organs

I ****ed ‘em in the bum and bashed their heads open w/ rocks

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

FAIL Posted:

After all the back and forths there’s only 1 thing I got:

You sure do enjoy talking about male reproductive organs a lot

You’re just boring and eat on your youtube account

I can tell you’re trying to find some young boys to mount

Your flows are repetitive, it’s getting stale

learn to keystyle before you step again to FAIL

INB4 more male reproductive organ talk from Xylon

*mic drop*

This coming from a fabulous person who keeps droppin the mic

Is that carpal tunnel syndome finally startin to bite

Your last rhyme was weaker that Mr. Pepino Culo

Do yourself a favor and stop bein a fool ho

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

Celerysteve Posted:

Fail’s a fine upstanding member of society he likes his male reproductive organ bigger

than a baseball bat it’s the insanest

he likes it in the bum, he’s brainless

went to Xylons trailer knelt down and sucked his male reproductive organ

I found those two fabulous persons, pistol whipped ‘em with a glock

they said please CS won’t you leave us be

we’re just two lovers not hurting nobody

I said open up wide and they ate my fat ****

I whipped ‘em around by the hair made them suck my fat male reproductive organ

they said we love your male reproductive organ you’re the boss all the while

I kicked those ****s in the face and put ‘em in an ant pile

They tried to **** the little ants with miniature male reproductive organs

I ****ed ‘em in the bum and bashed their heads open w/ rocks

Your bring homosex postin to a whole new level

Since your digging your own grave I will give you the shovel

Your obsessed with my trailer cuz you live in a box

Only staying in this game cuz you suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Xylon Posted:

This coming from a fabulous person who keeps droppin the mic

Is that carpal tunnel syndome finally startin to bite

Your last rhyme was weaker that Mr. Pepino Culo

Do yourself a favor and stop bein a fool ho

I’m droppin the mic cause I’m done with yo bum

You’re ****ting up the thread while CS pbumes gas

Celerysteve is like seabiscuit; he’s super lame

you can always count on him to bring his b-game

I ghost ride my whip, you just ride yo bike

I embarrbumed you again, now I drop the mic

FAIL edited this message on 04/17/2009 12:13AM

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

FAIL Posted:

I’m droppin the mic cause I’m done with yo bum

You’re ****ting up the thread while CS pbumes gas

Celerysteve is like seabiscuit; he’s super lame

you can always count on him to bring his b-game

I ghost ride my whip, you just ride yo bike

I embarrbumed you again, now I drop the mic

Dropping the mic like your missin the groove

You got geriatric rhymes yet you think you are smooth

You seem convinced I’m embarssed, I think it’s time for your pills

While your busy dropping mics Im busy stayin ill

Xylon edited this message on 04/17/2009 12:16AM

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

CoreyJess Posted:

You gotta be kidding, man, this **** is sick.

Try typing with two hands, not using your male reproductive organ.

I am still impressed, despite what you think.

I thought I’d just see a ****ty youtube link.

I cower in fear, I think that’s what you brought.

But I just can’t sink to your level of thought.

You think your posts silence all in your way,

but we really don’t listen to much that you say.

It’s not that we hate you, it’s just that you suck.

Try getting a dog, it might give a ****.


see now you done played the same old game

about who gives a **** with comparisons of e-fame

but lets look at this **** 10 years down the street

Im ****ing AAHZ and you’re just another fabulous person i beat

im the sonofa**** that allowed YouTube embed

and even nicco followed my new line exploit when it got to his head

2 parodies, 3 klan copies and an admin on a string

thats right even Evil Trout knows the ****ing hits that i bring

aint a fabulous person alive that can stop AAHZ when hes mackin

and you? you just a skinny, pathetic, trembling little fabulous person whos ego im jackin

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

You got nothin’ You’re a **** fit for fluffin’

If you had a girlfriend I’d stick it in her muffin

But you don’t, cuz you’re a little homo

with his thumb up his bum trying to blow falcon fo’

I heard he ****ed you, yeah he slapped that fat bum

squatted over your face while he huffed his bum gas

Fail came over, you stayed bent over

took his turn, and then they brought over rover

literal doggy style you smoke F4’s male reproductive organ all the while

a big fat ****in smile on your face cuz you like that taste

then you sucked rovers red rocket like a whore doin free base

Celerysteve edited this message on 04/17/2009 12:17AM

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

AAHZ Posted:


see now you done played the same old game

about who gives a **** with comparisons of e-fame

but lets look at this **** 10 years down the street

Im ****ing AAHZ and you’re just another fabulous person i beat

im the sonofa**** that allowed YouTube embed

and even nicco followed my new line exploit when it got to his head

2 parodies, 3 klan copies and an admin on a string

thats right even Evil Trout knows the ****ing hits that i bring

aint a fabulous person alive that can stop AAHZ when hes mackin

and you? you just a skinny, pathetic, trembling little fabulous person whos ego im jackin

I’m the demon in your nightmare poppin’ uppers .

Cuz I still bring the fire to you gay ****s

Aahz is crashin’ through the door in his nightgown.

Alcoholic White fine upstanding member of society Drinking great times to hide the pain

Cuz he only gets a boner while watching LazyTown

Cuz he only knows to battle to the beat of chocolate rain

But who’d have thought he’d shove a male reproductive organ in his bum

Another flaming fabulous person suckin male reproductive organ to be famous

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Xylon Posted:

I’m the demon in your nightmare poppin’ uppers .

Cuz I still bring the fire to you gay ****s

Aahz is crashin’ through the door in his nightgown.

Alcoholic White fine upstanding member of society Drinking great times to hide the pain

Cuz he only gets a boner while watching LazyTown

Cuz he only knows to battle to the beat of chocolate rain

But who’d have thought he’d shove a male reproductive organ in his bum

Another flaming fabulous person suckin male reproductive organ to be famous


speaking of flaming you are the worst on this site

cant troll for **** and you still look for a fight

then when you realize you cant win

you make ayoutube vid with your fat bum and stupid grin

you think we are afraid because you are 400 pounds

whenreally your noob bum needs to go back to NewGrounds

yes i went there you failed bum joke

take my male reproductive organ down your throat and try not to choke

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

AAHZ Posted:


speaking of flaming you are the worst on this site

cant troll for **** and you still look for a fight

then when you realize you cant win

you make ayoutube vid with your fat bum and stupid grin

you think we are afraid because you are 400 pounds

whenreally your noob bum needs to go back to NewGrounds

yes i went there you failed bum joke

take my male reproductive organ down your throat and try not to choke

Let he with out sin cast the first stone

Your a dog faced motha****a tryin to touch my male reproductive organ bone

Speakin of youtube how about you take a shot

You’ve been pwned by duca is this the best you got?

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Xylon Posted:

Let he with out sin cast the first stone

Your a dog faced motha****a tryin to touch my male reproductive organ bone

Speakin of youtube how about you take a shot

You’ve been pwned by duca is this the best you got?


you are down to 4 lines now whats wrong something wrong?

HAHA your goofy bum rhyming time to ring the gong

the sad thing is Xylon you will not be remembered

i might even forget about that fat **** i dismembered

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Xylon Posted:

Dropping the mic like your missin the groove

You got geriatric rhymes yet you think you are smooth

You seem convinced I’m embarssed, I think it’s time for your pills

While your busy dropping mics Im busy stayin ill

The only thing thats ill is fwz after you post

and my smoothness precedes me, I ain’t gotta boast

Celerysteve is the pitcher and you are the catcher,

PLEASE somebody bring Xylon a stretcher

*mic*

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

AAHZ Posted:


you are down to 4 lines now whats wrong something wrong?

HAHA your goofy bum rhyming time to ring the gong

the sad thing is Xylon you will not be remembered

i might even forget about that fat **** i dismembered

Poor old AAHZ, you should probably quit

I post with AKKAHZ and you flip your ****

My rhymes are so sharp they rip through yo flesh

You would think I’m a newfabulous person cause I stay so fresh

He posts bad videos that no one watches

I post a few pics and people grab their crotches

AAHZ claims he balls at walgreens and can take on me?

THAT fine upstanding member of society’S DOWN, IT’S A MESS; CLEAN UP ON AISLE 3

*mic*

FAIL edited this message on 04/17/2009 2:43AM

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

FAIL Posted:

Poor old AAHZ, you should probably quit

I post with AKKAHZ and you flip your ****

My rhymes are so sharp they rip through yo flesh

You would think I’m a newfabulous person cause I stay so fresh

He posts bad videos that no one watches

I post a few pics and people grab their crotches

AAHZ claims he balls at walgreens and can take on me?

THAT fine upstanding member of society’S DOWN, IT’S A MESS; CLEAN UP ON AISLE 3

*mic*

your failed bum knock a playa like hes only got one hustle

but i guarentee this is one **** that you dont wanna tustle

youve been on my jock since the first day i met you

if i was gone half your style would be based of my **** fabulous person i bet you

talking about cleanups and aisle 3?

most the time im sittin on my bum in the lab, training somebody, or eating free **** that customers buy me

2 years in a place that you would crash and burn,

your **** is moar like McDonalds, so lets play the IRL card **** your turn

i got fine upstanding member of societys in the chinese food industry on my back

eating 30 dollar meals every night while you are stuck smoking crack

**** 16 bars il go 32

just to disgrace your punk bum until you know this ****s true

like every other up and coming fabulous person that wants to get some style

you were one of the first to go buck-bum **** wild

riding my jock like most of TSB

but deep down inside you know none of yall ****in with me

because you just a clown rapper whos flow has no technique

but you and i both know you are just another worthless geek

you talk about your AKK you talk about your mack

but your posting style is hollow you fradulant quack

aww **** is the stupid little failure gonna get mad?

dont be homie because im actually your dad.


say hi to mom for me.

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Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Ardently, I be bumin’ yo hedz

You KNOW I bin in yo mamma’s bizzed

Rappin’ and Rapein’ little kiddies all day,

Yo, it looks liek they gots somethin’ ta say,

SING IT OUT YO!!!!!

[ORPHANS]

It’s the hard-kock life for us!

It’s the hard-kock life for us!

[tAb]

‘Steada treated,

[ORPHANS]

We get licked!

[tAb]

‘Steada kisses,

[ORPHANS]

We get male reproductive organed!

[ALL]

It’s the hard-kock life!

Got no folks to speak of, so,

It’s the hard-kock row we how!

[tAb]

Mbumive Goatses,

[ORPHANS]

‘Steada of wool!

[tAb]

Empty Anii

[ORPHANS]

‘Steada of full!

[ALL]

It’s the hard-kock life!

[tAb]

Don’t if feel like Goatse’s always howl’n?

Don’t it seem like there’s never any light!

Once a day, don’t you wanna throw the towel in?

It’s easier than puttin’ up a fight.

[tAb]

No one’s there when your dreams at night get creepy!

No one cares if you grow…of if you shrink!

No one dries when your male reproductive organ get wet an’ weepy!

[ALL]

From all the cryin’ you would think this place’s a sink!

Ohhhh!!!!!!!

Empty bum life!

Rotten smelly life!

Full of sorrow life!

No tomorrow life!

AAHZ Posted:

your failed bum knock a playa like hes only got one hustle

but i guarentee this is one **** that you dont wanna tustle

youve been on my jock since the first day i met you

if i was gone half your style would be based of my **** fabulous person i bet you

talking about cleanups and aisle 3?

most the time im sittin on my bum in the lab, training somebody, or eating free **** that customers buy me

2 years in a place that you would crash and burn,

your **** is moar like McDonalds, so lets play the IRL card **** your turn

i got fine upstanding member of societys in the chinese food industry on my back

eating 30 dollar meals every night while you are stuck smoking crack

**** 16 bars il go 32

just to disgrace your punk bum until you know this ****s true

like every other up and coming fabulous person that wants to get some style

you were one of the first to go buck-bum **** wild

riding my jock like most of TSB

but deep down inside you know none of yall ****in with me

because you just a clown rapper whos flow has no technique

but you and i both know you are just another worthless geek

you talk about your AKK you talk about your mack

but your posting style is hollow you fradulant quack

aww **** is the stupid little failure gonna get mad?

dont be homie because im actually your dad.


say hi to mom for me.

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dis one day i was trippin cuz i ****en talked to duca

i get mad girlz on da intanet my avatar is fuuka

i be braggin to the honeyz

got the photo-developin moniez

im the manager at walgreenz ****

ya’ll a peon and a snitch

get off yo bum yo

get off yo bum yeah

get the hell up

there a customer

serve the guests dawg

don’ sit there like a log

deez kodakz aint gonna process theyselves

while you sittin on da net levelin up yo elves

**** u’s just delusional

yo job u gonna lose u know

if u got time to lean

u got time to clean

get up off yo bum

and make me some green

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

teh Ardent bumhedz Posted:

Ardently, I be bumin’ yo hedz

You KNOW I bin in yo mamma’s bizzed

Rappin’ and Rapein’ little kiddies all day,

Yo, it looks liek they gots somethin’ ta say,

SING IT OUT YO!!!!!

[ORPHANS]

It’s the hard-kock life for us!

It’s the hard-kock life for us!

[tAb]

‘Steada treated,

[ORPHANS]

We get licked!

[tAb]

‘Steada kisses,

[ORPHANS]

We get male reproductive organed!

[ALL]

It’s the hard-kock life!

Got no folks to speak of, so,

It’s the hard-kock row we how!

[tAb]

Mbumive Goatses,

[ORPHANS]

‘Steada of wool!

[tAb]

Empty Anii

[ORPHANS]

‘Steada of full!

[ALL]

It’s the hard-kock life!

[tAb]

Don’t if feel like Goatse’s always howl’n?

Don’t it seem like there’s never any light!

Once a day, don’t you wanna throw the towel in?

It’s easier than puttin’ up a fight.

[tAb]

No one’s there when your dreams at night get creepy!

No one cares if you grow…of if you shrink!

No one dries when your male reproductive organ get wet an’ weepy!

[ALL]

From all the cryin’ you would think this place’s a sink!

Ohhhh!!!!!!!

Empty bum life!

Rotten smelly life!

Full of sorrow life!

No tomorrow life!

Man, **** that ****,

fine upstanding member of society, eat a stanky male reproductive organ

fine upstanding member of society, I ain’t no ****

My rhymes’ll beat yours with a stick

You done used a ****ing song

That was made already

So now it won’t be long

till tha FBI is ready

To take your bum to prison

For stickin someone elses rhymes in

Sayin it’s your sumbission,

fine upstanding member of society, that’s just plagarism.

.

*drops the mic*

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

dis one day i was trippin cuz i ****en talked to duca

i get mad girlz on da intanet my avatar is fuuka

i be braggin to the honeyz

got the photo-developin moniez

im the manager at walgreenz ****

ya’ll a peon and a snitch

get off yo bum yo

get off yo bum yeah

get the hell up

there a customer

serve the guests dawg

don’ sit there like a log

deez kodakz aint gonna process theyselves

while you sittin on da net levelin up yo elves

**** u’s just delusional

yo job u gonna lose u know

if u got time to lean

u got time to clean

get up off yo bum

and make me some green

ahh i remember you didnt i change your troll diapers?

now dont start crying already like a **** turn off those wipers

talking about snitches and talking about green?

did u see the pics of my new washer, driar, and huge lawn i took through the screen?

oh ya i live by myself and sitting on bank

while you claimed to be duca’s brother lol man that troll stank

back in the day you used to have my back

but like most fabulous persons that choose sides means your whole game was wack

whos the snitch now you full blown-bum fabulous person?

so tell us how many times has Hobo privately ****ed you in the rear?

see all these questions i honestly want to know

like how much do you seriously charge for a blow?

see ive heard things about you **** round here travels quick

like how long did it take for you to send Hobo a pic of your male reproductive organ?

because fabulous persons left and right always want their turn

but in the end none of the losers like you just never learn.

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

*picks up mic*

Check…one two…one two, yo…

One-two, one-two, one-two…THREAD DEAD!
Yo, Shii be a re-re, he special like ed
Tryna spit them wolf-bonics, but you got no street cred
Ya rhymes belong in the toilet like a ****in’ wolf’s head Log in to see images!

Check my enemy list: onto CoreyJess
Defeating yo’ punk bum would be glorious
Yo’ boring-bum rhymes be laborious
Can’t hear you over the sound of my snorin’, ****

So Corey, what the story wit’ yo’ wifey, Jess?
If she wanna test this male reproductive organ, she should know it’s the best
Is that picture of yo’ kid? Man, that **** is just messed
Quit postin’ underage pics like my homegirl Context

But this ain’t no contest, so FAIL ain’t no winner
Just a punk-bum double fine upstanding member of society, without that chicken dinner
I’m the original, numba one, Forumwarz buildr
You the contest-killer? I’m the contest-killer KILLER

Blood-spiller, out-skiller, ain’t nobody iller
My mother****ing words be the Prize like Giller
Yeah that’s a Canuck literary reference
So when I’m on the mic, you better show some deference
I’ll ban all yo’ bumes based on preference
Except for Celerysteve, cuz we the best of friends (Log in to see images!)

But not Johnny Wack, he be hangin’ at the playground
Jerkin’ off to Laz’Town, man that sucker is jail-bound
You get raped up the bum with a broken pop bottle
For challenging my bum at Forumwarz Top Model

You got throttled, so now it’s onto Xylon
Heard you was a tranny, stretchin’ out yo’ mom’s nylons
When I drop my **** you steer clear like a pylon
Yo’ “rhymes” sucked ****, but let’s let bygones be bygones
You need a shoulder to cry on, cuz you straight-up bumhurt
All y’all ****es be more woman's genitals to me than Elisha Cuthbert

Now I’m callin’ out Trout, he a male reproductive organriding fabulous person
Get down and give Thergeant Thid twenty, you maggot
He’s freeloadin’ like Jorma, I’m the real-bum boss
I’m like the Heinz ketchup factory when it comes to Awesome Sauceā„¢
I’ll break the site’s TOS cuz I don’t really give a toss
Forumwarz, ****: it’s the game you just lost.

*mic drop*

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

So you’re calling me out, like a whiny little ****?

‘Pay attention to my thread’, you so desperate for clicks!

**** that. I’ll close it, I’ll close them all

Then I’ll slap yo momma, and bang her against the wall

That’s how she like it, she love tha male reproductive organ

I’ll great times up on her titties and make em all slick

Then I’ll slide down those alps with my leaky bumhole

Cover her in ****, and feelin’ all her moles

Like brown little nuggets, scratching my itch

It feels so awesome, I can’t help but twitch

Your dad, he impotent, so he really like to watch

All the meanwhile, he be strokin his crotch

See, like that **** McDonald’s, they be lovin it

Your parents can’t get enough of mah ****

Log in to see images! Evil Trout edited this message on 04/17/2009 10:29AM

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