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Fun AristRofl's SUPER-OMEGA-AWESOME contest. (3, 5, and 7bp + extras) (NSFW)

Alee

Avatar: Ashtray
15

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Alee Posted:

This post is for the “Old Friends” contest.

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Potilas

Avatar: 149302 Sun Apr 19 07:42:31 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’m so cool that I’m not even going to say that I am. Log in to see images! Potilas edited this message on 03/31/2009 10:46AM

Hoox

Avatar: Spider Illustration
4

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 31 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

What can I say? I’m awesome.

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

I’m so cool, that if cool were money, I’d be bum-sexing Oprah right now.

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Old friends.

Wait, what?

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Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Dude, I am so ****ing awesome your mind is ill-equipped to perceive it. If you fail to choose this awesome post by an awesome poster, it will only confirm that your sense of awesome is insufficient to the task before you. I don’t hold it against you. Not everyone can be as awesome as I am. I understand that. It’s OK.

I crush rocks with my bare hands. I crush ice with my bare forehead. You got it, I can crush it. I crush a lot. Because I’m awesome.

I bust mad rhymes. If you’ve got a mad rhyme, I can bust it into tiny little ****ing pieces. Because I’m awesome.

I’ve had sex with seven women. SEVEN, man. That’s as many as seven ones. And that’s awesome. That’s a woman for every four years I’ve been alive. You know any four-year-olds who’ve bagged a babe? Didn’t think so. You know why? Because I’m awesome.

I can climb a ten story brick wall. That’s right, ten ****ing stories of brick wall. All I need is a big hammer and some railroad spikes, and it’s on. You know what that is? That’s right, it’s awesome.

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. I used a nerf gun. That’s right, a kid’s toy. He still died. You know what killed him? How awesome I looked shooting him with a nerf gun. Gave him a heart attack, and he was twenty four years old, with a clean bill of health. Yep, I’m that awesome.

I’m internet famous. I have a fandom, full of fangirls. That’s right – that plural is intentional. Girls I haven’t even met like me. Look around at most forum-goers. How many of them are even tolerated by the girls who know them? Mommy doesn’t count here, bucko. What does that make me? You’re damn right – Awesome.

That’s right. You don’t even need to wait till April 6th, man, **** that ****. There’s not gonna be a poster more awesome than I am – hell, look at that, I even use the first person nominative pronoun properly in a comparative clause. How many people you think even know what “the first person nominative pronoun” is, or would think to use the phrase “comparative clause?” What’s that, right there? Awesome ****ing grammar, ****es.

Go on, man, don’t give those other posters false hope. It would only be cruel, leaving them hanging in the wind, just to disappoint them in the end over a foregone conclusion. Look at all the awesome in this post. We’re not in the same league. Hell, if my league went supernova, it would take ten years for the light from the explosion to even reach their league.

Game over, man. Game over. Just admit it.

Vodic

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Samildanach Posted:

a wall of text

Damn, and here I was thinking I was awesome.

Vodic edited this message on 03/31/2009 10:06PM

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Vodic Posted:

Damn, and here I was thinking I was awesome.

Sorry, man. I see this a lot. Don’t worry, though, I’m certain you’re still comparatively awesome. Y’know, in your own way… a way that isn’t as awesome as my way… but no less valid, I bumure you. Log in to see images!

Busty_Cheerl-
eader18

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 13 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I’m so cool penguins, and sometimes just people dressed in penguin suits follow me everywhere

Re dei sepol-
cri

Avatar: 94160 Sun Aug 02 22:32:53 -0400 2009
12

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I am so cool that the GREAT Aristrofl is my best friend and i am its greatest fan!

derfboy23

Avatar: 138118 Tue May 26 01:48:15 -0400 2009
10

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Old Friends

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Re dei sepol-
cri

Avatar: 94160 Sun Aug 02 22:32:53 -0400 2009
12

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Lasak

Avatar: harblgar

[In Effigy]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

I’m, so cool that when I lick a popsicle, it creates more of the same popsicle on the old popsicle.

Re dei sepol-
cri

Avatar: 94160 Sun Aug 02 22:32:53 -0400 2009
12

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Aristrofl!Aristrofl!Aristrofl!

VIPSTAR

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 35 Troll

I still wet my bed and fap to my Pedobear fantasies.

hello im VIP STAR the STA Rjoin my community of STARS if you payme enuogh bp i will give you access to a hidden place of STAR FUNCTIONALITY Log in to see images! VIPSTAR edited this message on 04/02/2009 5:57AM

Hoox

Avatar: Spider Illustration
4

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 31 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

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Sgreat times****

Avatar: 166697 Tue Mar 24 16:44:04 -0400 2009
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I am Awesome because I can do this :

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Think thats easy, aye? Well I also had sex with Mother Theresa, multiple times.

Beat that ****!

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

Listen, I’m so cool, I’m tubmailing you a rapidshare link. My mbumive funny picture collection.

RovaR

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
4

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Why am I cool? ‘Cuz I’m Dutch. That’s why.

RovaR edited this message on 04/02/2009 2:26PM

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Wartooth118 Posted:

Listen, I’m so cool, I’m tubmailing you a rapidshare link. My mbumive funny picture collection.

I’m so cool, no one wants to see that. Log in to see images!

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