I’m bored and I have BP. So I have decided to run 3+ contests at once. Last time I ran a contest I made a lot of friends.

THE 3BP CONTEST! “No U”

The last thread, you all told me how cool I was, now its time you tell me how cool you are. Post here, once per character. Describe how cool you are. Who ever I think is coolest wins. This part ends next week, Monday April 6th at 4:00PM Pacific time. I will then read all the submissions and award the prize the following morning.

THE 5BP CONTEST! “Old Friends”

People seemed to liked the fact that the last thread provided many people a chance to win. I have decided that this thread should also have the same sort of Mojo! When I award the BP for the “No U” Contest, I will choose 5 random posts. If those posts are on my friends list, you recieve a BP. You don’t have to compliment me this time. But you can. If you want. I don’t mind. If the selected post is not among my friends, I’ll pick another. 5 BP gets given out no matter what. (5bp, 1 to 5 posts)

Special rules: You may only have one post for the “No U” contest, but you may post as many times as you like in this thread. How does that work? One of your posts will count towards the “No U” contest, but any other posts past that point, will count towards the “Old Friends” Contest.

THE 7BP CONTEST “Name in Lights”

I see all these signs running around. They got peoples names on them, and most importantly, they got titties in the picture. Now, yes, this does seem like I’m endorsing prostitution, and yes it does seem like I’m some kind of loser, but lets not point out obvious things, and I’ll leave the BP on the dresser on my way out.

Log in to see images! Write my name on a piece of paper (“Aristrofl” for those of you with downs).

Log in to see images! Write your name on the piece of paper.

Log in to see images! Personalize a message. (Optional, I don’t care. It’s just nicer this way.)

Log in to see images! Take your shirt off.

Log in to see images! Hold sign.

Log in to see images! Take a picture.

Log in to see images! Tubmail that image to me.

Log in to see images! Make sure the image looks sexy (YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE NUDITY, ITS JUST COOL)

Disclaimer: Please, 18 or older only.

Now this contest sound like its for girls, but guys, send them to me anyway. This is about my ego, not my peenor.

Me and a panel of my friends will choose the winner. Winner gets 7BP. Also, All of the images will go into my sig, so I’ll look like I’m popular and have friends. On internets at least.

And just to prove how cool I am, First post after my Toxx post gets a BeePee.

UPDATE

Aldo_Anything: got the first BP.

The winner of the “No U” contest is: Samildanach

Old friends winners:

A-sat

Vodic

Hoox

baou30

Derfboy23

And for the Name in lights contest: there was one entry, and it was generated by a script. My Toxx clearly states that you need to be in the picture. So no winner.

BP?

Aldo_Anything Posted:

BP?

Lol, ok. BEEPEE AWARDED

I’m so cool, your contest ends on my Birthday.

Eh, I’m a pretty cool guy I guess, like 2 pwn forumz and doesn’t afraid of anything.

I’m cool enough to post in your thread.

I’m so cool I friended you before this contest and I’m only 5 BP away from Ep 2!!

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can i accedentaly the entire BP?

I will tell you how cool i am another time.

this is for the old friendsLog in to see images!

I think Aristrofl is p cool, and that’s what I voted in the poll.

You’re so cool for making all those contests man!

But I am also quite cool!

Here’s some reasons why:

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I have a Nokia N95 8GB, which I think is way better than an iPhone in not having a screwy multi-touch display, but having a great 3D GPU and generally better hardware.

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I know how to hack the firmware of said Nokia in a way that will allow you to install any amount of illegal uncertified software on it.

I also know how to bypbum the built-in N-GAGE Gaming app in a way that allows you to have full games without the need to pay/register for them.

And all this ain’t because I study IT at a University, but that also makes me damn cool, but it’s just because I’m good with soft and interrested in programming.

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In high school when I was bored I wrote a very simple virus in Visual Basic Studio. Said virus used the vulnerability of the school’s LAN to copy itself over to all the computers and start the next time system is booted up, unless you know how to stop it from doing that.

When it started up, it spawned about 10, maybe 20 instances of itself per second, with a hidden JPEG image.

Doing that, in a few seconds the target computer was unable to process a mouse movement and with each following second it got even slower and more unusable.

I was already cool in high school.

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There’s also lots of other stuff that makes me pretty damn cool IRL like gaming achievements on STEAM or actual IRL stuff even, but I’ll throw in some FWZ stuff to make you certail that I am damn cool here:

I am a level 35 Troll. It doesn’t get better than level 35, seriously.

I have the best equiptment, yes that is some EP2 stuff, even though I do not have EP2 yet, but when I finally win some more BPs somewhere (I think I need like 4 more) then I will rock more than ever.

I have also won Aristrofl’s previous contest (1 bp / 5 ppl) and Shii’s friend contest. That makes me damn cool in FWZ.

ALSO ALSO I have many successful INCIT motivators.

And last thing:

I’m one of the few European folk here on FWZ, struggling to understand what is all this American pop-culture nonsence all about. And since variety is cool, that makes me damn cool.