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Contest FAIL Vs. Fortunato contest idea thread (non RP, please don't troll)

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Hi, Forumwarz! Over the last few days you may have seen these threads:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/28651-ggm-brings-the-sexy-to-full-of-sexy

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/28745-itt-fail-calls-out-ggm

FAIL and me are going to have a contest. Here we’d like to have some suggestions for how the contest should operate.

three Judges, chosen purely for their impartiality and not because they happened to be the first three who asked who’ve been around a while and might not be too biased:

Fingerz

The Unknown Comic

Wylin

Contest:

FAIL vs. Fortunato

Contest procedure:

Each contestant creates a thread in the camwhore forum to convince others they are sexy. The thread will exist for a week. There are no rules about thread content or requirement of what need be posted there to convince people of the sexy. Trolling is allowed in contest threads, but ideally both get stickied to get around **** like Gothzilla’s damn draginz and DerKaiserReich’s annoying kaiser shots. At the end of the week, our judges decide who they like and we agree before we start that their judgment is final. The prize is bragging rights for sexy.

Addendum: And just to keep it semi-clean, contestants can’t troll each other’s thread, so thus whoever the contestant has their klan lackies troll. I’m not super sure of this rule but it seemed like an OK idea when I thought of it. Or maybe Oda suggested that maybe only fail and fort can troll each other’s threads, which would keep them cleaner.

I like the idea of topics for photographs. Not super happy with swimwear, but formalwear and expressions would be fun. I’d also like a talent portion.

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Tell you what. We can post a “Fail vs. Fortunato Sexy Contest ideas” and people can suggest picture topic ideas.

So! Throw out ideas here, maybe suggest rules or catches. Who’s up?

nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

make me a judge

nanalatinoje-
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JUSTICE IN -
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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

make me a judge

who is the mysterious masked poster and why arent they a judge

nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

but actually:

good ****. keep in the klan lackie trolling thing and i’ll stop finding you hideous.

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I love you nana but we talked about this in the thread your lack of impartiality troubles me.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

I think i’d be a good jusge, I don’t have anything against any of the players.

nanalatinoje-
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JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Fortunato Posted:

I love you nana but we talked about this in the thread your lack of impartiality troubles me.

lies!! noyhing but pure lies!!

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
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Website
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Level 35 Troll

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AntiRules187 Posted:

I think i’d be a good jusge, I don’t have anything against any of the players.

[Generichaxor Fan Club]

your decision making ability is in question.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

but seriously what kind of picture series should fail and me do for this contest instead of everybody asking to be a judge.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

[Generichaxor Fan Club]

your decision making ability is in question.

i’m in it because I was recommended to be temp admin until Generichaxor is back. Until then, I technically own the klan.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Fortunato Posted:

but seriously what kind of picture series should fail and me do for this contest instead of everybody asking to be a judge.

Need at least 1 from each that is the best Zoolander “Blue Steel” pose they can manage. I’d also like to see one taken outdoors.

Wylin edited this message on 03/06/2009 1:35AM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I’d like to see an animalia pic, whether you’re with a pet, or friend’s pet, or at a zoo, or with a rack of antlers, or in a coonskin cap, or in your aunt Mae’s I Log in to see images! cat sweater, whatever. But preferably naked on a bearskin rug.

I also like the talent option.

There should be an accessories set too, where you wear different hats, sunglbumes, scarves, eyepatches, etc.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Wylin Posted:

Need at least 1 from each that is the best Zoolander “Blue Steel” pose they can manage.

Seconded.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Fortunato Posted:

but seriously what kind of picture series should fail and me do for this contest instead of everybody asking to be a judge.

Do something similar to Odal’s emtoe thread, a mood/feeling/etc (eg. bumhurt, furious, embarrbumed) is posted by one of the judges, and both of you have to take a picture of you representing it.

Best pic wins a point.

Most points wins.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

Odalisque Posted:

There should be an accessories set too, where you wear different hats, sunglbumes, scarves, eyepatches, etc.

This.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Something_Witty Posted:

Do something similar to Odal’s emtoe thread, a mood/feeling/etc (eg. bumhurt, furious, embarrbumed) is posted by one of the judges, and both of you have to take a picture of you representing it.

Best pic wins a point.

Most points wins.

I think we should do a couple of those and then some of these:

Odalisque Posted:

I’d like to see an animalia pic, whether you’re with a pet, or friend’s pet, or at a zoo, or with a rack of antlers, or in a coonskin cap, or in your aunt Mae’s I Log in to see images! cat sweater, whatever. But preferably naked on a bearskin rug.

I also like the talent option.

There should be an accessories set too, where you wear different hats, sunglbumes, scarves, eyepatches, etc.

and also some other categories that we come up with in this thread.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Oooh, and an “ethnicities” thing where you dress up as another ethnicity.

And a pic in drag.

Western.

Jock.

Outdoorsy.

Geek.

Old fashioned.

Sbumy.

And then we could do the angry, sad forlorn etc.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

was Posted:

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

lol bearskin

but lotsa good suggestions so far. FAIL and I will pick our favorites, or should the judges, ya think?

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