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Sex ITT: FAIL CALLS OUT GGM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Ok, since you guys obviously have some kind of little-brother-complex about us, how about we settle this like sexy adults.

You pick one of your members to go against me and we’ll have a camwhore-off. The winning person gets sexy bragging rights forever for themselves and their klan, and the losing person has to concede that he/she and his/her klan pales in comparison to the sexiness of the other.

We’d need to find a completely impartial judge that both me and whatever lesser sexy person you guys pick will agree on, and then we’ll do this ****.

I haven’t talked about this with FoS, but they’d be cool with this I’m sure.

We can work out the details whenever you fugly ggm degenerates decide who you’re going to sacrifice at my sexy feet.

EDIT: I’LL PERIODICALLY UPDATE THE OP WITH RULES THAT WE AGREE UPON WHEN WE DO. FEEL FREE TO PROPOSE ANY IDEAS YOU HAVE FOR THE ACTUAL CAMWHOREOFF… I DIDN’T THINK IT THROUGH BEFORE MAKING THIS THREAD.

FAIL edited this message on 03/04/2009 12:41AM

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Montressor

Avatar: 77535 Tue Jan 13 09:44:11 -0500 2009
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
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Level 37 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

FAIL Posted:

Ok, since you guys obviously have some kind of little-brother-complex about us, how about we settle this like sexy adults.

You pick one of your members to go against me and we’ll have a camwhore-off. The winning person gets sexy bragging rights forever for themselves and their klan, and the losing person has to concede that he/she and his/her klan pales in comparison to the sexiness of the other.

We’d need to find a completely impartial judge that both me and whatever lesser sexy person you guys pick will agree on, and then we’ll do this ****.

I haven’t talked about this with FoS, but they’d be cool with this I’m sure.

We can work out the details whenever you fugly ggm degenerates decide who you’re going to sacrifice at my sexy feet.

Wow gothzilla certainly got in on the ground floor.


Shii Posted:

Geeze, Mont, did you even feel those 75 cards we just threw at you? It doesn’t look like it.

WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

ITP: i’m an imparcial judge.


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

Approve.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Montressor Posted:

Wow gothzilla certainly got in on the ground floor.

I can smell your fear.


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Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
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Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

this **** just got real


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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btw you must be this hot:

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to ride my male reproductive organ

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
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[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Posting in epic thread.


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Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

I would be the judge but I cannot be impartial. While I don’t have any personal vendetta against anyone in GGM everyone in FoS is on my good side since you’re all cool as ****.

I’d almost have to nominate AAHZ or SEMC to judge it. They seem to hate everyone equally the same.

Looking forward to seeing where this goes though.


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

I hope you ggm kids know someone sexy, because I was just looking through your thread about us and thought maybe it was a joke until I saw the papers you all held.

Maybe you can buy off someone in FoS with BPs to join your klan specifically for this **** to give me some competition.


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

i volunteer for judge, i sware i have no bias


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Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
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Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

this needs to be done on west 4th street

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the cage mother ****ers


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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btw you must be this hot:

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to ride my male reproductive organ

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Or if you want you can just concede right now and save yourselves the public humiliation you will undoubtedly endure

It’s up to you


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I would but that thread completely shattered my self image and I am still picking up the pieces of my broken, torn ego and trying to glue them together to form some semi-coherent whole in my mind again

its p unpleasant


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Also FalCoN is out of town and will be until monday, so no rallying from him. Maybe we will just puss out. I’m not the only one in the klan though, so I can’t speak for everyone.

For the record, I’m sorry about the thread and I humbly seek the blessings of those what am I saying I’m not sorry but auuuuugh


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

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I wonder how they’re going to pick… I’m guessing a chick, because mammary glands automatically give you SOME sexy points, but even then they only have marginally attractive females when using myspace fat chick angles.

I don’t envy you, ggm. I’m a sexy beast.


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

OMG OMG OMG WHO STICKIED THIS **** **** ****


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

can we have a few days to work on this even though you have a mole in GGM?


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

I’m pretty sure everyone would agree that if you guys don’t go through with this you lose automatically.

Just sayin.


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

i’ll be judge i’m impartial lol

lol fail i’ll say you won right after you post your first pic without waiting for the rest homeslice Log in to see images!
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