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Sex ITT: FAIL CALLS OUT GGM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Fortunato Posted:

can we have a few days to work on this even though you have a mole in GGM?

Sure, I encourage you to find someone better looking to join your klan. If no one sexy would want to bumociate themselves with you guys, may I suggest plastic surgery?


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Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

USER BANNED FOR ****TING UP A COOL STICKY WITH DRAGONS

Gothzilla was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Gothzilla edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

WARNING – YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnF5RP1PGc

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Also, we don’t have a mole in ggm AFAIK


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

recruiting someone better looking would defeat the purpose of the contest.


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Green porno!

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Fortunato Posted:

recruiting someone better looking would defeat the purpose of the contest.

Well I was trying to figure out why you need a few days to pick your “sexiest” member… it seems like you guys were awfully sure of yourselves the last day or so until I made this thread…


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

yo fail i could join GGM for a day and take you on fine upstanding member of society

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Avatar: 135255 Tue Mar 24 17:02:05 -0400 2009

[Throne of Blood]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I’ll judge. Totally, unbiased. I hate all you pretty ****ers equally, but I’m well-versed in aesthetics, so you really shouldn’t have to make a choice.

Bring it.


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Thought_Poli-
ce

Avatar: Guitar Girl

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

i vote tubsweetie as judge because he’ll **** anything imo


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

I think tubs would be a good choice also, if he’s willing to judge.


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Tubs doesn’t like me lol


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Also I’m not agreeing on a judge until I know who I’m up against


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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

What about maybe Banhammer or Scully? A mod would be a good judge.


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Thought_Poli-
ce

Avatar: Guitar Girl

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

FAIL Posted:

Tubs doesn’t like me lol

lmao why the hell not ?___?


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I vote scully


ilu man

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Thought_Police Posted:

i vote tubsweetie as judge because he’ll **** anything imo

even though i have no fos characters, fail has a special place in my heart. i could not be impartial.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

FAIL Posted:

Ok, since you guys obviously have some kind of little-brother-complex about us, how about we settle this like sexy adults.

You pick one of your members to go against me and we’ll have a camwhore-off. The winning person gets sexy bragging rights forever for themselves and their klan, and the losing person has to concede that he/she and his/her klan pales in comparison to the sexiness of the other.

We’d need to find a completely impartial judge that both me and whatever lesser sexy person you guys pick will agree on, and then we’ll do this ****.

I haven’t talked about this with FoS, but they’d be cool with this I’m sure.

We can work out the details whenever you fugly ggm degenerates decide who you’re going to sacrifice at my sexy feet.

EDIT: I’LL PERIODICALLY UPDATE THE OP WITH RULES THAT WE AGREE UPON WHEN WE DO. FEEL FREE TO PROPOSE ANY IDEAS YOU HAVE FOR THE ACTUAL CAMWHOREOFF… I DIDN’T THINK IT THROUGH BEFORE MAKING THIS THREAD.

If given the opportunity, I will destroy you.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

FAIL Posted:

Tubs doesn’t like me lol

where the **** did you get that from


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

actually it depends who the opponent is

imo id be a bad judge regardless


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

scully

Avatar: 12797 2011-08-15 04:41:50 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I'd build a road in gold just to have some dreaming...

I would say you need Banhammer or possibly David Bowie. I might be blinded by sexy and be too busy wildly orgasming to perform the required impartial judging duties. Log in to see images!


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Thought_Poli-
ce

Avatar: Guitar Girl

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

maybe take a leaf out of odal’s book and do faces for each of the emotes/moods/feelings/etc, the better one out of the two is a point

most points wins

sounds good?


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