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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

that I’m trying to be funny all the time? Am I on a ****ing stage with a mike? Sometimes I try to be funny, but mostly I just write what I’m thinking. The irony is obviously you see humor in it or you wouldn’t expect me to be funny.

When I go by groceries and the guy goes ”$2.35 is your change sir.” Do I throw it in his face and say ”$2.35? That’s not funny grocery man. That’s not even a humorous number. You fail at life you piece of ****.” No, because he was just communicating with me. There’s no ****ing expectation of funny.


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trespbumersw-
ill

Avatar: 103299 Fri Jan 16 02:30:06 -0500 2009
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

I HAVE DIFFICULTIES LETTING GO OF FORUMWARZ

Just breathe; it’ll be okay.


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male reproductive organ_TRAGEDY

Avatar: 95911 Fri Dec 19 21:16:19 -0500 2008

[The Celerysteve Fa-
n Club
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

LMFAO

$2.35…. clbumic


CaptainPuff

Avatar: 114767 Fri Mar 06 21:31:34 -0500 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Actually it’s “mic” not “mike”. Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Celerysteve Posted:

but mostly I just write what I’m thinking

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You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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pieyum

Avatar: 104284 Thu Jan 22 21:59:47 -0500 2009
7

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

K and draginz

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“An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded” -Unknown

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http://dragcave.net/user/pieyum123

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KrataLightbl-
ade

Avatar: Blonde Girl

Level 11 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

OMG I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT YER TALKING ABOUT HERE cuz there was this one time I was totally talking to my boyfriend and we were talking about ponies cuz who doesn’t like ponies right especially My Little Ponies because they’re awesome and he was totally getting bored and he almost fell asleep so I had to blow him for like an hour because he just wouldn’t talk to me so there I was with his great times all over my face and he was laughing at me and I was totally ****ed and I smeared it all over his shirt and he kept laughing really loud and I was even more ****ed and that’s when I told him I was blowing all his best friends too the whole football team and the nerds down the street who played D&D in their basement I totally told him I was their elf **** or something and he was all ****ed and was like “THAT’S TOTALLY NOT FUNNY” and I was like what why is it my job to be funny you’re totally an bumhole and then he got ****ed so I blew him again but the moral of the story is that sometimes you’re funny and sometimes you’re not funny and it’s totlaly not your job to be funny unless you’re a comedian and then I guess it is kinda your job but most comedians suck at their jobs and I don’t think you are one so I guess it’s totally not your job unless I’m wrong and you are in which case it totally IS your job and you should be funny all the time and not even take vacations because I hate it when good comedians go away for awhile or die or something and that sucks and now I’m sad so I’m going to go blow my boyfriend again kay bye.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

An amiable p-
ersonage

Avatar: 97971 Thu Dec 18 12:48:23 -0500 2008

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Thread’s not funny.


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An amiable p-
ersonage

Avatar: 97971 Thu Dec 18 12:48:23 -0500 2008

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Can’t you tell by now that this forum is just a circlejerk and none of the “funny” posters ever post anything funny, they just quote each other and harbum the mods endlessly because they used to belong to TSB, which did have funny posters but they all left anda;lkj;sa;dfkjla;slkfj;alsjkdg;lajsd;lfj;lsajf;ajsf?????


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The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

This thread can’t rotate my tires! **** this CelerySteve guy!


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

RAVE REVIEWS FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD

Hongz:comic is just so cool

Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.

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BarneynPenorz

Avatar: Middle Finger
9

Level 47 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Celerysteve Posted:

that I’m trying to be funny all the time? Am I on a ****ing stage with a mike? Sometimes I try to be funny, but mostly I just write what I’m thinking. The irony is obviously you see humor in it or you wouldn’t expect me to be funny.

When I go by groceries and the guy goes ”$2.35 is your change sir.” Do I throw it in his face and say ”$2.35? That’s not funny grocery man. That’s not even a humorous number. You fail at life you piece of ****.” No, because he was just communicating with me. There’s no ****ing expectation of funny.

SRTOP TRYIGN SO ****ING HARD CRELYSTEVE.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

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The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

WARNING – YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnF5RP1PGc

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

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panda_racer

Avatar: Chugging Beer
5

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

needs moar draginz. Log in to see images!


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