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Rant WTF unban Handofg0d and unban him NOW

Montressor

Avatar: 77535 Tue Jan 13 09:44:11 -0500 2009
16

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 37 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Okay, tell you what.

We’re maintaining our “about a week” estimate on a full check of all potential damage. To hopefully pacify you lot, at least some, I’m going to convert his ban to a temp one, aimed to expire at such a time when we expect the research to be complete, but I’ll be available to extend/make perma the ban, if necessary, based on our findings and discussions.

Happy now?

Probably not, you’re all a bunch of trolls. Nothing will make you happy except complete pandemonium.

Actually that’s p awesome of you. thanks.


Shii Posted:

Geeze, Mont, did you even feel those 75 cards we just threw at you? It doesn’t look like it.

drussthebrit-
ishbastard

Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
15

Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Okay, tell you what.

We’re maintaining our “about a week” estimate on a full check of all potential damage. To hopefully pacify you lot, at least some, I’m going to convert his ban to a temp one, aimed to expire at such a time when we expect the research to be complete, but I’ll be available to extend/make perma the ban, if necessary, based on our findings and discussions.

Happy now?

Probably not, you’re all a bunch of trolls. Nothing will make you happy except complete pandemonium.

Yes, that would be more preferable than the hellban. However, nothing would make us happier than modfabulous persons making better decisions and not hellbanning at the drop of a hat.

drussthebritishbastard edited this message on 02/01/2009 6:05AM

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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

MC Banhammer Posted:

Okay, tell you what.

We’re maintaining our “about a week” estimate on a full check of all potential damage. To hopefully pacify you lot, at least some, I’m going to convert his ban to a temp one, aimed to expire at such a time when we expect the research to be complete, but I’ll be available to extend/make perma the ban, if necessary, based on our findings and discussions.

Happy now?

Probably not, you’re all a bunch of trolls. Nothing will make you happy except complete pandemonium.

I approve. Log in to see images! Ricket edited this message on 02/01/2009 6:09AM


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

MC Banhammer Posted:

Okay, tell you what.

We’re maintaining our “about a week” estimate on a full check of all potential damage. To hopefully pacify you lot, at least some, I’m going to convert his ban to a temp one, aimed to expire at such a time when we expect the research to be complete, but I’ll be available to extend/make perma the ban, if necessary, based on our findings and discussions.

Happy now?

Probably not, you’re all a bunch of trolls. Nothing will make you happy except complete pandemonium.

Approved.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

MC Banhammer Posted:

Probably not, you’re all a bunch of trolls. Nothing will make you happy except complete pandemonium.

I, for one, resent that. It’s not complete pandemonium to temp-ban someone for what was, at the end of the day, a minor offense. If someone had taken my account and gone to make threads about it, I’d be annoyed, but not be out for blood.

Ultimately, what handofg0d did was not especially bright, but it didn’t harm the integrity of the game, at least as far as we know. If it turns out he trashed the place, so be it, but either way the temp ban should have come first.


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BOOMER-CODE

Avatar: Ear Safety Pin
1

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

drussthebritishbastard Posted:

Yes, that would be more preferable than the hellban. However, nothing would make us happier than modfabulous persons making better decisions and not hellbanning at the drop of a hat.

This 150%

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

The aftermath: Guys like handofg0d are very good at hacking, otherwise he wouldn’t have gotten a ‘we broke idc’ peen. So he tried things out. Hacking into a mod’s account sure is a bannable offense, but let’s not permaban him right away for it. Maybe think about it, like MC Banhammer already said, and then let him come back.

What sucks much more is this disgusting outrage and spontaneously solidarity. It’s nice, but also a bit artificial and constructed.

Hope to see you soon, handofg0d


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ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

why are people complaining?

all he has to do is make many alts until they get irawr bored of deleting them and let him play


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An amiable p-
ersonage

Avatar: 97971 Thu Dec 18 12:48:23 -0500 2008

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

drussthebritishbastard Posted:

Yes, that would be more preferable than the hellban. However, nothing would make us happier than modfabulous persons making better decisions and not hellbanning at the drop of a hat.

A permaban isn’t a hellban. A hellban is where no one but the poster can see their own posts. You seem slightly off in the head, misspelling things like “orthodox” while calling Tubs stupid. It might be best for you to return to posting college! Log in to see images!


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drussthebrit-
ishbastard

Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
15

Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

Bah, whatever. I didn’t know there was a specific difference between the two terms. Thanks for pointing it out.

Now hurl yourself out of a window and land in a dump truck full of used syringe needles.


COLGATE BLUE MINTY GEL

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Dragonoth

Avatar: Code (Green)

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 9 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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either jb is watching flamebate 24/7 or this is a hoax


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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Nicco Posted:

either jb is watching flamebate 24/7 or this is a hoax

I think so too. Unfunny hoax though.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Fran Posted:

disregard this all, go **** yourself

olololol


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

lol you people care about h0g when h0g doesn’nt even care


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

ahaha was this thread originated from when fran went postal because hog and i trolled everyone


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

JoeTrippy

Avatar: Piggy Bank
2

Level 18 Permanoob

“Asshat”

Pardon me, but who is this “FalconFour” and “handofg0d” you speak of?


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

JoeTrippy Posted:

Pardon me, but who is this “FalconFour” and “handofg0d” you speak of?

get out


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

get out

Before it’s to late. Save yourself. It’s too late for the rest of us.


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