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Contest CLOSED: CONTEST: Invent My Title And Win Ep 2! (Potentially NSWF)

ex-Troll

Avatar: 120265 Wed Feb 11 11:06:48 -0500 2009
5

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

banhammer see me rockin , hes hatin

Heath Ledger-
s Ghost

Avatar: Heath Ledgers Ghost's Avatar

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

“Lying dormant in shadows, my inner serial rapist waits for me to masturbate.”

Raksha

Avatar: harblgar

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I skipped one page of replies and probably am not being original, but it’s worth a shot anyway.

Also, I’ve got the Internet Attorney E-Peen, but not episode 2. Seriously, if there’s screenshot goodness that can serve as proof I’ll happily provide it.

“Just Wants her Bowling Ball, Or, Failing That, a Fisting”

ex-Troll

Avatar: 120265 Wed Feb 11 11:06:48 -0500 2009
5

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

this player just has been chuck norrised

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

And we are now down the the final week of the contest. I’ve already begun sorting the entries, and I must say I’ve got quite a few people who have made it to the finals already. If you think you may not be one of them, feel free to post some new entries, and if you haven’t entered yet, feel free to post some entries as well.

Also, quite a few people ingnored rule three and posted entries in more than one post. There’s no stick up my bum right now, so no-one will be disqualified for it. The Dudette abides.

EDIT: Damn the English language for the words entries and entire, damn my spell-check as well.

BrainpanSonata edited this message on 01/24/2009 11:22AM

The Fourth R-
ider of Death

Avatar: Crying Painting
2

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

“The Piano-man”

“This Title Will Probably End Up Being Changed By Someone Else, So Why Give A ****”

“Forumwhorez”

“God’s Masturbation Hand”

“The Prophet of Penile Peril”

“I Voted Against Barack Obama Due To Racism”

“I Had A Sexual Encounter With Eight Or More Parties”

“Title”

“I’m Sorry That I’m Divorcing You Carl, But The People On The Online Gaming Forum Said That It Was The Right Thing”

“Rule 34 Apllies To Myself”

“Dumbledore Dies”

“In Case You Ever Need To Know, My Social Security Number Is __________”

“I Am A 23 Year Old Woman Who Plays Online Games About Insulting Random People On Messageboards, Acompanied By My Many Sexual Fantasies”

“All Of Your Third Base Belong To Us”

“I Watched Gran Torino Expecting A Comedy. I Was Severly Dissappointed”

“I Recently Watched Freddy Got Fingered. There Should Of Been More Shots With The Elephant male reproductive organ”

“This Player Has Done Something Really Stupid”

“They Say That Under My Breasts There Is No Abdomen, Only Another Pair Of Breasts”

“Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates. You Can Shove A Really Crappy Piece Into Your Mouth, Ruining Your Day”

“LOL WTF ISFT ITIMBAP IMAGGSI”

“Among The Great Pieces Of Art, Be It Portrait, Surrealist, Propaganda, Goatse.ex Will Always Be Revered As “Priceless””

“Racial Profiling Is Only Usefull For Pornography”

“I Contend That We Are Both Virgins. I Have Simply Screwed One Less Person Than You. Once You Understand Why You Dismiss All Other male reproductive organ’ You Will Understand Why I Dismiss Yours”

”<- Is An Idiot”

“Youtube’s Bandwidth Costs Google Over 10,000,000$ A Day. Not That You Give A ****”

“Queen Of The Sexually Famished”

“I Go To Encyclopedia Dramatica Solely For The Porn”

“I’m Only Stripping Until I Have Gathered Enough Money To Be A Whore”

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“Two Can Be As Bad As One. Three-somes FTW”

“Put Your Milk In My Cocoa Puffs”

“Selling Evil Trout In My Local Fish Market”

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“Mein Fuhrur, I Can Walk!”

“We’ll **** Again, Don’t Know Where, Don’t Know When, But I Know We’ll **** Again, Some Sunny Day”

“And The Pimp, Never ****ing, Still Is Sitting, Still Is Sitting, On The Protruding male reproductive organ Of My BF, Just Above My Chamber Door.And His Eyes Have All The Seeming Of A Rapist’s That Is Dreaming. And The Porno Behind Him Steaming Throws His Shadow On The Floor. And My Virginity From Out That Shadow That Lies Floating On The Floor, Shall Be Honored- Nevermore!”

“I ****ed JFK”

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“Endorsed By Pedobear”

“Ever Get The Chilling Feeling That These **** Jokes Are Getting Old?”

“It’s Twelve O’clock On A Holiday. Regular Clients Peek In”

“Many Horn-Dogs Frown Upon Sex With Women With No Experience, But You Cannot Obtain Experience Without Getting ****ed By A Horn-Dog”

“I Sure Do Hope That There Isn’t A Limit To The Amount Of Titles That I Can Post”

“The Future Unabomber”

“Meet Me On Top Of The World Trade Center On September 11th, 2001, At Around ‘9 In The Morning. We Can Settle Our Differences Then”

“Will Give Blowjobs For Peace In Iraq”

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“I Am Suing The Makers Of Brown Booties IV For Giving Me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome”

“I Am A Whorker- Part Whore, Part Hooker”

“NSFW”

“Apple Paid Me Three Grand To Endorse Their New iTouch. So… Pew Pew, Go Buy It…”

“Now In Technicolor”

“Level 80 Blood Elf Madam’”

“1 Man To Every 10 Women? Count Me In, Hitler!”

“φύλο και γλυκός” <-(Sex and Sweets)

“I Faked It”

“καλός θεότητα , γιατί ότι γυναίκα φύλο με έναs κατσίκα?” <- (Nice God , why that woman sexing with one goat?)

The Fourth Rider of Death edited this message on 01/30/2009 4:45PM

Manzotin

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 20 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Here they are Log in to see images!

“Call me The Dudette. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or La Duderina.”

“What in god’s name are you blathering about?”

“If there’s a golden rule, i missed it”

“If you think i’m a pumpkin you should stop playn”

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

6 days until the contest deadline. Also, bump.

Bbumie

Avatar: harblgar
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

“I putz teh tub on tubgirl”

“Your mom past away?, i’d **** her”

“Weird, she wasn’t dead when i banged her, or was she?”

“Will troll for teh lulz”

New onesLog in to see images!

“Im full of sh..win”

“The fastest fapper of this side of flamebate”

“SO, I HEARD YOU LIKE BEING TROLLED”

MOAR!Log in to see images!

“Its pretty much useless, but ill troll you for teh lulz”

“Know the cow joke?, i do.”

“Look out!, nuclear waste ahead.”

“WHAT THE **** WAS THAT? -fap-”

Hope u liekLog in to see images! Bassie edited this message on 01/31/2009 12:25AM

Demonlord666-
000

Avatar: 119939 Tue Jan 27 03:26:15 -0500 2009

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

I am retracting all of my entries I just purchased Ep 2 Log in to see images!

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Demonlord666000 Posted:

I am retracting all of my entries I just purchased Ep 2 Log in to see images!

Congrats. Hope you enjoy it.

Anyways, five days until the contest deadline. Just a quick note, I’m probably not gonna be online on the 29th due to irl appointments, so any entries posted on that day won’t be read until the 30th. Also, the database maintenance that went on today has unfuxxored the javascript issues that my Mozilla had with FWZ.Log in to see images! BrainpanSonata edited this message on 01/26/2009 9:13AM

The Bakery Q-
ueen

Avatar: Kitten

[Thats Just Not Rig-
ht
]

Level 10 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

“male reproductive organ Power! **** the woman's genitals!”

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

4 days left in this contest! Also, bump.

ex-Troll

Avatar: 120265 Wed Feb 11 11:06:48 -0500 2009
5

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

“yes i have a serious problem’s, do you have problem with that ?”

“Girl’s you say ???? BrainpanSonata listen…”

“Gimme Sex”

ex-Troll edited this message on 01/27/2009 1:27PM

Duncan Frost

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
2

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ll **** you with a rake”

“The Dudette Abides”

“If I really wanted to get a life, i’d just take yours”

Akaleth

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
1

[Scorehero]

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

I’m only here because it’s not raining small children. Now, if it was…

The lack of mammary glands in this thread disappoints me.

This title says what it does only because I paid some **** 7 BP for it.

Proud Owner of Several Inflatable Sex Toys

Akaleth edited this message on 01/28/2009 4:20PM

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

3 days left in this contest! Also, bump.

I P Freely

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[WeKilledYou]

Level 7 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

ummmmmm#

How

Bout..

The Invisble Forum

Click Here To Se It!!!

d4

Avatar: harblgar
19

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

What is love! Baby don’t hurt me

Monster that hides in your pants

I’m always wet in the shower

Womanizer

Perverted Uncle

This title is not offensive

Horny as a goat

When I think of you I touch my self

I’d do me

69 year old virgin

6.9 (69 with a period)

Emo woman's genitalsl Disorder

BrainpanSonata2

Romantic Slavery

I’ll take back that erection

<Enter Porn Site Here>

I cant think of a name

I gave 7 bp and all I got was this ****ty title

BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

“Hey, that’s my fetish too!”

“The Birthplace of Boners” (Yay for INCIT!)

The good old standby “DO NOT CLICK” – depending on your taste, this could also be “DO NOT CLICK. SERIOUSLY. JUST DON’T.”

Edited to add:

“1. push butan 2. receev nothing idiot”

BloodyDemise edited this message on 01/30/2009 9:48PM
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