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Contest CLOSED: CONTEST: Invent My Title And Win Ep 2! (Potentially NSWF)

Rock Astley

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
2

[Press start]

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

*insert witty title here*

I’m so awesome I use a banhammer to play whack-a-mole.

This epicness brought to you by BrainpanSonata

I’m so awesome that my awesome’s awesome!

I’m so awesome I don’t need to make sence.

I Log in to see images! Rock Astley edited this message on 01/21/2009 6:11PM

Ketorts Panku

Avatar: Camouflage Top

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Oh man, I just read this one entry that was soooooooo funny… but I’m not gonna tell you guys which one cuz it’s nowhere near the 31st. Log in to see images!

Oh, also…

BUMP

Edit: Oops, posted this under my alt… for those of you who don’t know I am BrainpanSonata and this is my new camwhore alt.

I did say I’d have 7 BP left over after my purchases…Log in to see images! Ketorts Panku edited this message on 01/16/2009 8:10PM

ElGrumpo

Avatar: Ron Paul
5

Level 39 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

“If you laugh at the things I say, it must mean you want to suck my male reproductive organ.”

Cyan

Avatar: Bacteria
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

” I’m a perverted Gay Guy who is stuck in a straight woman’s body but i want to be inside a hot dood :< ”

” I Love All ! ( Yes,With Homo ) ”

” Weird how i ended up being a troll not a camwhore ”

” Call me if you have a big Hard male reproductive organ Farm Log in to see images!

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

14 days until the 31st… do you guys think I should stay true to QFT… or is it okay if I reset the deadline to an earlier date?

Hurrvish

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
11

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

“I’m not trapped. I’m just a gay, kinky necrophiliac.”

Help.Stuck.|
Inside.Of: V

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

LE GASP! New information has come to light! I have had a revelation and changed the bio in my profile to reflect it (damn you, 255 character limit!)

Also, for those of you too lazy to check my profile, and just for the sake of posterity, I submit this copypasta’d bit of chat…

NOTE: It has been heavily edited to remove irrelevant text… I apologize to all those in advance who were talking between the context, plz don’t be bumhurt

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

BrainpanSonata: waitaminnit… filthy yet beloved ****hole of a place… dirty bathrobe, disheveled appearance, no job, easy-going outlook… gimme a white russian and I’ma female lebowski! 1:44PM

The Holy Fail: BrainpanSonata: The Dudette? 1:45PM

Lenny Piaggio: BrainpanSonata: But do you have a great rug? 1:45PM

Duncan74: BrainpanSonata: I shall start calling you Dude immediately. 1:45PM

BrainpanSonata: I am The Dudette!!! 1:45PM

Duncan74: Or that. 1:45PM

BrainpanSonata: No, but I have a naught dog 1:45PM

BrainpanSonata: *naughty 1:46PM

BrainpanSonata: my place has pretty nice carpeting… 1:46PM

The Holy Fail: *peees on BrainpanSonata’s rug* 1:46PM

BrainpanSonata: what the ****? why the **** did you pee on my rug? 1:47PM

BrainpanSonata: it tied to room together and everything 1:47PM

The Holy Fail: Aren’t you the millionaire Lebowski? 1:48PM

BrainpanSonata: millionaire? hello no 1:48PM

BrainpanSonata: do millionaires share thier place with male reproductive organraoches? 1:49PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I expect a flood of The Big Lebowski refs… or not. But just realize there is already a potential winner to this contest… which does not end until the thirty-first. That’s fourteen days from now. So go! Submit titles with the potential to make me fall out of my chair laughing! I quoted for toxx, and I can’t go back on it now!

Em You Are

Avatar: 107470 Wed Apr 22 20:00:37 -0400 2009
3

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

“They figured she was a lazy, time wasting slacker. They were right.”

“Who the **** are the Knutsens?”

“****ing dip**** with a nine toed woman.”

“A little yaoi a day, keeps the doctor away.”

“Nobody ****s with the Jesus!”

“Nobody ****s with the Dudette!”

“Mind if I do a J?”

“**** YOU, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!”

“A friend with a cleft bumhole.”

“At least I’m housebroken.”

“I’m sorry your stepmother is a nympho.”

“Racially…I’m pretty cool.”

“Just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.”

“Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.”

“A hug and a handjob. Act now while supplies last!”

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

The thoughts in my head often scare me. Although they are so deliciously sexy.

Ketorts Panku

Avatar: Camouflage Top

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Largehardoncollider, see rule 1. also, bump.

Micro-Ruckus

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Find you, Alpshole!

In reference to the infamous editing of Big Lebowski. Log in to see images!

Snickkers

Avatar: 91933 Tue Jan 20 01:33:39 -0500 2009

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

“I gave some guy 7 BP and all I got was this lousy title.”

Professor Fa-
lken

Avatar: 81434 2009-10-14 08:47:28 -0400
10

[team awesome face]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Goatse ain’t got nothing on me.

To a troll what a Mongoose is to a snake.

And you thought YOU had a twisted imagination?

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

13 days left… bump

Benjamini

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

“Omg your face, ROFL!”

“Da ‘G’ in OMG”

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

bumping this because I can

Ninja Dragon

Avatar: 98317 Mon Mar 02 19:27:47 -0500 2009
1

[WeChall]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

“Killer perv pumpkim of doom”

“Thinks he is a troll”

“If you see a pumpkin behind you, RUN AWAY”

“Ain’t creative enough to make a title”

“I’VE PLAYED THE BETA. YOU HAVEN’T. LOL”

“Insert meme here”

“Pumpkins also have sex”

“I taught pedobear everything he knows”

Ninja Dragon edited this message on 01/25/2009 9:00AM

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

12 days until the 31st… bump

Demonlord666-
000

Avatar: 119939 Tue Jan 27 03:26:15 -0500 2009

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

“Spider pig Spider pig does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing from a web no he can’t he’s a pig”

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dudette. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.” <- Might be too long but still funny

“Where’s the money? Where’s the ****in money, ****head!”

“Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.”

“Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.”

“What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.”

“One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a re-re.”

“It’s not nice to make fun of fat people—but what the hell, they can’t catch me.”

“Never put a razor up your nose—even as a joke.”

“Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.”

“If it’s on fire, don’t lay down on it.”

“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”

and my personal favorite

“The shortest distance between two points is under construction.”

Will edit later to add more Log in to see images!

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Hey, just did some screening work, and I’m not gonna name names, but there’s a lot of Rule 1 violations. If you have the Internet Attorney’s E-Peen, you have Ep 2. Trust me, I know.

I don’t want anyone to get bumhurt about this, but I specifically stated that this contest was created so someone who doesn’t have Ep2 could get Ep2. I quoted for toxx and I can’t go back on it. Sorry.

I’m pretty bummed about this, cuz you guys came up with some really ****in’ titles.

Anyway, on with the show!

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