“The Piano-man”

“This Title Will Probably End Up Being Changed By Someone Else, So Why Give A ****”

“Forumwhorez”

“God’s Masturbation Hand”

“The Prophet of Penile Peril”

“I Voted Against Barack Obama Due To Racism”

“I Had A Sexual Encounter With Eight Or More Parties”

“Title”

“I’m Sorry That I’m Divorcing You Carl, But The People On The Online Gaming Forum Said That It Was The Right Thing”

“Rule 34 Apllies To Myself”

“Dumbledore Dies”

“In Case You Ever Need To Know, My Social Security Number Is __________”

“I Am A 23 Year Old Woman Who Plays Online Games About Insulting Random People On Messageboards, Acompanied By My Many Sexual Fantasies”

“All Of Your Third Base Belong To Us”

“I Watched Gran Torino Expecting A Comedy. I Was Severly Dissappointed”

“I Recently Watched Freddy Got Fingered. There Should Of Been More Shots With The Elephant male reproductive organ”

“This Player Has Done Something Really Stupid”

“They Say That Under My Breasts There Is No Abdomen, Only Another Pair Of Breasts”

“Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates. You Can Shove A Really Crappy Piece Into Your Mouth, Ruining Your Day”

“LOL WTF ISFT ITIMBAP IMAGGSI”

“Among The Great Pieces Of Art, Be It Portrait, Surrealist, Propaganda, Goatse.ex Will Always Be Revered As “Priceless””

“Racial Profiling Is Only Usefull For Pornography”

“I Contend That We Are Both Virgins. I Have Simply Screwed One Less Person Than You. Once You Understand Why You Dismiss All Other male reproductive organ’ You Will Understand Why I Dismiss Yours”

”<- Is An Idiot”

“Youtube’s Bandwidth Costs Google Over 10,000,000$ A Day. Not That You Give A ****”

“Queen Of The Sexually Famished”

“I Go To Encyclopedia Dramatica Solely For The Porn”

“I’m Only Stripping Until I Have Gathered Enough Money To Be A Whore”

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“Two Can Be As Bad As One. Three-somes FTW”

“Put Your Milk In My Cocoa Puffs”

“Selling Evil Trout In My Local Fish Market”

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“Mein Fuhrur, I Can Walk!”

“We’ll **** Again, Don’t Know Where, Don’t Know When, But I Know We’ll **** Again, Some Sunny Day”

“And The Pimp, Never ****ing, Still Is Sitting, Still Is Sitting, On The Protruding male reproductive organ Of My BF, Just Above My Chamber Door.And His Eyes Have All The Seeming Of A Rapist’s That Is Dreaming. And The Porno Behind Him Steaming Throws His Shadow On The Floor. And My Virginity From Out That Shadow That Lies Floating On The Floor, Shall Be Honored- Nevermore!”

“I ****ed JFK”

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“Endorsed By Pedobear”

“Ever Get The Chilling Feeling That These **** Jokes Are Getting Old?”

“It’s Twelve O’clock On A Holiday. Regular Clients Peek In”

“Many Horn-Dogs Frown Upon Sex With Women With No Experience, But You Cannot Obtain Experience Without Getting ****ed By A Horn-Dog”

“I Sure Do Hope That There Isn’t A Limit To The Amount Of Titles That I Can Post”

“The Future Unabomber”

“Meet Me On Top Of The World Trade Center On September 11th, 2001, At Around ‘9 In The Morning. We Can Settle Our Differences Then”

“Will Give Blowjobs For Peace In Iraq”

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“I Am Suing The Makers Of Brown Booties IV For Giving Me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome”

“I Am A Whorker- Part Whore, Part Hooker”

“NSFW”

“Apple Paid Me Three Grand To Endorse Their New iTouch. So… Pew Pew, Go Buy It…”

“Now In Technicolor”

“Level 80 Blood Elf Madam’”

“1 Man To Every 10 Women? Count Me In, Hitler!”

“φύλο και γλυκός” <-(Sex and Sweets)

“I Faked It”

“καλός θεότητα , γιατί ότι γυναίκα φύλο με έναs κατσίκα?” <- (Nice God , why that woman sexing with one goat?)