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Contest CLOSED: CONTEST: Invent My Title And Win Ep 2! (Potentially NSWF)

Ninja Dragon

Avatar: 98317 Mon Mar 02 19:27:47 -0500 2009
1

[WeChall]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

BrainpanSonata Posted:

Hey, just did some screening work, and I’m not gonna name names, but there’s a lot of Rule 1 violations. If you have the Internet Attorney’s E-Peen, you have Ep 2. Trust me, I know.

I don’t want anyone to get bumhurt about this, but I specifically stated that this contest was created so someone who doesn’t have Ep2 could get Ep2. I quoted for toxx and I can’t go back on it. Sorry.

I’m pretty bummed about this, cuz you guys came up with some really ****in’ titles.

Anyway, on with the show!

I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. The game lets you play the beginning of episode 2 without actually buying it, and this includes getting the attorney e-peen. After the court, where you get the e-peen, the FBO members come talk to you and invite you to a special mission. In THIS part the game tells you that you need to buy ep. 2 to advance.

Some epeen can be gotten only in ep.2, but attorney ISN’T one of them.

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Oh. Doy. *headdesk* Blame the beta for not knowing. Lemme rework my screening list and get back to you then.

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Okay. I looked it over. The qualifiers list has been updated and all those who were wrongly removed have been put back in their rightful place. I apologize for the inconvenience. Also, bump.

Samusaran2311

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 30 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

My title entry:

Remember, it’s not enjoy if you yell, “SURPRISE!”

Samusaran2311 edited this message on 01/19/2009 8:03PM

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

bump

ex-Troll

Avatar: 120265 Wed Feb 11 11:06:48 -0500 2009
5

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Title:

1# I will come for you while you sleep.

2# People Say i should get a life ? why iam gamer,i have many life’s….

ex-Troll edited this message on 01/20/2009 11:35AM

ultracowlord

Avatar: Server Hacker
6

[The Conjugators of-
Funk
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

“Blue is a color; enjoy is a feeling”

Iceburns

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 12 Hacker

“Ohacku”

’’Offi—cer…I sw-ea-re tooooooooo yoooo—uu that I was-n’t drinkinnnnnnn’ ’’

’’male reproductive organshot’’

’’Lol, no, you can’t have my title’’

’’Your momma is so stupid that when she saw a sign saying Airport-Left, she turned around and went home’’

’’I love momma jokes’’

’’My mom likes momma jokes’’

’’I always look up male reproductive organ in Sentrillion’’

’’I’m a normal kid’’

’’TIBIA FTW’’

’’I like boobies’’

’’That’s what yer momma said last night’’

’’GAIA ONLINE FTW’’

’’I play Gaia Online’’

’’It’s a ****ing title’’

’’TITLE FTW’’

’’Log in to see images! ’’

’’I voted for Obama!’’ (lol now that is just a ****ing dumb guess)

’’Flezz…I…need…Flezz…’’

’’BP…I…give out…BP…’’

’’Perverted woman online’’

’’IMMA FIRIN’ MY LAZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR’’

Infinite_Pan-
ts_896

Avatar: Hacker Woman
1

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

“Trespbumers will be violated; survivors will be violated again.”

“If insanity often coincides with genius, than I’m muther****in’ Einstein.”

“Makes molds of your bumholes.”

“The floor is hot lava.”

“Accidentally a whole forum.”

“If skinning little children is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!”

SuperJad

Avatar: Code (Green)

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 9 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

I’m a creepy creepy dumbo dumbo pumpkin head

Melankay

Avatar: Hacker Woman w/ Goggles
4

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

“to troll or not to troll this is the question” <I’m quite sure it just isn’t funny anymoreLog in to see images!>

{Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep}

Melankay edited this message on 01/21/2009 2:26PM

dEviLe

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Log in to see images! Chuck Norris round-house-kicks all sig-disabler male reproductive organmonglers

Rock Astley

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
2

[Press start]

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Updated first post.

KTHXBYE

Avatar: Rubber Duckie

Level 13 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

“I get mi male reproductive organ trapped in a tube”

“Too fragile for this game”

KTHXBYE edited this message on 01/22/2009 8:27AM

MagusDiablo

Avatar: 111037 Thu Feb 05 18:28:16 -0500 2009
23

Level 69 Troll

I'm taking FlameBate as my playfield

Rule 34: I’ve mastered it.

Oh hai, is that a banana in you pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Stop double posting, fabulous personz!

Eat **** and die, noob!

I like my woman like this: young and in diapers.

DG-Root

Avatar: 86945 Fri Jan 30 20:49:15 -0500 2009
9

[Play INCIT]

Level 40 Hacker

“Uber Macro”

“Like music, only with more babies.”

“On a scale of one to ten, I’m thinking bumsex.”

Log in to see images!

I **** IN YO-
UR MOUTH

Avatar: Ron Paul

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

“fine upstanding member of society”

“my male reproductive organ equals MC squared”

“**** you”

undeed

Avatar: harblgar
4

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

BrainpanSonata Posted:

LE GASP! New information has come to light! I have had a revelation and changed the bio in my profile to reflect it (damn you, 255 character limit!)

Also, for those of you too lazy to check my profile, and just for the sake of posterity, I submit this copypasta’d bit of chat…

NOTE: It has been heavily edited to remove irrelevant text… I apologize to all those in advance who were talking between the context, plz don’t be bumhurt

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

BrainpanSonata: waitaminnit… filthy yet beloved ****hole of a place… dirty bathrobe, disheveled appearance, no job, easy-going outlook… gimme a white russian and I’ma female lebowski! 1:44PM

The Holy Fail: BrainpanSonata: The Dudette? 1:45PM

Lenny Piaggio: BrainpanSonata: But do you have a great rug? 1:45PM

Duncan74: BrainpanSonata: I shall start calling you Dude immediately. 1:45PM

BrainpanSonata: I am The Dudette!!! 1:45PM

Duncan74: Or that. 1:45PM

BrainpanSonata: No, but I have a naught dog 1:45PM

BrainpanSonata: *naughty 1:46PM

BrainpanSonata: my place has pretty nice carpeting… 1:46PM

The Holy Fail: *peees on BrainpanSonata’s rug* 1:46PM

BrainpanSonata: what the ****? why the **** did you pee on my rug? 1:47PM

BrainpanSonata: it tied to room together and everything 1:47PM

The Holy Fail: Aren’t you the millionaire Lebowski? 1:48PM

BrainpanSonata: millionaire? hello no 1:48PM

BrainpanSonata: do millionaires share thier place with male reproductive organraoches? 1:49PM

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I expect a flood of The Big Lebowski refs… or not. But just realize there is already a potential winner to this contest… which does not end until the thirty-first. That’s fourteen days from now. So go! Submit titles with the potential to make me fall out of my chair laughing! I quoted for toxx, and I can’t go back on it now!

You could always use “The Dudette” as your title…

jingleballz

Avatar: Code (Green)
1

[Press start]

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

have attorny e-peen, but cannot unlock until i get ep.2…

E=MCwoman's genitals

OR

Will **** for friends

OR

lemon party= wetness

BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

jingleballz Posted:

have attorny e-peen, but cannot unlock until i get ep.2…

Don’t worry, jingleballz, it’s already been drilled into my semi-thick skull that having that e-peen doesn’t mean you have ep2 already.

~~~~~~

Nice to see all the new faces and their new entries. Just as a reminder, the contest deadline is the 31st of January. That’s in 8 days everyone! So get cracking!

BrainpanSonata edited this message on 01/23/2009 12:58PM
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