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Contest 3BP - Invent-a-Peen

What_tha_Fox

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
2

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Lucky Strike

– This player managed to win 4 contests

Natural Selection

– This user got his friend request rejected

Owned

– This user managed to fail at pwning a forum 5 times in a row

Spammer

– Reached 10000 posts in Flamebate

I Lol’ed

– Said something remarkably funny

Get a Life

– This user visited over 200 forums

What_tha_Fox edited this message on 03/12/2009 10:52AM

Blobwize

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

E-Peener -This player has created an epeen.

Mr. Brownieman -This player has 250 or more BP

Best Friend of Forumwarz -Purchase every single FoFW BP pack.

Couch Potato -Don’t do anything for 5 months except being logged in.

Friend of Mods1 -Send a moderator 1 BP

Friend of Mods2 -Send a moderator 2 BP

Friend of Mods3 -Send a moderator 3 or more BP

Best Player ever 2 -Achieve every epeen available.

Popular -over 1000 friends

:-)Spam -Use over 1000 smileys in Flamebate in one post.

I like pie -Be a Re-Re for 35 levels.

I like donut -Be a Re-Re for 36 levels.

Hacker -Get pbum 35 levels

Completed Episode 3 -Completed Episode 3

EmoKid -Post 50 posts in the Whiny ****es.

Blobwize edited this message on 03/21/2009 1:10AM

Grapplejack

Avatar: Pink Dress
5

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Above Average- User has an e-peen larger than 6”.

Read the Manual- This user has completed all of the tutorials.

I tried to make an e-peen picture for these both but I can’t make them look like the regular peens. Log in to see images!

____

Avatar: 143340 Fri Mar 27 18:24:34 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

OCD Peen: This player has beat every (chapter 1+2) odd difficulty forum, then every even difficulty forum, then all of them by order, and then all of them again backwards skipping one every two.

If the order is varied even slightly, then the process must be restarted from the beginning.

SteamKnight

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Jailbait: This player has been banned by at least one moderator.

SteamKnight edited this message on 03/30/2009 6:32PM

Psy-4

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
14

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

All of these are great!!

DURRRR – This user did something very special (Ask for a Hit in Blackjack, while holding onto 21). Sister to HURF DURF. (0.03)

MINE! – Buyout 10 items on Kyoubai (0.12)

You can’t fire me, I quit! – Kill yourself with 10 Ego or less on a 20+ level forum. (0.11)

No kill, like an Overkill – Pwn a forum 30+ levels below yours (0.07)

FFFFFUUUUUUU – Cut your pwning streak at 99 (0.45)

Drugs “R” Bad, m’kay?! – Increase streak by 20 without using any consumables (0.32)

Quitters never win – Use the forum escape function (0.13)

Winners never quit – Pwn a forum with 15 Ego left or less (0.31)

Third time’s the charm – Fail to pwn a forum twice, be successful the third time (0.14)

It doesn’t work that way – Go to your own profile and click ‘Send Brownie Points’ (0.01)

Grapplejack

Avatar: Pink Dress
5

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

So Ronery…- Attempt to friend yourself.

Fur Pryde- Like the I’m Gay! peen, but only obtainable after you’ve gotten I’m Gay!

Second-Rate Louvre- own the Mary Magdalene, Middle School Art Project, Child’s Drawing, and the Venus de Milo. (maybe the defaced mona lisa too)

Ingrate- Sell over 500,000Log in to see images! worth of crap at the Ppwn Shoppe.

NIKO MY COUSIN- receive a Tubmail from another player.

MEMES LOL- Win 50 rounds of INCIT.

Grapplejack edited this message on 03/31/2009 1:17AM

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

One Man Army

This player successfully dominated 12 forums at one point.

SteamKnight

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Brownie Whore: This player has begged for, and successfully obtained, 10 brownie points.

IceDragon

Avatar: 139404 Wed Jun 03 16:41:17 -0400 2009
21

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Roll for Init – Pwn a level 20+ forum, and defeat each thread in one move.

Critical Hit – Pwn a level 30+ forum, and defeat each thread in one move.

Is that it? – Pwn a level 35 forum, and defeat each thread in one move.

The world is yours – dominate 60 forums at once with your alts (5 alts maximum)

Whiter than sour cream – gain 72 vanilla scoops in one day.

Neopolitan – gain 72 vanilla scoops while pwning 12 unique forums.

The Road Runner – Gain at least one lemon scoop from each forum.

Super Sonic – Gain at least two lemon scoops from each forum.

Millenium Falcon – Gain three lemon scoops from each forum.

How do I use this again – Buy a pair of glbumes (Emo Kids only)

Friend to Darwin – Driving an emo to death (getting woeismoderator to kill himself)

Great Cthulhu – This user obtained the maximum evil score for their clbum

So be it, Jedi – This User obtained the maximum good score for their clbum.

IceDragon edited this message on 04/02/2009 12:22PM

Shishi

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
10

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Much Gnoshing of Teeth. This player has pwnd Dental Chat 100 times, at level 35

Nice guy- This player gave away 5 BP in a single day

Bleeding Heart-This player gave away 10 BP in a single day

Easy to Manipulate: This player gave away 25 BP in a single day

SteamKnight

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

MC Banhammer’s ****: This player has been banned by the great Banhammer himself. Nice going there, bumwipe.

NNON

Avatar: Blood Cells
7

[2ch]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Theory of probability ****ed you up – This player failed to win choosing number “5” in “guess my number” 10 times in a row.

Communist Pa-
ncake

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Dead.

Player has had 100 antifreeze scoops.

Communist Pa-
ncake

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Uz hate bruce.

User got to exactly 1% Condition

Communist Pa-
ncake

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Filthy Stinking Rich

Get 100,000 over buyout price on Kyoubai

Communist Pa-
ncake

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

No life

Play forumwarz 3 days straight

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Travelling Salesman – This player has purchased a community ad.

Communist Pa-
ncake

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Can’t Choose.

Player got 100% good and 100% evil on same charecter

Communist Pa-
ncake

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Player posted 5 posts before anyone had a chance to reply on someone elses thread

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