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Contest 3BP - Invent-a-Peen

soratidus999

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[DBW]

Level 9 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

anti e-peen

for having a e-peen taken off you

Deathborn 668

Avatar: 36511 Fri Nov 14 21:01:07 -0500 2008

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

First Blood—User was the first person to pwn a newly made community forum.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Paradoxical – e-peen for not having an e-peen on the list of attainable e-peen

OddGuy

Avatar: Ashtray
2

Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Steadfast as a Comatose Patient: Collected all BP necessary for EP 2 from 1 BP contests.

Crankdatwhip

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie
1

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Negro fabulous person Agency Member: plant the FBO code on all forums

Code Whore: plant the XSS code on all forums

Code Pimp: plant all codeson all forums

warjoke

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

**** financial crisis

player has spent an acgreat timesulated $500 on forumwarz for buying brownie points

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

warjoke Posted:

**** financial crisis

player has spent an acgreat timesulated $500 on forumwarz for buying brownie points

alternative fuel source

this player has spent great timesmulatively 500BP total with all his characters

(awarded to only the main char to avoid alt reveal)

metalmetroid

Avatar: Ron Paul
3

[Island of Avalon]

Level 18 Troll

I didnt have any good avatars so i bought this instead.

FULL OF WIN: this character has won 15 contests in a row

**** sucks: this character has commited suicide on “that’s alot of feces”

1/0 OH SHI-: this character ****ed up coral springs nuclear generating station on their first try

you ****ing retard: this character failed at pwning denture chat.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

-XI- Posted:

Let’s do this thang!

This thang has been being “do”d for almost six months. Time to bring it to a close.

-XI-, if you’re agreeable, please close this contest on 6/26 (exactly six months from when you started it) and award BP at that time. You may update the OP to reflect the closing date. Thx.

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

Book worm – This user really likes books

(Equip 10 different types of books)

Pokemon Trainer – This user catches all kinds of pokemon

(Equip a master ball)

If either of these have been done before, I’m sorry. I really don’t want to read through 9 pages of this.

Joben

Avatar: Blood Cells
6

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Junkman – Player has collected X unique junk items.

OCD – Player has collected [large number] instances of a particular junk item.

Don’t kill me if these aren’t unique, i haven’t read the thread at all. Log in to see images!

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

updooted op as per moderation request

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Build® a Bridge and get over it! – User has complained about ItemBuildr/ForumBuildr, or participated in one of the many threads.

Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 06/17/2009 12:46AM

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Oldies but goodies: This player pwned Denture Chat 100 times.

Spare some change, sir?: This player begged for brownie points in this thread.

meet my back hand ****: This player was evil in every sTalk conversation with a female.

Damion edited this message on 06/17/2009 1:50PM

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Dom Addict – This player ended the Domination week with over 400 total scoops.

Dommania – This player ended the Domination week with over 500 total scoops.

Mission Impossible – This player end the Domination week with a min scoop over 50.

Flava Fetish – This player end the Domination week with over 200 of one type of flava.

GO OUTSIDE – This player won over 200 INCIT rounds in one week.

ghax edited this message on 06/17/2009 7:02PM

warjoke

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

FIGHT THE POWAH- player has been banned 10 times in a row and is still playing.

WHY SO SERIOUS?- player has successfully pranked 20 other players in a row

no country for old men – player have successfully committed suicide in Denture chat 10 times

warjoke edited this message on 06/19/2009 7:18PM

Alfred Nonym-
ous

Avatar: 186767 Sat Jun 27 08:44:33 -0400 2009
7

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Diapers:

Played Incit for 5 hours in a row without taking time for toilet breaks

Alfred Nonymous edited this message on 06/22/2009 9:50AM

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

Alfred Nonymous Posted:

Diapers:

Played Incit for 5 hours in a row without taking time for toilet breaks

another Peen 4 me (yay!)

———————————————————

1337er – This player has 1337 INCIT wins.

Hall of Epic FAIL – This player’s Hall of **** Score is >= 1337.

rawrmonsta

Avatar: Middle Finger
1

[WeChall]

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Cheapskate – Gambled Log in to see images!1 with Gamble-Bot 3000.

Sore Loser – Left Gamble-Bot 3000 after losing a game.

rawrmonsta edited this message on 06/21/2009 8:43PM

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Closing this contest until I can get some judges. If anyone is interested, please contact me and I will hand out 2 BP to whoever helps me out with this ****.

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