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Contest 3BP - Invent-a-Peen

IceDragon

Avatar: 139404 Wed Jun 03 16:41:17 -0400 2009
21

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Card Counter – Player won 20 blackjack games in a row.

Lady Luck’s boy toy – Get 10 Blackjacks in a row.

LimitFail

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
4

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

OCD

You’ve collected at least one of every item you can make and buy. (While this may sound impossible, keep in mind that other clbumes’ items go through the Ppwn Shoppe. It’d be time consuming and annoying, however. So perfect for Forumwarz!)

OCD Rank II

You’ve collected at least one of every item, including limited edition ones. (Tickets, the falcon guy’s thing, Randy’s e-bio, the digital vasectomy, I’m Fat, just to name a few)

Red Whine

Instigated a major argument on Flamebate.

Musical Klans

User has been in 15 different klans in the past 30 days.

Frequent Pwner

User has played 100 days consecutively. Go outside!

Avatar/Color/Title Changer

This user has altered another user’s avatar/color in IDC/Title. (Can be achieved while anon)

Close Call

Went down to 1 HP in a high-stakes fight. (Must be max level to achieve.)

Bidding Whore

User has bid over 100 times.

Just Go, Already!

User has entered forums and left without attacking 100 times.

bumault and Insult

User has attacked over 500,000 times.

Harbumment

User has altered someone’s avatar/title/color five times in the past week.

You Aren’t Funny

User has over 25 removed ideas in a row.

You’re Hilarious!

User has a total of 5-10 items picked in Forumbuildr.

LimitFail edited this message on 04/07/2009 4:19PM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Here’s Your Sign! OR Put into Context!

Has had a sign made for them by Context.

Just grab one of her pictures for an image.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Read All About It!

Player has advertised ForumWarz on Omegle hilariously.

Re dei sepol-
cri

Avatar: 94160 Sun Aug 02 22:32:53 -0400 2009
12

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Nolifer!

This player played forumwarz for more than 100 hours!

Mrteen7

Avatar: Code (Blue)
2

[TheLoneWolfes]

Level 23 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Flambate BP partisapant

Enter at least 3 contests

Mrteen7 edited this message on 04/08/2009 10:45PM

anonymoushax-
or

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

BP fabulous person: This player obtained 20BP without ever buying BP.

BP Whore: This player obtained 50BP without ever buying BP.

BP Obsession: This player obtained 100BP without ever buying BP.

DarkArmy

Avatar: 168859 Thu Jul 23 14:34:06 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Here’s a good idea for an e-peen catergory. Winners on incit that get 6 or more votes that allows them to win a round should get an e-peen. What do you think. I saw a guy that had seven votes. and one that had 10 thats not very often…..

DarkArmy

Avatar: 168859 Thu Jul 23 14:34:06 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

IceDragon Posted:

Card Counter – Player won 20 blackjack games in a row.

Lady Luck’s boy toy – Get 10 Blackjacks in a row.

isnt there something like that now

Psy-4

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
14

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Welp, looks like the thread is abandoned, or maybe I just failed to read and winner was already chosen. Or maybe there is a whole pack of new peens (selected from this thread) being made right now, who knows.

Let your evil shine. – Equip an item with +Douchebaggery while not being a Troll.

Bringing sexy back. – Equip an item with +Sexiness while not being a Camwhore.

Would you like to play a game? – Equip an item with +Processing Power while not being a Hacker.

Cheer up. – Equip an item with +Tears while not being an Emo Kid

Pwn every single forum avaialable, at least once (no streak necessary), as X:

I am the ghost in their machine. – X = Hacker.

I’m too sexy for my shirt. – X = Camwhore.

I am the darkness. – X = Emo Kid.

I am the hate machine. – X = Troll.

I like lolcats! – X = Permanoob.

Mr Nekomata

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Friendless

Attempt to tubmail a NPC five times in a row.

Asian Rapini

Avatar: Code (Blue)
10

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

Meta Mind**** – Player won the Invent-a-Peen contest in Flamebate.

WHAT NOW ****ES

Asian Rapini edited this message on 04/30/2009 4:16PM

GIVE ME YOUR-
MUNNAYY

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 21 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

Look what you’ve done!

This player made a Mod lose the game.

Mobius

This player Sentrillion-ed Sentrillion

Image Search

This player attempted to search an emoticon on Sentrillion

“I’m Feeling Lucky”

This player searched one of the random word tags on Sentrillion

What are you playing at?

This player Sentrillion-ed Google

GIVE ME YOUR MUNNAYY edited this message on 05/15/2009 8:49AM

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

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Infinity

This player caused an unintentional redirect loop. ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞

AtomicScript-
er

Avatar: 64129 Thu Oct 16 17:05:30 -0400 2008

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 33 Hacker

This Stays On The Internet

I’m going to pick ten of these and make them into fully functioning e-Peen.

St0nE

Avatar: Server Hacker

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

EPeen Pills – Use Sentrillion to find site that sells epeen pills, use pills, get epeen growth, but one can only use pills once per level. Say that Ron Jeremy says they are only safe to use once a level. And have the pills be pretty expensive, and increase in cost east time u get them. and if you use the roids from “the****” have them make male reproductive organ pills not work once per time they were taken.

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

baou30 Posted:

Goldie Locks – This person has visted Bruce Bear’s Fix-All 100 times… No homo.

Alzheimer’s – This person has successfully pwned the same forum 100 times in a row.

Sense – This Makes None – This person has more than 10 pages of INCIT wins.

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spartadude

Avatar: Toilet 1
3

[Troll-o-bots]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Smells like peen spirit(Trolls) This user defeated a future grunge themed forum while faping the whole time.

spartadude edited this message on 06/03/2009 4:29PM

Snap017

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
6

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Also, male reproductive organs! – used Sentrillion to search for gay pornographic material at least 10 times. Used results of search in a Tubmail to Evil Trout.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I am MercWithMouth – Get temp banned for trolling in Civil Discussion and then getting everyone in your clan to bawwwwww about your ban

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