Roll for Init – Pwn a level 20+ forum, and defeat each thread in one move.

Critical Hit – Pwn a level 30+ forum, and defeat each thread in one move.

Is that it? – Pwn a level 35 forum, and defeat each thread in one move.

The world is yours – dominate 60 forums at once with your alts (5 alts maximum)

Whiter than sour cream – gain 72 vanilla scoops in one day.

Neopolitan – gain 72 vanilla scoops while pwning 12 unique forums.

The Road Runner – Gain at least one lemon scoop from each forum.

Super Sonic – Gain at least two lemon scoops from each forum.

Millenium Falcon – Gain three lemon scoops from each forum.

How do I use this again – Buy a pair of glbumes (Emo Kids only)

Friend to Darwin – Driving an emo to death (getting woeismoderator to kill himself)

Great Cthulhu – This user obtained the maximum evil score for their clbum

So be it, Jedi – This User obtained the maximum good score for their clbum.