Why is God such a meany-head?

What is the average airpseed volocity of an unladen swallow?

Adam and Eve had three children: Cain, Abel, and Seth. Cain killed Abel. Seth is the ancestor of Noah.

Where did Seth’s wife come from? (Same with Cain)

The below sentace is false.

Both sentaces above and below this are true.

The above sentance is false.

Which sentance is right?

Crinkz Posted:

The below sentace is false.

Both sentaces above and below this are true.

The above sentance is false.

Which sentance is right?

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shrtcat Posted:

*Head explodes* BlankTH’s post is way better lol.

I know. I’m awesome.

oops sorry guys a bit late I was pwning forums.

need a bit of time to address all these questions. Hold on while I compile my 12000 word essays.

iRAWR Posted:

Why is God such a meany-head?

He died for you, you call him a meanie head?

Are- Posted:

Whats the 1,000,001’th decimal of pi?

6

OverclockedJesus Posted:

What is the average airpseed volocity of an unladen swallow?

I’m not a Monty Python fan.

draco_nite Posted:

Why the hell did God make sin? No, srsly.

1. Sin is an action. It is a verb. It can be used as a noun too, but when it is, it means a collection of certain actions. Your question is false. Illogical. For example. “God creates food”, that’s a valid sentence. But “God creates eating” is ridiculous. Back to sin, God creates mammary glands, but God didn’t create fapping, that’s ridiculous. By the way, contrary to popular belief, fapping isn’t natural. Animals don’t jerk off, and many people have never fapped once in their life. Semen lets itself out even if you don’t fap.

2. In relation to morality…God did make some sort of moral standard of what is acceptable and not acceptable. What goes against this standard is defined as sin. So I suppose that indirectly causes sin to exist. However, without this moral standard, can you imagine how chaotic the world would become? God obviously made these to instate order.

3. If your question was why God gave us the capacity to sin, my answer is that it is part of our “free will”. Forgive the analogy, but it’s like having wordfilters. Or rather like Runescape chat way back when when you can only use preselected words to communicate.

4. Note that Sin wasn’t defined until the time of Moses. Before then it was just “What pleases God vs What displeases God”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Adam and Eve had three children: Cain, Abel, and Seth. Cain killed Abel. Seth is the ancestor of Noah.

Where did Seth’s wife come from? (Same with Cain)

Genesis 4:16-17 gave an account of what happened to Cain after he was banished by God. He went to the land on Nod, east of Eden, and found a wife there. While Genesis did not blatantly say where the wife comes from, an account of the origin of this mysterious person can be found in the Deuterocanonical Book of Jubilee (chapter 4:9-11). Cain is said to have married his sister, Awan. Likewise, Seth took another sister, named Azura.

Before you say “lol incest!”, incest was not forbidden until the time of Moses. I can elaborate if you want.

BlankTH Posted:

The bible is the book of god, yet it is written by man.

God is devine, man is (by nature) a liar and evil.

A bit of a paradox eh?

The Bible was Divinely Inspired. The men who wrote the bible were “possessed” by the Holy Spirit whilst writing the books. So it was as if God Himself was writing the books. This is a core doctrine for most Christians.

Crinkz Posted:

The below sentace is false.

Both sentaces above and below this are true.

The above sentance is false.

Which sentance is right?

none of them, don’t be silly this isn’t the kind of questions apologists answer.

Deific Blunder Posted:

How do you feel that their are now working theorem for all irreducible complexities?

I personally am agnostic and just want your opinion.

Not sure what you are talking about. Perhaps a link?

Veer Posted:

Why do you think we want another religion thread?

Question bumumes that I think you all want another religion thread, which is false.

Inertia Posted:

No further question?

I guess my task here is done. I will receive a crown in heaven, thx.

I could take the time to point out a few contradictions/fallacies you made in your answers, but I gtg. Someone else do it.

BlankTH Posted:

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