[CLOSED] Presidential Election 2008

Ricket

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Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

I just committed voting fraud, as I used my 16 alts to friend Obama. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Ricket edited this message on 11/04/2008 4:53PM

Posted On: 11/04/2008 4:45PM

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Else

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scullyangel Posted:

Is it scary that I found some of these issues more compelling than the real ones?

I bumume you’re joking, so it’s more funny than scary.

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Posted On: 11/04/2008 4:47PM

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TJF588

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Bling Fling Posted:

Good idea. Not that anyone will read this or care, but the IRL election could be something historic and awesome. The US which were a bit slow in legislating racial equality as compared to other Western nations, is to get their first black president way before, say, the Netherlands.

For all our liberal reputation we’ve really only had old white guys in that office. We ALMOST had a gay dude, but then someone shot him for being a racist. Go figure.

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The way you put that, it sounds like he’s getting a pbum as a token.

Posted On: 11/04/2008 4:49PM

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SG94

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**** I missclicked and voted for the NegroLog in to see images!

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Posted On: 11/04/2008 4:49PM

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JizzyP

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Log in to see images! Obama’s extra 1/4”

Also, I can’t vote, so could some one vote-fraud me a write in nomination for Obama’s 1/4”. Let’s get this male reproductive organ elected! Yeah! Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/04/2008 4:49PM

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Anzara

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MC Banhammer Posted:

According to my ballot, there are something like 20. Including some with really off-the-wall names which of course I don’t remember.

Like the “Light Party?”

“This San Francisco-based party’s platform promotes holistic medicine, national health insurance, organic foods, solar energy, nuclear disarmament and a flat tax. Da Vid claims the party has “millions” of supporters — but he counts everyone who supports any position advocated by the party. In terms of votes, the party has nothing to show for all of Da Vid’s White House runs. The party does not seriously seek to elect candidates but advance an agenda. Not that it has anything to do with politics, but the party does sell a nice CD of relaxing New Age music.”

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Posted On: 11/04/2008 4:50PM

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supniggz

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wtf where is ralph nader

Posted On: 11/04/2008 4:57PM

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Ralph Nader

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supniggz Posted:

wtf where is ralph nader

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Posted On: 11/04/2008 4:59PM

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Bling Fling

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TJF588 Posted:

The way you put that, it sounds like he’s getting a pbum as a token.

He supports wars slightly less, that would be my main reason to vote for him if I could. In terms of policies both candidates are way too conservative for my tastes and I’m not too excited about either.

Posted On: 11/04/2008 4:59PM

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Grayson81

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Despite the fact that I’ve only been playing the game for 3 weeks, it would appear that I’m in the top 25% of users in terms of Flezz… I’ve voted for Obama anyway. I hope he wins the poll as the E-Peen would be nice, but I hope that he wins in real life a lot more.

He’s clearly the better candidate, I just hope that the Americans realise that!

Posted On: 11/04/2008 5:03PM

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Robert James-
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Grayson81 Posted:

Despite the fact that I’ve only been playing the game for 3 weeks, it would appear that I’m in the top 25% of users in terms of Flezz…

The post didn’t say the richest 25% would be targeted, but that the “richest” would lose 25% of their Flezz. Depending on how it’s redistributed, this might kill all challenge for low-level characters… Here’s to hoping **** doesn’t **** up game balance too muchLog in to see images!

Voting Obama (which I did), despite its potential economic consequences, is really the obvious choice in this “contest”. McCain has zero chance of winning and there’s a reward for being on the winning team. It’s that simple.

Posted On: 11/04/2008 5:10PM

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Grayson81

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male reproductive organ Liquor Posted:

The post didn’t say the richest 25% would be targeted, but that the “richest” would lose 25% of their Flezz. Depending on how it’s redistributed, this might kill all challenge for low-level characters… Here’s to hoping **** doesn’t **** up game balance too muchLog in to see images!

D’oh! I should have read it more thoroughly…

Posted On: 11/04/2008 5:14PM

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Seriously? I doubt taxing the highest will actually net the lower players being overpowered, if anything it’ll help them overcome the problems of starting fresh and entering ep 2.

As for who I voted for…

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Posted On: 11/04/2008 5:16PM

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INTERNET

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Douche Infection Posted:

Seriously? I doubt taxing the highest will actually net the lower players being overpowered, if anything it’ll help them overcome the problems of starting fresh and entering ep 2.

It depends how many would be targeted, both at the bottom or at the top, but we’re dealing with at least millions of Flezz here. Not sure what any of the richest users have done to recieve such a treatment either.

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Posted On: 11/04/2008 5:26PM

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cjops

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man i cant decide witch political puppet i want. lets flip a coin…..... McCain it is. well at least i might get some brownie points. if he fallows through w/ his promises. but Barack Obama might bum enjoy us like the lil monkey he looks like. i’m not racist i drink black coffee.

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Jubbles

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I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Where the hell is Bob Barr?

Ah. Voted Obama anyway.

Posted On: 11/04/2008 5:33PM

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BornAndRaised

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barack isn’t perfect, but anything is better than george bush

Posted On: 11/04/2008 5:36PM

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AKK

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Silly kids thinking voting matters.

FYI: Jerrymandering. You vote with your district which is set up to give certain votes in certain places. If you aren’t in a swing state it doesn’t matter what you write on the ballot. Voting in America is purely symbolic if you’re not in a swing state.

Disagree with me. DO IT fabulous person!

Posted On: 11/04/2008 5:39PM

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