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Macho What's the average E-Peen

fibrebiz

Avatar: Boobs
7

Level 26 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

It would be nice if the average E-Peen was displayed so we could see how we measure up against the mbum of 1337 gays and n00bs

Echo off

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 4 Hacker

“BASIC”

/signed

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I’d guess the average is about 20 E-peen tall. With a high at like 48 and a low at 0.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

probably around 6-8

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Actually I was off, I thing Pickled male reproductive organbum has 53: http://forumwarz.com/profiles/Pickled%20male reproductive organbum

Numerrik

Avatar: Blonde Girl

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 24 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

I’m new, but believe me, i’m working my way up.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

I reckon the average is around 10-15? Probably lower actually…

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Wylin Posted:

I’d guess the average is about 20 E-peen tall. With a high at like 48 and a low at 0.

that’s not what an average is

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

They say about 5 to 6- oh right.

Well as you can see, I’m only at the low 30’s but look here.

Balloon Posted:

They say about 5 to 6- oh right.

Well as you can see, I’m only at the low 30’s but look here.

Wow I’m only one peen short of being on that list.

scribit

Avatar: 70198 Sun Nov 30 17:28:03 -0500 2008

Level 26 Hacker

I luv my avatar

I think the average is 12-14.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

There’s probably thousands of unused accounts that would drop the average down. I’d guess 10-14 peens as average. Maybe less

About 4.5 inches.

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

You could count up all the e-peens you get for just playing the game and use that as a baseline, I guess?

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

gigerth Posted:

that’s not what an average is

No, it was a guess at what an average is.

Xx-EmO_4_LiF-
e-xX

Avatar: 65619 Wed Dec 17 19:40:04 -0500 2008
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Don’t tell me I’m still below average D:

Langston Jon-
es

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Averages tell you ****. Only the median is worth its variable wieght,

Its ****ing science!

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Averages work, as long as the numbers are in the same general range. Don’t find the salary of a Hollywood actor pay to the guy who fries your hamburgers.

7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Balloon Posted:

Averages work, as long as the numbers are in the same general range. Don’t find the salary of a Hollywood actor pay to the guy who fries your hamburgers.

Outliers suck.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Average E-Peen length is 2.1 with a standard deviation of 3.2, which means that if your E-Peen™ is longer than 8.3, you are in the top 5% of users.

However, there are a lot of accounts that don’t care about E-Peen™ at all. If I restrict it to active accounts, average length is 6.4 with a std of 6.5. So if you’re competing with active users you’ll need to have over a 19.4 long E-Peen™ to be in the top 5%.

Finally the largest E-Peen on the site is Pickled male reproductive organbum’s, at 53.

I have thought that it might be cool to introduce weights to the E-Peen™. Right now, every E-Peen™ is equivalent, even though some are much harder to obtain than others. So let’s say every E-Peen™ was scored between 1-50 in terms of difficulty. Your TRUE E-Peen™ would be the sum of those scores.

I’m not sure if you guys would hate that or not. Thoughts?

Evil Trout edited this message on 10/27/2008 8:15PM
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