Average E-Peen length is 2.1 with a standard deviation of 3.2, which means that if your E-Peen™ is longer than 8.3, you are in the top 5% of users.

However, there are a lot of accounts that don’t care about E-Peen™ at all. If I restrict it to active accounts, average length is 6.4 with a std of 6.5. So if you’re competing with active users you’ll need to have over a 19.4 long E-Peen™ to be in the top 5%.

Finally the largest E-Peen on the site is Pickled male reproductive organbum’s, at 53.

I have thought that it might be cool to introduce weights to the E-Peen™. Right now, every E-Peen™ is equivalent, even though some are much harder to obtain than others. So let’s say every E-Peen™ was scored between 1-50 in terms of difficulty. Your TRUE E-Peen™ would be the sum of those scores.

I’m not sure if you guys would hate that or not. Thoughts?