Evil Trout Posted:

Average E-Peen length is 2.1 with a standard deviation of 3.2, which means that if your E-Peen™ is longer than 8.3, you are in the top 5% of users.

However, there are a lot of accounts that don’t care about E-Peen™ at all. If I restrict it to active accounts, average length is 6.4 with a std of 6.5. So if you’re competing with active users you’ll need to have over a 19.4 long E-Peen™ to be in the top 5%.

Finally the largest E-Peen on the site is Pickled male reproductive organbum’s, at 53.

I have thought that it might be cool to introduce weights to the E-Peen™. Right now, every E-Peen™ is equivalent, even though some are much harder to obtain than others. So let’s say every E-Peen™ was scored between 1-50 in terms of difficulty. Your TRUE E-Peen™ would be the sum of those scores.

I’m not sure if you guys would hate that or not. Thoughts?

I like that. 1-50 though is a but much having a peen of 5000 would be big and ugly. Smaller numbers are always best ET.

Evil Trout Posted:

Well really, we’ve always wanted to match it up to male reproductive organ size, in fact we’ve wanted to have a picture of a male reproductive organ that grows in length (although I’m not sure how we’d make that even remotely SFW.)

I think we could take the maximum score, make that equal to a huge 13” male reproductive organ. Then divide your score from the maximum, and give you a length of something like 8.12” People would really have to hustle to gain an extra inch.

Man just writing this feels incredibly gay.

Say no homo that makes it so much better. You mean I can be like John Holmes? Lets say 100 Peen is 16’’, a man’s man male reproductive organ. Go from there.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Pssht, everyone knows it’s physically impossible for the human male male reproductive organ to be any longer than exactly four inches, fully erect.

...right guys?

Yeah. But you’d have to be a sexual god to have more than three.

scullyangel Posted:

I like E-peens and anything to do with them. Log in to see images!

omg I hadn’t seen yours got so big Log in to see images!

Evil Trout Posted:

Well really, we’ve always wanted to match it up to male reproductive organ size, in fact we’ve wanted to have a picture of a male reproductive organ that grows in length (although I’m not sure how we’d make that even remotely SFW.)

I think we could take the maximum score, make that equal to a huge 13” male reproductive organ. Then divide your score from the maximum, and give you a length of something like 8.12” People would really have to hustle to gain an extra inch.

Man just writing this feels incredibly gay.

Styled and placed like the post count bar like in many other forums pretty much, I bumume? Although I’m glad we’re not going to have post counts over there <—— (better not,) this seems like a cool idea to test out.

Do you think it will take a while to do this though? I’m not sure how much work you still have with ep2 and the rest of the site to do this side-coding.

Evil Trout Posted:

It’s a relatively easy upgrade to the software. The hard part is going through the 100+ E-peen™ and bumigning values.

make all the medal, and row peen 5.

Essential if you’re going to make it correlate to a rank system-Make each Epeen correlate to a different “Epeen Number”, which effects your count differently. Like someone with 10 epeen that are mostly threes would beat someone with 20 that are 1s.

Also, take this article that ultimately defines gayness:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/male reproductive organ_fencing

And turn it into some sort of multiplayer minigame in which epeen length gives you an advantage.

Veer Posted:

how much are donation e-peens worth

important question

E-Peen that can only be earned by donating, or doing anything that ultimately requires BP, were purposely given relatively low values. We’re fully aware of how it might be perceived if that weren’t the case. Don’t let that stop you from donating your life savings, though. It’s still a lot cheaper than real male reproductive organ surgery.