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The Master

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1

[Master Blaster]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Chuck Norris am only man can enter Thunderdome and not have kill anyone to leave, because Chuck Norris am god, not man.

Chuck Norris still kill anyone in Thunderdome with Chuck Norris, because am Chuck Norris.

MaiExcalibur

Avatar: 19684 Wed Oct 29 16:59:31 -0400 2008
12

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.

MaiExcalibur edited this message on 10/21/2008 4:26PM

Micbeck04

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
3

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Chuck Norris doesn’t go running, he just moves his feet and the earth moves beneath him.

Blaster

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4

[Master Blaster]

Level 29 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

Chuck Norris bunny Log in to see images!

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokémons in 4,3 seconds.

VIRTUAL_TROUT

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

ALL OF IT.

I love that joke so much.

Heath Ledger-
s Ghost

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Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

Chuck Norris is a huge pedophile. That being said, here comes victory:

Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil for unprecedented punching and kicking ability. As soon as he received said power, he punched and kicked the **** out of the devil and took his soul back.

They play poker every Sunday because the devil can respect that.

Log in to see images! ...oooooooooooooooaaaaaaaahh!

Chuck Norris is a bastard. He told me that if I came along with him to Hell, I could join this poker game. When I got there, he told me he was ****ing with me, and punched me in my ghost jaw.

Log in to see images!

Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

Chuck Norris is a fabulous person.

Do I win?

Jack-Night-9-
51

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a chin. There’s only another fist under his beard.

Chuck Norris is an inhuman system in alliance with the globalization, which oppress most of the people (only the Chuck Norris are profit by this system!)on this beatiful planet!

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Fight for humanity and a better world!

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Maha

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. already posted

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Maha edited this message on 10/21/2008 5:49PM

Gorgonzolla

Avatar: Boobs

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for 5 days as a result.

Gorgonzolla edited this message on 10/21/2008 7:34PM

PsycoChihuah-
ua

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 12 Hacker

“Ohacku”

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

chuck norris is still a fabulous person and i don’t care if i have already posted. he is just that big of a fabulous person.

Awesome McQu-
een

Avatar: Pink Dress

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Chuck Norris is the only who can do a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER and continue his combo.

ElGrapadura

Avatar: Denim Skirt

Level 19 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Chuck Norris ****s rainbows.

Scyphoza

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 6 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

There is no ‘ctrl’ bumon on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Splargety

Avatar: 1336 Thu Oct 16 06:39:06 -0400 2008
7

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 40 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

Chuck Norris can post facts about himself on Something Awful … without getting banned.

TreyOlson

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
3

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Chuck Norris has had sex with over 1238942897534652348957234 sentient beings, excluding zombies and Egyptians.

eatshat

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Chuck Norris finished Forumwaz with re-re level 1, but he wont give a ****. as he can clear all forum with a one simple roundhouse kick.

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