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Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

98% of all women on earth lost their virginity to Chuck Norris…

...the other 2% are fat or ugly.

RESISTY_RELA-
PSE

Avatar: 73340 Wed Oct 22 14:26:06 -0400 2008

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Chuck Norris processes binary faster than computers do.

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Chuck Norris can change most random distributions. With his fists.

Tigz

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Chuck Norris doesn’t watch TV. He glares at the TV guide until it tells him what happens.

Kooloo the s-
pace hamster

Avatar: 74519 Sun Oct 19 15:39:58 -0400 2008

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 8 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

i have some really funny ones

chuck norris sucks male reproductive organ for cab fare and then walks home!!

chuck norris’ semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS!lol

chuck norris does not sleep. he pbumes out after two wine coolers. @zing!

the chief import of chuck norris is male reproductive organ. ho snap!

Quickjumpy

Avatar: Turtle Head
3

Level 27 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Chuck Norris ****ed your mother!

Magnum Tiger

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

soulEater49

Avatar: Emo Kid w/ Hoodie

Level 11 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Chuck Norris would tap that.

Penguinzrock

Avatar: Sad Face
3

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Chuck Norris once divided by 0. 5 out of 0 times.

****tlebricks

Avatar: 64836 Sun Oct 26 21:31:24 -0400 2008
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

WHEN CHUCK NORRIS LOOKED UPON THE JOKES IN THIS THREAD, HE IMMEDIATELY bumUMED THE FETAL POSITION AND CRIED HIMSELF TO SLEEP. HE AWOKE SEVERAL HOURS LATER TO FIND HIMSELF BEING RAPED IN THE bum BY A MAN DRESSED LIKE A JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL.

10100101001

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Dr_Sweet

Avatar: harblgar

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Chuck Norris can believe it’s not bumer.

GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land

GOLDENSAUSAGE

Avatar: 63088 Thu Nov 20 00:23:00 -0500 2008
24

[Domination Nation]

Level 45 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kills you.

Chuck Norris walks during the Running of the Bulls.

Chuck Norris ate Bill Cosby and still had room for Jell-O.

Chuck Norris once brought a man back to life twice and killed him three times because the man had the audacity to die before Chuck Norris was finished killing him.

Chuck Norris performs cold fusion in his left testicle, and nuclear fission in his right.

If you play Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Chuck Norris’ favorite cereal is Kellogg’s Nails ‘N’ Gravel.

Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Nuclear physicists at Fermilab were amazed to find that Chuck Norris’ internal clock is more reliable than the vibrations of a Cs-133 atom.

phantom_glee

Avatar: Corset 2
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Winner of 7 brownie points chosen randomly – TehJustin

And 5 bp for my favourite fact – MaiExcalibur

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