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You know how little kids wear Superman pajamas? Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 2:57PM |
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Chuck Norris took a whole pack of sleeping pills
It made him blink
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 3:11PM |
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Chuck Norris taught Bob Barker Karate. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:12PM |
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There is a triforce, just not as we normally see it. It is made up of Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diessel. They have never met all in one place before becuase Mr. T thinks beards are gay, Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, and Vin Diessel thinks hair in general is gay. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:22PM |
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chukcn orris isnt gay! gay is chuck norris!! |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:24PM |
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CHUCK NORRIS ONCE TOLD A CHUCK NORRIS JOKE. THAT’S WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT CHERNOBYL. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:30PM |
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that it created a rift in time and his foot went through it and bumbuminated John F. Kennedy. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 7:40PM |
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In Soviet Russia, God creates Chuck Norris! |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 8:00PM |
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Evil Trout is Chuck Norris. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 8:44PM |
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The 72 Dolphins lost a single game, an exhibition game to Chuck Norris and 3 7-year old girls. |
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| Posted On: 10/20/2008 8:48PM |
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Chuck Norris doesnt shower, he takes bloodbaths. |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 2:41AM |
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want Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 2:47AM |
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7 BP? wonderful |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 2:48AM |
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Chuck norris goes to bed with a night light on, not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 2:59AM |
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Chuck Norris doesn’t Tea Bag, he Potato Sacks.
Chuck Norris once sent a picture of himself to the IRS with blank tax forms, because of this, he has never had to pay taxes ever. |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 3:04AM |
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris was first explained the christian concept of original sin, he said “Yeah, **** that”. Hence, Jesus. |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 3:20AM |
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take **** from anybody.Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 3:45AM |
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Chuck Norris is so awesome at joke making that he invented every Chuck Norris joke ever said – we’re just repeating them |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 10:28AM |
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Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t **** with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 10:38AM |
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There is no ‘ctrl’ bumon on Chuck Norris’ keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control. |
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| Posted On: 10/21/2008 4:13PM |
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