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Animu pbum the bp #9

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

post jokes. the joke i like the most wins. contest ends 12 EST tonight

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one would be smart enough to duck.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

JioCaged Posted:

Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one would be smart enough to duck.

blluuuughhghhhhhhh

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

what’s the capital of iceland

iceland doesn’t have any capital

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

JioCaged Posted:

Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one would be smart enough to duck.

Hahahahaha. That is honestly one of my faves.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 10/19/2008 10:08AM

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

What’s blue and hangs in my front yard?
My fine upstanding member of society, I can paint him whatever color I want.

What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
A bus full of fine upstanding member of societys going over a cliff.

What do you call a black man in the male reproductive organpit of an airplane?
A pilot.

Don’t know why these were the only jokes I could think of D:

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

so far agent_orange is winning and his joke sucks

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Frank Sinatra saved my life once.

I was in Las Vegas and four guys were kicking the **** out of me in a parking lot.

About two minutes into this Frank says, “Okay, boys. That’s enough.”

I probably should have phrased my question (“Are you gonna give me an autograph, bumhole?” ) differently.

PhineasPoe edited this message on 10/19/2008 10:52AM

GREGORY MUTH-
ER****EN HOU-
SE

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[Princeton-Plainsbo-
ro Teaching Hospit-
al
]

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Hmmmm stole this from UD a while ago.(with minor grammar fixes)

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sisters having her monthly period.

Mom: How do you know that?

Stupid blonde: Because dad’s male reproductive organ tastes blood.

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.

When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.

“What for?!?!?” he snapped at the judge.

His Honour, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: “Twenty dollars contempt of court! That’s why!”

Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented: “That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.”

The young man replied, “I know. But I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.”

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Why do they put a suicide watch on certain death row prisoners in America? Why would you care if a man they are planning to kill, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently just to **** him off.

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

A Murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. “Have you any last requests?” asked the Chaplain.

“Yes,” replied the condemned man. “I’m scared, will you hold my hand?”

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them around him, he taught them, saying:

“Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are they that mourn.

Blessed are the merciful.

Blessed are they that thirst for justice.

Blessed are you when you are persecuted.

Blessed are you when you suffer.

Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is great in Heaven.”

Then Simon Peter said, “Are we supposed to know this?”

And Andrew said, “Do we have to write this down?”

And James said, “Will we have a test on this?”

And Philip said, “Does this count?”

And Bartholomew said, “Do we have to hand this in?”

And John said, “The other disciples didn’t have to do this!”

And Matthew said, “Can I go to the toilet?”

And Judas said, “What does this have to do with real life?”

Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus’ Lesson Plan and enquired of Jesus,

“Where is your anticipatory set and where are your objectives in the cognitive domain?”

And Jesus wept.

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “OK,” the judge said, “Tell the court why you want a divorce.”

“Well, your Honour,” Dan started, “Every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I’d end up making love to her by mistake.”

“Surely there must be some difference between the two women.” the judge said.

“You’d better believe there is a difference, your honor. That’s why I want the divorce.” he replied.

Adeptus

Avatar: 11389 Thu Oct 16 15:20:36 -0400 2008
18

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

What’s green and fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree on you would kill you instantly?

A snooker table.

What’s got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

The best joke I saw on Forumwarz was this:

iRAWR

Or was that the worst joke? I can’t really be sure.

Snow Crash

Avatar: 70672 Fri Nov 07 09:28:28 -0500 2008
11

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 59 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Why won’t the cakemale reproductive organ **** the bumcake anymore?

lololololololol
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Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

BirdofPrey Posted:

so far agent_orange is winning and his joke sucks

are you ****ting me

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Why do lesbian go to the Gander Mountain store? Because they don’t like male reproductive organs Log in to see images!

Obvious Troll

Avatar: Chugging Beer

[Bridge brigade]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

So there was a wino pbumed out in Central Park, along comes a gay guy and decides he wants to **** him in the bum. So he did, and threw 20 dollars at the winos feet as he zipped his pants back up. The wino wakes up and sees the 20 dollar bill and immediately runs to the liquor store and asks the clerk for the cheapest **** they had. So he gets his liquor and gets drunk and pbumes out again. The same gay dude comes back and again ****s him in the bum. He throws the 20 down at his feet and goes on his way. The wino wakes up and goes back to the package store. The clerk asks: “The cheap **** again?”

The wino replies: “HELL NO, THAT CHEAP **** MAKES MY bumHOLE HURT.”

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