A Spoonful of Sugar
This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.
An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
This player earned 18 job points.
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
This player successfully contributed a design to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
This player thoroughly pwned The Sovereign Knights of Mongolia.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
This player took all of HugMastaDoug’s shit and still pwned his ass. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Hack the Planet
This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
I'll BINGE to that
This player celebrated the activation of BINGEBOT 2015.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Late Yak Sectarian
This player became a member of The Sect of the Late Yak.
This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.
This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/evil alignment.
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.
My Ass Got Infected, Coach
This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.
This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Big Give
This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.
White People Love Lawyers
This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.
You Killed Superman!
This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.
You're My Inspiration!
This player had their forum idea chosen for ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.