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Contest Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

xxSpectralTearsxx Posted:

Cubear Posted:

the command “inspect” creates a blank line.

A few public methods belonging to Ruby’s Object clbum seem to produce the same sort of response… This probably isn’t significant to the game, but rather a consequence of the game’s parser being a gussied-up Ruby DSL.

Guilty! I thought I filtered out all the dangerous commands but I missed a couple. You should get the invalid command now.

As for the parser not being great, like Jalapeno said it was our first shot at it Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Hamelin Posted:

I don’t think that’s the better ending Trout’s referring to. A few people have gotten the 11 point ending.

Unless he’s lying to us.

The E-Peen™ is actually for getting a perfect score of 13.

Tony Starks

Avatar: Chugging Beer

[Wu-Tang]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

What do people think about the quest reward? Worth it? I’m thinking about selling it

Razor

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
4

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I got some more verbs, but none of them is useful:
masturbate, sleep

aslo, you can curse the “computer”, like typing “**** you”, and he says stuff too.


Funny text, though.
Razor edited this message on 11/18/2007 12:29PM

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

>push Walnut

It rolls around the table.

>examine table

There is no table. You are imagining things. Log in to see images!

Tony Starks

Avatar: Chugging Beer

[Wu-Tang]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

commit suicide — “You don’t have the Noose yet. Also, there is no Noose in this game.”

Hamelin

Avatar: Hamelin's Avatar

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I just tried that.

This bloody thing is going to be the end of me. Where are those last two points?

Haydn

Avatar: Haydn's Avatar
1

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Hmm. I’ve gotten to 12 points, and I seem to be stuck there.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

You will hate us once the two elusive points are revealed. They are quite obtuse and illogical. I’d love to give a hint but I promised I wouldn’t do it until tomorrow.

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

12? Log in to see images! ARMERICAFUCKYEAH edited this message on 11/18/2007 12:43PM

Glistrup

Avatar: Mouth w/ Insect

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Did I **** up be rejecting the gamer guy’s friend request?

Haydn

Avatar: Haydn's Avatar
1

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

That’s right! 12. I’m not sure what special thing I’m doing, but . . . 12!

Cicadalek

Avatar: Cicadalek's Avatar
8

[The Protected]

Level 42 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

pick up gun
When is the time then, huh?

cube

Avatar: Turtle Head

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube cube

Haydn Posted:

That’s right! 12. I’m not sure what special thing I’m doing, but . . . 12!

Can you describe each thing you did? PleaseLog in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

cube Posted:

Haydn Posted:

That’s right! 12. I’m not sure what special thing I’m doing, but . . . 12!

Can you describe each thing you did? PleaseLog in to see images!

It’s weird watching real-time spoilers.

Hamelin

Avatar: Hamelin's Avatar

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

No, don’t tell us!

Haydn

Avatar: Haydn's Avatar
1

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Haha. Of course I’m not telling. I want the peen!

Er, I mean . . .

Cicadalek

Avatar: Cicadalek's Avatar
8

[The Protected]

Level 42 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

I am disappointed xyzzy does nothing Log in to see images!

Razor

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
4

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

got 12 Log in to see images!

Haydn

Avatar: Haydn's Avatar
1

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

I PWNED YOU ALL!

I just beat it! Nyahhhh! E-Peen is MINE!

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