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Contest Tomorow's Update (and Contest!): The Unifinished Mission of Episode 1

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

What’s the difference between “don’t understand” and “invalid verb”?

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Aw ****, at least I can stop trying now.

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Night Gaunt

Avatar: Crying Painting

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

”The daddy mack will make you, jump, jump. Uh huh, Uh huh.” Is that an actual song?

bumhat

Avatar: Mouth w/ Insect

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Haydn Posted:

I PWNED YOU ALL!

I just beat it! Nyahhhh! E-Peen is MINE!

Awww. Congratulations. Did it have anything to do with this, at least?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Okay guys, we have an issue!

Haydn did win fair and square, but there’s a tiny problem there. Technically she is one of the contributers to Forumwarz. She provided the excellent artwork for the Emo Kid introduction.

We promise we did not help her out in any way, and she was not part of the development of the game. However, since it kind of makes us look shady, we’re going to reward the second person to get the perfect score as well!

Please do not ask Haydn for the solution.

happy-chan

Avatar: Leather Boots
2

[Team AWESOME]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Does the last point have anything to do with the walnut? This is driving me crazy!

Shadow Turkey

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I just saw the e-peen on Haydn page, does the last point have anything to do with KoL?

bumhat

Avatar: Mouth w/ Insect

[the abyss]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Shadow Turkey Posted:

I just saw the e-peen on Haydn page, does the last point have anything to do with KoL?

Actually the E-Peen references Zork, the same game KOL references.

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I am now reading articles about walnuts.

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

ARMERICA****YEAH Posted:

I am now reading articles about walnuts.

**** you forumwarz. Log in to see images!

I believe they were Time’s “Nut of the Year” in 1998. You might find a clue there….

Cicadalek

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[The Protected]

Level 42 Emo Kid

“Tearleader”

That sounds like a cruel joke but hell if I’m not researching it anyway.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

bumhat Posted:

Shadow Turkey Posted:

I just saw the e-peen on Haydn page, does the last point have anything to do with KoL?

Actually the E-Peen references Zork, the same game KOL references.

To be fair, just about every text adventure since Zork has referenced Zork at some point.

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

There appear to be some golf nuts and rightwing nuts though. Log in to see images!

Razor

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
4

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

It seems like the solution is something pretty random and stupid that doesn’t require advanced searching or stuff like that. Log in to see images!

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Razor Posted:

It seems like the solution is something pretty random and stupid that doesn’t require advanced searching or stuff like that. Log in to see images!

Evil Trout Posted:

You will hate us once the two elusive points are revealed. They are quite obtuse and illogical. I’d love to give a hint but I promised I wouldn’t do it until tomorrow.

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Shadow Turkey

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Im sure it has to do with the window, if only because the sun is a light source.

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

...

That did not make sense, dude. Log in to see images!

Shadow Turkey

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

ARMERICA****YEAH Posted:

...

That did not make sense, dude. Log in to see images!

It does if you know what a grue is

Shadow Turkey

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

type turn on light while you are in the cupboard.

I think im getting close

ARMERICA****-
YEAH

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Yeah, but there’s no ****ing grues anywhere. :<

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