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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

Elusive point hint #2

This one was spoiled in the thread on SA, but who cares!

Familiarize yourself with the source material. If you were R. Kelly, what would you do while still in the cupboard, before coming out of the cupboard, because you’re trapped in the cupboard, cupboard, cupboard…

If that’s not obvious enough, there’s something that can be done with something in your inventory.

JOJO_STEED

Avatar: Boobs

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

happy-chan Posted:

JOJO_STEED Posted:

I got the walnut but what the hell is the other one? I’m stuck at 12 points Log in to see images!

If you were R. Kelly and you were trapped in a closet (or a cupboard), what’s the first thing you would do?

cool i got it yay 4 cube (i read his tubmail before your reply go me(go cube))

Ixiru

Avatar: Ron Paul

[Trolls F T W]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Wheeee. \o/

HAIL SATIN

Avatar: HAIL SATIN's Avatar

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

aw christ this was about the silliest thing ever

still great though

Razor

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
4

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Congratulations, you got a perfect score!

Type quit to return to Forumwarz!

Yay! Log in to see images!

eponymous_en-
nui

Avatar: Piercing Jewelry

[the abyss]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Razor Posted:

Congratulations, you got a perfect score!

Type quit to return to Forumwarz!

Yay! Log in to see images!

That screen haunted me. God alone knows I tried everything at that prompt (and the start prompt) in an attempt to unlock the last point. I thought I was being clever. Log in to see images!

FancyUterus

Avatar: harblgar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I went from 8 to 13. I was looking for incremental things to do. I didn’t realize the inventory thing was they key. I actually figured out the walnut thing right away; that was easy.

Drunk-Caesar-
-78

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

finally! took some time to get it right. CouldnĀ“t figure out the inventory thing untill just a minute ago.

I feel… better.. now.

Game_Whino

Avatar: Nipple Piercing
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

We need more adventures like this. That was fun

Solitus

Avatar: Deformed Child

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Evil Trout Posted:

Elusive point hint #2

This one was spoiled in the thread on SA, but who cares!

Familiarize yourself with the source material. If you were R. Kelly, what would you do while still in the cupboard, before coming out of the cupboard, because you’re trapped in the cupboard, cupboard, cupboard…

If that’s not obvious enough, there’s something that can be done with something in your inventory.

Finding the right command for it was a little annoying, but I finally got it.

flmumb

Avatar: Boobs

Level 6 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

I’ve gotten a key, but I can’t use it on the door or find the walnut. When I type “go east” it says it doesn’t understand. What do i do?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

There’s a full walkthough on the wiki, but it doesn’t have spoiler tags. If you want to avoid the chance of seeing something you haven’t hit yet, tubmail me and I’ll help you out with clues, rather than with the solution.

flmumb

Avatar: Boobs

Level 6 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

n00b65 Posted:

There’s a full walkthough on the wiki, but it doesn’t have spoiler tags. If you want to avoid the chance of seeing something you haven’t hit yet, tubmail me and I’ll help you out with clues, rather than with the solution.

I’ve seen the walkthrough, but it doesn’t seem to work. I get up to the step where I use the dildo and get the key, but I can’t do anything after that.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

flmumb Posted:

When I type “go east” it says it doesn’t understand.

Have you tried just “east” (or “e”, for short)?

MC Banhammer edited this message on 02/27/2008 2:21PM

flmumb

Avatar: Boobs

Level 6 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

n00b65 Posted:

Have you tried just “east” (or “e”, for short)?

Thanks so much! I got a perfect score.

VIVa-ChiCk

Avatar: harblgar
1

Level 14 Troll

aka FireFury

GG, Bumped a dead topic.

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