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Gunther

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

This thread is for any question you want to ask Gunther.

You want to know how Gunther is so sexy?

Ask Gunther.

You want to know what it’s like to be as famous as I am?

Ask Gunther.

You want to know where I get the ideas for my sexy music?

Ask Gunther.

You want to know how elctricity works, or why the sky is blue, or what the cost of building a super hiway across Canada would be?

Google it, because that’s what I would do.

But you can still, ASK GUNTHER!


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Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

**G**

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Gunther,

If you were Katy Perry’s boyfriend, would you mind it?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

LeFox

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[RULES SO MUCH IT H-
URTS
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

gunther! u haev the choice between having sex with a very hot man or, like, oprah winfrey and if you go with neither u get casterated

what ud o??


FAQ

did you have sex with my bum?

yes lol

why u so awesome?

i donno lol

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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

GUNTHER

CAN I enjoy YOU?


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

WHY ARE YOU SO GAY YOU ****IN fabulous person???

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

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Gunther

Avatar: Gunther's Avatar
2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

MC Banhammer Posted:

Gunther,

If you were Katy Perry’s boyfriend, would you mind it?

-Katy Perry is sexy. Girls kissing girls is sexy.

The Pleasure Man encourages this.

The Pleasure Man’s Sunshine girls kiss each other all the time, and I like it.


Be a friend to Günther. Add me

Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

**G**

Gunther

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

LeFox Posted:

gunther! u haev the choice between having sex with a very hot man or, like, oprah winfrey and if you go with neither u get casterated

what ud o??

I would have sex with Oprah Winfrey, because I am straight and Oprah Winfrey might be a good lover. Log in to see images!


Be a friend to Günther. Add me

Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

**G**

Gunther

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2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

Laguna Posted:

GUNTHER

CAN I enjoy YOU?

Gunther has very expensive lawyers working for him, and my body guards are large and carry live amunition.

This would be a bad idea.

The Pleasure Man is all about pleasure and sex, but he is also about respect and love.


Be a friend to Günther. Add me

Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

**G**

Gunther

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

Angry hobo Posted:

WHY ARE YOU SO GAY YOU ****IN fabulous person???

The Pleasure Man has been with hundreds of beautiful women, have you?


Be a friend to Günther. Add me

Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Gunther, who’s your main?


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Gunther Posted:

The Pleasure Man has been with hundreds of beautiful women, have you?

YES, BUT FIRST I HAD SOME MANS, AND I STILL HAVE SEX WITH SOME TO BE SURE IM A LESBIAN!

NOW ANSWER, WHY ARE YOU SO GAY YOU ****IN’ PIECE OF ****????

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Gunther,

How would you describe your first love-making experience? In great detail, if you please. Include names and, if good, phone numbers.


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Gunther

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2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

Fran Posted:

Gunther, who’s your main?

That depends, what time is it now?

You can be my main for the next three hours my lover!


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Mm my ding ding dong.

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Gunther

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2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

MC Banhammer Posted:

Gunther,

How would you describe your first love-making experience? In great detail, if you please. Include names and, if good, phone numbers.

Ulrika was three years older than I was, she was 17 I was 14.

Ulrika had been at a dance our little burgh in Sweden held every year, and was wearing a beautiful dress.

She had gotten into an agrument with her boyfriend and left and went walking.

I knew her from school but didn’t talk to her much because she was older and very beautiful.

I asked her what was wrong, and she told me to walk with her.

We walked for some time, saying nothing.

Then when we had turned down a wooded path and were alone, she kissed me, then lay down and pulled me on top of her.

She hiked up her beautiful formal dress and pulled down her sexy panties, and I put my tralala inside her.

She was very warm and wet and it felt wonderful.

After a while the sticks and stones on the ground became uncomfortable for her, so she told me to come inside her.

After I finished, she wiped herself off with her panties, sniffed them, and then, with her panties in her hand, went back to the dance.

I never spoke to her again so I have no number to give you.


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Gunther,

If you could be any one animal, which animal would you be?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Gunther, if Banhammer suddenly lose his moderator status and you win them, who would you ban from these forums?


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Gunther,

If you were in charge of creating exactly one new attack for each of the four existing clbumes in Forumwarz, what would each attack be?


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