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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Are you secretly a woman? Or at least a mutant with crazy powers like on X-Men?


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Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Where will two trains meet if train A leaves Chicago traveling at 35 mph and train B leaves Washington D.C. traveling at 45 mph?


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

GUNTHER WILL YOU GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME? PLEASE?... PLEASE????

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

GUNTHER: I RECENTLY MET A WOMAN WHO HAD A TENTACLE COMING OUT OF HER HEAD,

IS THAT HER LABIA? I’M UNCERTAIN OF HER FAMILY TREE

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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Gunther, my uncle and my dad touch me in bad places many times. What should I do?


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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Gunther

Avatar: Gunther's Avatar
2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

infernogirl Posted:

Have you never met a sexy emo boy?

Also, if you could eat somebodys brain who’s brain would it be?

Not that I can remember.

I would NEVER EAT BRAINS! That is NOT sexy at all.

Unless maybe I was starving, like whne that plane crashed in the mountains and the survivors had to eat the dead people to survive.

I might do that then, after all, I am too sexy to die this young!


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Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

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Gunther

Avatar: Gunther's Avatar
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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

Lord Shplane Posted:

Are you secretly a woman? Or at least a mutant with crazy powers like on X-Men?

Gunther is the Pleasure Man. Could anyone with this much machismo be a woman?

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My only super power is the VERY super power of driving the beautiful ladies into a sexual frenzy!

Gunther edited this message on 08/03/2008 1:37AM

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Mm my ding ding dong.

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Every day is Pleasureman day!

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Gunther

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

Cattbum Posted:

Where will two trains meet if train A leaves Chicago traveling at 35 mph and train B leaves Washington D.C. traveling at 45 mph?

Somewhere in between Chicago and Washington D.C.

I think.

Am I right?


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Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

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Gunther

Avatar: Gunther's Avatar
2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

elenaratelimit Posted:

GUNTHER WILL YOU GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME? PLEASE?... PLEASE????

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Only a double date because I don’t date men, even if they are sexy.


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Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

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Gunther

Avatar: Gunther's Avatar
2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

GUNTHER: I RECENTLY MET A WOMAN WHO HAD A TENTACLE COMING OUT OF HER HEAD,

IS THAT HER LABIA? I’M UNCERTAIN OF HER FAMILY TREE

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There is only one way to know for sure.

Put your tralala inside it and find out.


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Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

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Gunther

Avatar: Gunther's Avatar
2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

iRAWR Posted:

Gunther, my uncle and my dad touch me in bad places many times. What should I do?

I think you should read the red flag green flag touches book.

It’s good to have people touch your tralala, but not if you don’t like it!

Gunther is all about respect


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Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Gunther Posted:

I think you should read the red flag green flag touches book.

It’s good to have people touch your tralala, but not if you don’t like it!

Gunther is all about respect

Will you touch my tralala? PLEASE?


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

iRAWR Posted:

Will you touch my tralala? PLEASE?

What about his Ding Ding Dong?


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infernogirl

Avatar: Emo Girl

Level 11 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Gunther,

do you shampoo and condition your mustache?

Gunther

Avatar: Gunther's Avatar
2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

iRAWR Posted:

Will you touch my tralala? PLEASE?

King Krimson Posted:

What about his Ding Ding Dong?

I won’t, but the sexy blonde Sunshine Girl on my lap, just told me that she wants to.

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Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

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Swingin Dong-
male reproductive organ

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Be honest dude. You obv like the male reproductive organ more than the hen.


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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Gunther Posted:

I won’t, but the sexy blonde Sunshine Girl on my lap, just told me that she wants to.

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I don’t want a girl to touch my tralala! I want a big, juicy male reproductive organ!


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Gunther, how do you feel about Nine Inch Nails (the band, not the physical attribute)?


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fuzzyluva

Avatar: Model Posing
2

[futanari-moeXyurik-
o-chan
]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Gunther, how do you feel about Nine Inch Nails (the band, not the physical attribute)?

Yeah how do you feel about them? You should listen to Star****ers it describes you perfectly… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqs88oCYznI

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

GUNTHER LET’S HAVE HAWT MAN ON MAN ACTION


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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