MC Banhammer Posted:

Gunther,

If you could be any one animal, which animal would you be?

I’d be a Tiger, because, I’m your woman's genitals, I’m your woman's genitals woman's genitals cat I’m a Tiger.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Gunther,

If you were in charge of creating exactly one new attack for each of the four existing clbumes in Forumwarz, what would each attack be?

The ladies have sexy attacks made for them, and they are very sexy, but where is the attack for the sexy men?

The Pleasure man would make either an attack of a sexy pout.

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Or, a sexy music attack.

YOURE A BUNCHA ****IN ****PUKES

Gunther, if you had to spend the rest of your life in a monogamous relationship, who would it be with?

MC Banhammer Posted:

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Orb Posted:

Gunther, if you had to spend the rest of your life in a monogamous relationship, who would it be with?

Monogo what?

Let me look up that word…

Monogamy

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia –

Monogamy is the custom or condition of having only one mate in a relationship, thus forming a couple. The word monogamy comes from the Greek word monos, which means one or alone, and the Greek word gamos, which means marriage or union. Serial monogamy is having no more than one sexual partner at a time but allows for multiple partners in a lifetime. In western culture serial monogamy is common with individuals before they start a family, due to divorce rates.

I am not sure what all that means, but this part “having only one mate in a relationship” frightens me.

Why do you try to scare the Pleasure Man so?

King Krimson Posted:

Gunther: I keep on getting urges to kill things. Like, in really, really gruesome ways. I have this recurring dream where I’m at a pond, and there’s a mother duck at the pond with ducklings, and I pick up the duck, and start to tear off the feathers, and then I move onto the legs, and then the wings and then I set the duck on fire, put it out and eat the charred corpse in front of the ducklings. When I woke up I had feathers in my mouth.

Should I be worried? What would you do in my situation? HELP ME GUNTHER!

I’m not sure I understand a lot of what you said, but if you woke up with feathers in your mouth, that is O.K.

That just means you are a pillow biter, nothing wrong with that.

Gunther likes duckies, they are SO CUTE!!

I have another question. My family wants me to be a normal, happy person, but my religion makes that very, very difficult. If I don’t sacrifice one goat a day and paint the scary wall with it’s blood, the monster will come out of the wall and eat the entire world. Soon, it tells me that I will have to move on to humans to sate it’s bloodlust. How can I be happy knowing that if I neglect my duties I will be responsible for the end of the world?

Also, why are you so awesome?

King Krimson Posted:

I have another question. My family wants me to be a normal, happy person, but my religion makes that very, very difficult. If I don’t sacrifice one goat a day and paint the scary wall with it’s blood, the monster will come out of the wall and eat the entire world. Soon, it tells me that I will have to move on to humans to sate it’s bloodlust. How can I be happy knowing that if I neglect my duties I will be responsible for the end of the world?

Also, why are you so awesome?

I have many duties also. I have a duty to provide the entire world with music that teaches the world my message of love. A VERY big responsibility!

I just keep reminding myself that my mission is very important, no matter how tired I feel after a long photo shoot, or a long recording session, or one of those boring parties where the food isn’t prepared very well and the music isn’t good and not everyone is listening to me.

Just do what I do and keep telling yourself that the world needs what you bring it!

Why am I so awesome?

I work very hard to make sure my hair and mustache are perfect, and to keep my song lyrics fresh and sexy!

It is hard work being this awesome!

King Krimson Posted:

Another one, though I’ll try to keep it quick.

What’s your favourite method of disembowelment? My preferred technique is to slice from the throat to the groin and then remove all the organs. I’m sure that someone as charming and debonair as you knows many different ways to gut someone!

I WORSHIP YOU GUNTHER!

It’s like like an enema?

Gunther doesn’t enjoy those so much, but had one done in a hospital once, after too many days of not eating and elicit drugs.