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Contest: 45 BP giveaway to WeChall membersproast (view post) |
04/05/2009 | |
[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: hows u You: do you want to hear a joke You: i’m fine btw Stranger: yep Stranger: ok You: I promise you you’ll find the joke absolutely hilarious! You: So Stranger: hha ok You: Two oranges, tired of living on the west coast, set out across the United States to retire to Florida Stranger: hmm.. You: They heard that it’s nice there, good weather, and lots of other oranges You: So the oranges are driving and the first orange turns to the other Stranger: uhuh You: “hey man,” he says, “I’m starting to feel kinda tired, do you think we could find somewhere to sleep for the night?” You: and the other orange says, “Yeah, alright, I’m starting to feel drowsy too, let’s look for a motel.” Stranger: ok im following You: So they drive for a bit further and finally come across a Motel Six. You: They pull in, get out of their car, and go in You: it’s a nice place; the carpeting isn’t ragged and there’s a small bowl of candies on the front counter. The owner sees the oranges come in and says, “how may I help you today?” Stranger: ok You: The first orange says “we’re both travelling across the country to florida, and we need a place to stay for the night.” You: to which the owner says “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve fruits here at the motel.” You: The oranges are miffed at this, and argue for a while with the owner, but he refuses to budge and the oranges are forced to return to the road and look for another motel. Stranger: hahaahah i dont understand You: So the oranges are continuing down the road, and they’re still looking for a place to sleep for the night You: They see a Hotel Hilton on the side of the road, so they pull in. You: This place is way better than the last one; the floors are nice, they can see a kitchen across the lobby, and there’s a man playing soft piano music by a fake pond in the center of the skylit room. You: So they go up to the front desk and ask the man, “excuse me sir, but could we have a room?” You: The man looks at them, adjusts his glbumes, and says, “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve anyone that is orange at this establishment.” You: The oranges are angry and argue for a bit with the manager but ultimately return to their car defeated and unhappy. You: “Man,” the first orange says, “We aren’t having any luck. It’s like all these places hate us!” You: The second orange looks thoughtful for a minute and suddenly a flash of inspiration crosses his eyes. You: “I’ve got an idea! We need to stop at the next store.” Stranger: ok You: So the two oranges drive for a bit longer until they find a store. They park and go in, and come back out with two buckets of red paint, some fake leaves and fake stems You: They dress themselves up as apples, and admire their own work. You: “Man,” They say, “there’s no way they won’t let us in now! We don’t even look like oranges!” You: Satisfied, they get back in the car and drive down the road Stranger: hahaha You: they drive for a while until they see a motel 8. They pull in and smugly walk into the lobby. You: “Sir,” they say, “We are two apples looking for a place to stay the night. We have been traveling for quite some time and are rather tired.” You: The manager looks them up and down and then says, “I’m sorry sirs, but we only serve Oranges at this particular motel.” You: The two oranges are shocked. “But why?” they ask. “What is the difference?” You: The manager looks at them and says “well you can’t compare apples to oranges.” Stranger: why You: I hope you enjoyed the joke! Stranger: bt i dont understand hahahahaaha Stranger: im really sorry Stranger: can u explain You: Sir, a good joke explains itself. And now I must bid you adieu. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nothing like a shaggy dog story that you don’t explain to make another person angry! (view post) |
04/05/2009 | |
I fixed the :globe: emoticon so it can look acceptable on even posts too.Inertia Posted: Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
Bawls in my MouthXylon Posted:
I approve of this thread. (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLBill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:
wanna kiss dat commentary (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
Hey FalCoNCreepPipe Posted: (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
Searching for Jingjing Klan Mascot/CamwhoreOleg Posted:
shoudn’t she be asian too? (view post) |
04/03/2009 | |
Itembuildr is ****, and Robin "Evil Ward" Trout should commit ritual suicide (seppuku) to atone for the tidal wave of crap he has unleashed upon this game.Fortunato Posted:
-5’d (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
Itembuildr is ****, and Robin "Evil Ward" Trout should commit ritual suicide (seppuku) to atone for the tidal wave of crap he has unleashed upon this game.Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:
the all your base deed would be okay if the description was funny at all, but it’s so bad. (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
Do any abilities scale with Charisma?MC Banhammer Posted:
Log in to see images! (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
Yet another special item.was Posted:
as long as we stay on top I don’t mind not being able to beat Geronimo. (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
Itembuildr is ****, and Robin "Evil Ward" Trout should commit ritual suicide (seppuku) to atone for the tidal wave of crap he has unleashed upon this game.Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:
People being patently unfunny on the internet by overusing memes instead of putting any effort into being funny? And those unfunny memes winning because dumb people laugh at anything?
my god (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^where is my tubmail, goddamn (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
Is the Hulk Slogan E-Peen worth any points or what?I think we got a length boost but it was directly after we won the contest, and the icon and description went up (way) afterwards. (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
Open letter to unknown Community Ad PurchaserNicco Posted:
This is actually nice to have in INCIT (view post) |
04/02/2009 | |
3BP - Invent-a-PeenSo Ronery…- Attempt to friend yourself. Fur Pryde- Like the I’m Gay! peen, but only obtainable after you’ve gotten I’m Gay! Second-Rate Louvre- own the Mary Magdalene, Middle School Art Project, Child’s Drawing, and the Venus de Milo. (maybe the defaced mona lisa too) Ingrate- Sell over 500,000Log in to see images! worth of crap at the Ppwn Shoppe. NIKO MY COUSIN- receive a Tubmail from another player. MEMES LOL- Win 50 rounds of INCIT. (view post) |
03/31/2009 | |
POST IN THIS THREAD TO GET NAKED PICTURES IN YOUR TUBMAIL THX ^.^mr spammer Posted: |
03/30/2009 | |
Lingerie ItemsFortunato Posted:
I don’t understand why you can use books and episode 2 items and surgical procedures, but camwhores can’t use lingerie items. What about lingerie makes it so special? Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/30/2009 | |
Lingerie ItemsBig Brother Posted:
No, you can’t use lingerie if you buy it; you can only use it if you have bought episode two. edit: picture proof! Log in to see images! (view post) |
03/30/2009 | |
Camwhores love BLACKPECKERBill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted: |
03/30/2009 |
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