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Contest 3BP - Invent-a-Peen

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Are the current ePeens lacking in variety for you? Would you like to make one? This is the contest for you! All you have to do is come up with an idea for an ePeen and explain how it could be achieved. Here are the rules:

1. The ePeen must be attainable by everyone. (i.e. no peens that would only apply to one user)

2. It could be as difficult to achieve as you want it to be, but please try to be reasonable

3. It must have something to do with either the main game or domination.

4. There is no rule 4

5. No trolling

6. The idea must be original

Rule 6 is the most important. For example; anything that has something to do with the Job Board will be ignored, since ‘Chai’, ‘Super-Chai’ and ‘Chai as a kite’ sums it all up.

Let’s do this thang!

will close 6/26

-XI- edited this message on 06/17/2009 12:27AM

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

-XI- Posted:

Are the current ePeens lacking in variety for you? Would you like to make one? This is the contest for you! All you have to do is come up with an idea for an ePeen and explain how it could be achieved. Here are the rules:

1. The ePeen must be attainable by everyone. (i.e. no peens that would only apply to one user)

2. It could be as difficult to achieve as you want it to be, but please try to be reasonable

3. It must have something to do with either the main game or domination.

4. There is no rule 4

5. No trolling

6. The idea must be original

Rule 6 is the most important. For example; anything that has something to do with the Job Board will be ignored, since ‘Chai’, ‘Super-Chai’ and ‘Chai as a kite’ sums it all up.

Let’s do this thang!

qf toxx

Edit: oh ****, maybe I should explain how I will pick the winrar. I’ll hire some judges if this contest gets more than 10 subs, if not then I’ll just make a poll.

-XI- edited this message on 12/26/2008 7:15PM

Swordo

Avatar: 98179 Sun Dec 28 20:31:34 -0500 2008

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Just wondering, can we submit more than one idea?

I’ll do it anyways.

E-Peen Pump – Attainable by Achieving your first E-Peen not directly given to you. (I.E. Brown Starfish Initiate does not get you this E-Peen but Spider-Man does as it is an optional E-Peen.)

Sentrillion tester – Search for 5 items on Sentrillion.

Sentrillion is Habit forming – Searched for 30 items on Sentrillion

Sentrilladdict – Search for 50 items on Sentrillion

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

You Maniacs! You blew it up!:This user commited suicide in Paranoid Panorama.

WIN:This user found the FAIL easter egg.

Has a Life:This user did not pwn any forums for 1 month.

Riches to Ruins:This user lost over 20 million flezz on GambleBot in one session.

DerpMaster50-
00

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Fursecution: Pwn’d The Furry Farm

Can I Has Achievements Plz?: Got an E-Peen

An Hero: Used Martyrdom

Charge It: Purchased more than 1,000,000Log in to see images! worth of **** online at once

Reverse Pedo: Obtained by engaging in cybersex with an old man.

Cyan

Avatar: Bacteria

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Flamedebater – Posted 10 Topics in Flamebate

Flame Bait – Post count has reach 1000 in Flamebate

Stalker – Visited 200 Profiles and Posted 1 reply to their Stall

Faddicted – Had been online for 24 hours nonstop in Forumwarz

First Win – User has won a contest

A Winrawr is meh – User has won 3 contests

Epic Winrar – User has won 25 contests

King of Winrars – User has won 100 contests

Advert-tising – Player has bought a Community Ad

Cyan edited this message on 01/01/2009 5:20AM

KOL Addict

Avatar: Sad Face
13

[WeChall]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Lonely Soul : This player tried to Tubmail a NPC

I said it, I did it: (for emo kids) commit suicide after posting a suicide note

UnconTROLLable: (for trolls) Fap after posting a shock site

Desperation: (for camwhores) Only use flirt to pwn a forum above Lvl 20

Scrambled Threads: (for hackers) Only use scrmbl to pwn a forum above Lvl 25

Not always a noob: (for Permanoobs) Pwn a Lvl 35 forum

Machoist: Pwn 12 forums above Lvl 20 with 90% ego penalty in a row

The Collector: Finish the pinkfloyd moar file without trading and buying pieces.

moar, Moar, MOAR!!!!!: bumemble 100 .moar files

Null and Void: This player got zero scoops in Domination(must participate).

Light Bulb: Win 10 INCIT rounds

Shining Ray: Win 50 INCIT rounds

SUPERNOVA: Win 100 INCIT rounds

Muscle Man: Buy 100 steriods from THE_**** and use them all at once in a forum.

All aboard the Friend Ship: This user has 50 friends

A friend indeed: This user has 100 friends

Auld Lang Syne: This user played Forumwarz for a year.

Ok that’s all

KOL Addict edited this message on 12/26/2008 9:32PM

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Mega-Collector: Try focusing hard on one task in Domination,

(Collect over 175 of a single type of scoop in Domination,)

—-

More Self-Control than Chuck Norris: Resisted an incredibly urge for a year.

(Finish Episode 1, Do not start episode 2 for at least a year.)

—-

Selfish Bastard: Do something really selfish.

(Tubmail any moderator asking for Episode 2/Brownie Points/Any Purchasable item.)

—-

Level0 Stalker: Practice Stalking Profiles

(View the profile of every NPC)

—-

Level1 Stalker: Time for the real thing

(View 100 user profiles-Not including NPCs)

—-

Level35 Stalker: Time to get creative,

(Send a tubmail to 100 different users)

—-

The original Hacker: Prove how little friends you have!

(Tubmail every NPC)

—-

Mindcontrol: Convince alot of people to focus on a single idea.

(Get more than 18 votes on a single INCIT submission)

—-

You make me touch myself: Try being naughty to your superiors Log in to see images!

(Send a tubmail to a moderator containing details of how you would murder/sex them)

—-

EDIT: Added ”—-”

DOUBLE EDIT: Added “Mindcontrol”, “You make me touch myself”

-MLF- edited this message on 12/28/2008 11:33AM

leftalon2cry

Avatar: 73113 Thu Feb 05 01:57:28 -0500 2009
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

junk man:this player did not sell their junk for more than 3 days

punching bag:this player was attacked 50 times in domination

where have you been:this player haven’t logged in for 3 days.

Bear magnet:this player visited Bruce bear 30 times to fix their equipment

pure luck:this player stand below 10 in Gamble-Bot and still won.

persistent:this player was blocked 20 times in a single domination round.

the wandering klansman:this player joined and left 10 klans.

leftalon2cry edited this message on 12/28/2008 5:25AM

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Big Brother Posted:

Has a Life:This user did not pwn any forums for 1 month.

this

Father Wendi-
go

Avatar: harblgar
2

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Compulsive Horder – This User has at least 1 of every junk item.

Bibliomaniac – This user has at least 1 of every .moar file.

Honorary Collyer – This User has at least 1 of every item.

Monkey on Your Back – This User has consumed over 100 drug items during a single forum visit.

Rei-Rei-Rei

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
2

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

E-peen name: Alphabet Pwn

A E-peen awarded to all those players that have beaten all the forums (even the community forums) in alphabetical order.

———————————————————————

E-peen name: Zombie Survival expert

User has beaten the Zombie Armageddon forum over 100 times and has not died once.

———————————————————————

E-peen name: Lucky fabulous person

This E-peen is awarded to a player that is in the the borderline of being killed (5hp of less) and has beaten the pwned the forum.

Rei-Rei-Rei edited this message on 12/26/2008 10:06PM

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Team Player: this player joined a klan.

Poker: this player bought 5 cards in domination.

Mona Lisa: this player used 100 smileys in his flamebate posts Log in to see images! quangntenemy edited this message on 12/26/2008 10:05PM

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Yes we can!: Player has achieved a buildr score of 10 (reference to Bob the Builder)

Celerysteve edited this message on 12/26/2008 10:12PM

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Log in to see images!

Armored

This player has successfully shielded over 20 attacks in a single round of Domination.

BONUS:The source for the image is public domain so it can be used legally on forumwarz.com:

http://karenswhimsy.com/public-domain-images/medieval-armor/medieval-armor-3.htm

drussthebrit-
ishbastard

Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
15

Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

DENIED! – Use 10 cards on the player winning the most medals in a single round of Domination, denying them the opportunity to win them.

drussthebritishbastard edited this message on 12/28/2008 5:14AM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Your first prank! — Prank a user

What a prankster! — Prank 50 users

Jokester — Prank 100 users

Rich bum Jokester — Prank 200-500 users.

encryption

Avatar: Code (Green)
4

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

B&!

This player was temporarily banned.

Epic Loser FAIL

This player was temporarily banned five times.

Ungrateful Prick

This player rejected 10 Venus deMilo deliveries

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

I know the rules say main game or domination, but I really like these ideas:

Necrofile – This player bumped a thread that had been dead for at least one year.

No Homo – This player has ****ed incessantly about not getting the “I’m Gay!” e-peen.

And now a few others:

Ha Ha, **** You All! – This player swept all of the medals in a round of Domination.

Out of the Closet – This player owns every piece of equipment available to their clbum.

Surprise bumsex – This player bumholed someone ten times in a single round of Domination.

bob the magi-
cal stork

Avatar: Emo Girl
2

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

You Win At Fail Round!

User has participated in 100+ INCIT rounds and has won 0-10.

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