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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: So if you were going to kill someone how would you do it? Stranger: i would shank them in the neck with a straw You: Do you think the straw would do the job? Stranger: i would make it work You: It seems like you’d need a lot of force to keep the straw from bending. Stranger: super straw! You: I mean in a tornado, maybe, but just jamming it in there? Not sure. Stranger: ohh you’d be surprised i made this guy bleed from a straw… Stranger: i’m just talented that way… You: So like was it spurty blood loss or did it funnel through the straw? Stranger: little bit of both.. You: I’ve seen slow blood loss in a game I play. Forumwarz is bleeding to death through it’s hair. Stranger: woah that would be trippy… You: Yeah, it’s an interesting image. It goes well with another serious image – ****ing falcons. You: Not the planes, the actual birds. Stranger: those are badbum birds…i want one You: There are some weird bum fetishes out there. What would you do with a falcon? Stranger: i would stick my finger in its mouth and see what it does… You: I don’t think you’d have a finger if you did that, but you could probably still post ****laods of Draginz. You: Did you know that half of the people online have online pets and they kill them? Stranger: awe that is so sad! Stranger: and pathetic… You: Yes, depending on the kindness of strangers is flawed at best. Your conversational partner has disconnected. (view post) |
04/09/2009 |
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(CLOSED!): Create the Forumwarz Motto — Win BP and E-Peen™!forumwarz: i would like to **** you. (view post) |
03/18/2009 |
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chocolate skinned girl?! email spam I gotshe seems right for you. you should hunt her down. (view post) |
03/02/2009 |
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Help Me Stop the Endorphin Rush...just stop fapping, man. (view post) |
02/17/2009 |
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So I was eating David's Sunflower Seeds...you know what is worse than that? finding half a roach on a cheeto. (view post) |
02/16/2009 |
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Brainfreeze presents - The Biggest Forumwarz Contest Ever. . . . Ever! 54 BP up for grabs!Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/13/2009 |
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Words never before posted in Flamebateluge (view post) |
02/07/2009 |
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MySpace Tom opinions threadmyspace is a total ****ing waste of time except for the friend invites from porn sites. Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/16/2008 |
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Another last post wins 3BP.scullyangel Posted: |
12/11/2008 |
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Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)Another day, another nomination. Log in to see images! (view post) |
11/25/2008 |
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CLOSED - Post for a chance to win 4BPscullyangel Posted: (view post) |
11/20/2008 |
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I'm Going to Hypnotize Youscullyangel Posted: (view post) |
11/16/2008 |
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A Quick Guide to the Flamebate Fodder E-peen.I don’t think she was referring to you nana. (view post) |
10/30/2008 |
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That damn forumFAIL Posted:
See if I ever make sweet, sweet love to you again you whore. (view post) |
10/30/2008 |
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That damn forumHas been at a ****ty thread count all damn day. Log in to see images! (view post) |
10/30/2008 |
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CLOSED: Easy Contest For 7BP (enough for EP2!)scullyangel Posted: |
10/24/2008 |
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AAHZ THREADscullyangel Posted:(view post) |
09/15/2008 |
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CLOSED:CONTETS: free 3BP rafell for my freidns!scullyangel Posted: |
09/02/2008 |
I'm sick now...swallow one of those storage things on a keychain. that should be plenty of backup space. don’t do this if you will be using he bleach method, they are like cheet-os dipped in motor oil. sounds good when you hear it, but carburetor-cheese burps are not as cool as you’d think . (view post) |
09/01/2008 | |
I'm sick now...have a friend or family member take your brain into the local computer shop. you can numb your head with orajel and then the brain can be easily removed with a hacksaw. they should be able to effectively use an anti-virus. if you are broke, i hear that drinking bleach can help, too. (view post) |
08/31/2008 | |