Stuffed Shirt
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Stuffed Shirt is an incompetence type attack. It's granted at the start of Episode 3, to those with a neutral alignment.
Attack Phrases
*yawn* It’s so quiet around here. |
Anyone want my secret family recipe for toasted white bread? |
Being vague is almost as good as doing this other thing. |
Feelin’ kinda tired. |
Gonna go watch some Weather Channel…brb |
Had a fairly satisfying breakfast this morning. Eggs, bacon, toast…etc. |
Have you guys seen this new shock image? A car painted red…I think I’m going to be sick. Log in to see images! |
Hey, guys, let’s watch some Lawrence Welk. |
I got pretty wild last night. I must have had two, maybe three glbumes of tap water. |
I had a son once…he kind of looked like me. |
I had milk toast this morning and thought of you. |
I never bothered to plug in my TV cable…static is all I need. |
I’m arms akimbo over limbo. |
I’m glad I was born colorblind. Everything is the same lovely shade of gray. |
I’m the middle child in my family. |
Meh is my favorite word and by favorite I mean it’s okay. |
My favorite hobby is sitting on a park bench with my eyes closed. Otherwise, it’s too stimulating for me. I feel very bleh about this. |
Some things sure do look like other things. |
To paraphrase the words of Lou Reed, I think we should take a walk on the mild side. |
The other day, I was sitting around at home and nothing interesting happened. |
You know what the best number is? Zero. |
You won’t believe this, but my somehow attractive neighbor was undressing in front of her window last night. I closed my blinds and watched NCIS. With the sound off, of course. |
Worked again today. Blah. |
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