My Tattoo Makes Me Unique
My Tattoo Makes Me Unique
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| I want to get another anchor on my face but I just broke out in acne! :( :( :( I really gotta stop having Denver Sandwichs all teh time, but I hate having to eat with my parents at the dinner table :( :( :( |
| i got this ****in’ cool spiderweb tattoo on my elbow, but i just looked it up and it apparently means i’m a skinhead nazi and that i killed a jew!!! i never even met a jew in my life! should i get it removed??? or just say **** it and get a matching swastika on my chest??? |
| I got a tattoo of a “∕” on my chest. I know I’m more melvin than emo, but at least tjhe other emo kids let me sulk with them in the cafeteria |
| I just got this fractal tattoo that was supposed to have numberous shades of orange. But the tattoo artist ****ed up…now you can’t see the fractals at all…its just a monster blob. What should I do? Should I pwn myself? I’m gonna pwn myself. |
| After my inbred cousin saw my Hebrew text tattoo, I thought they were going to spasm. If only they ‘got’ Allen Ginsberg like I do, it would utterly make sense |
| I went to this tattoo parlor and asked for the Chinese letters for “patience” on my collar bone because I believe it conveys just one unique aspect of my personality. Now every time I go to Chinatown these ****gluttons keep laughing at me and saying “Combo #7 with steamed rice!” I don’t get it?! Does anyone speak Chinese here, is that a code for something??? |
| I was sooo trashed! Can anyone think of a reason why I might have got a Flemish flag tattooed on my kneecap? I’m from Saudi Arabia, for crying out loud. |
| i was gonna get a 2 inch sharmrock tattoo on my face, but i think this 14 inch tattoo around my bikini line is more “me”. |
| my new zodiac symbol tattoo was inspired by the death of the 10-year-old lacewood in my backyard. rest in peace, sirius. rest in peace. |
| I wonder what my next tattoo should be? A eagle, a “LOVE”, a skull, Scar taking a leak on a Volkswagen, or the Russian characters for the word “woe”? I just can’t figure out whlch one represents my unique personality better! Can you guys decide for me? |
| I have tattooed Aphrodite, Baal and Andvari eating brunch together on my pelvis. My ennui is infinite. |
| guys i’m so so so agonized. i went to this tattoo parlor in this really horrific part of town. it was all filthy and grubby and disgusting but i went because this guy from my school said it was the best in town and i didn’t konw where else to go. i wanted to get my whole nose covered in black pigment. anyway the “artist” was this really scary bald modern primitive-looking dude and he was smoking grbum hwile he did it and said he wasnt gonna sterilize the needle and i didnt know whta to do and then he said he ran outta black ink and was gonna take a **** in the needle gun. so now im scared that my nose is gonna smell like **** but i’m too scared to smell :( |
| I made my tattoo look just like J-Lo’s! As long as they’re cool, I will be too! And J-Lo is bound to be popular 4ever! |
| I wonder what my next tattoo should be? A Celtic cross, a “Thug Life”, a star, Funshine Bear taking a leak on a Volkswagen, or the Catalan characters for the word “punishment”? I just can’t figure out which one represents my unique perosnality better! Can you guys decide for me? |
| After my second cousin saw my Hebrew text tattoo, I thought they were going to go supernova. If only they ‘got’ Langston Hughes like I do, it would conclusively make sense |
| hey guys, do you think nautical stars on my knee is foxy or whatever? i just got one and now i find all these lesbians hitting on me. i don’t get it |
| i just got these really cool-looking mandarin characters on my thigh. if i upload pics, would anyone here be able to tell me what they mean??? thx in advance |
| I just added tjhe eighth Hebrew text to my nape. One or two more and I’ll be ready for teh painkiller overdose. |
| Guys, the tattoo artist misheard me and put a Buster Bunny on my nape instead of a bleeding heart. Am I still emo, or will i have to beg my brother for enough money to have it removed? |
| So I went to get a Confederate flag tat on my pubic mound but then I changed my mind and got it on my arm and if I were capable of happiness I would be really really buoyant about the descision :S |
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