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My Hairstyle Makes Me Unique

My Hairstyle Makes Me Unique

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Cost to Train: 2 Upgrade Points
Attack 120 (Stronger when Ego is low)
Cost: Tears -10
Refresh: 2 turns
In tree: Pain
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Attack Phrases

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Can you see my face? Can you see my lugubrious soul?
**** it. If I can’t get the hairdresser to cut my hair this way, I’ll cut my wrists. Again.
How do you guys think I would look with this haircut? I kinda look like this model only more wide-bum
I don’t know about this one. Too short in the front? Grrrr.
i got a haircut in an expensive salon once and i figured they would give me what i asked for because you’d think that they know what they’re doing because they charge so much but i should’ve known better because just because ti’s expensive doesn’t mean they know what the hell they’re doing so even though i described what i wnated it turned out completely different fomr what i expected and now i have much shorter and thinner hair and since i have naturally thin hair and it doesn’t grow very fast it looks really daft now because it’s in tihs layered thin shaggy style which is like the last thing i wanted and i feel repugnant and grief-stricken now because it doesn’t look great at all and it really sucks and i just don’t know what to do right now so i think next time i’ll just show them a pic like this and explain the story because i think it’d look better if it looked like this but i’m really saddened and feel like crying because i keep thinking baout my old hair and that i can’t have my hair back and i thought it would look better but it doesn’t and now it looks like a total disaster and it’s gonna take forever to grow back and i want my long hair back but it takes forever to grow so do what should i do?
I hate my hair color. How is white supposed to properly convey “trauma”? Hmmm. Is there a color darker than black?
I just got this haircut today but I’m afraid it’s a little too much Rick Astley and not enough Paris Hilton. Thoughts?
I know it’s only been 3 weeks but I changed my hair again. My point-and-shoot is broken so until I can get new pics up, I’ll just send you these approximations I found on pingsta.
I really should stop cutting my own hair.
I think the guys in frank sinatra_emo have hair like this. Maybe if I copy their style, I’ll be as talented as them! That’s how it works, right?
I want this, but I want it to be dyed black. Man, I wish I were a fine upstanding member of society. They all have black hair!
I want this, but maybe it would look better in salt-and-pepper. Or white. Or cobalt. ****. Maybe dishwater blonde? ****.
I wanted a version of this that will cover my right eye. Not because I’m trendy or anything, I just…um…****.
I was thinking something like this, only more scraggly and in turquoise
I’m thinking of eiter getting this, or a quiff. HALP!!!
Is this androgynous enough?
Maybe this, but with a mullet…?
My thinking is, if I don’t wash my hair for a couple of minutes, it’ll look a bit like this.
Nowe that I have this haircut, no one will be able to see me crying. But I guess you can pretty much bumume that I’m crying, right?
Son of a **** why can’t I get my hair to look like this???
What do you guys think of this one? Should I get this? Mroe pics to follow…
wow, i really ♥ this hairstyle. if i had something liek this, that owudl finally make me content. having this hair would end this eternal punishment i feel hour after hour, day after day. because that’s how you cure clinical depression: changing your hairstyle.

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