Menstruate
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Available at: Level 36 Cost to Train: | Attack: 325
Cost: Sexiness -45 Refresh: 3 turns | In tree: Textual Abuse Prev: My Sexy Boyfriend Next: Literal Whoring |
Attack Phrases
These are sample attack phrases. Spelling mistakes and text style may vary. Please add any missing phrases you encounter.
| I hope there aren’t any lesbian vampires around… |
| I’m bleeding the lining of my uterus through my sexual organs. Hot, huh? |
| On the upside, at least I’m not pregnant. |
| Looks like Aunt Flo stopped by for a visit! |
| . . . . . . Get the picture? |
| Mmm, the metallic scent of blood in the air. Let’s do it. |
| If you want to **** me, you’re going to have to contend with the swarm of mosquitoes buzzing around my crotch. |
| The communists have invaded the summer home. |
| Well, I guess menopause hasn’t set in yet. |
| Hold on, I’m going to need to change my tampon for this. |
| OH SHI- I just bled through another tampon! |
| You know those ads where they pour blue liquid on a pantyliner? It’s like that, but with thick, clotting red liquid instead. |
| Blood is coming out. |
| Call me Dr. Dre because I got a heavy flow. |
| When the river runs red, take the dirt path instead! Just kidding, I’m saving my anal virginity for someone…better. |
| I can’t see you this weekend, I’m off to the Red River Valley. |
| Red rum, red rum, red rum! |
| Ever have that not-so-unbloody feeling? |
| Wait, were these pants always red? |
| Do you like blood on your male reproductive organ? Too bad! |
| Either I cut myself shaving, or it’s that time of the month again. Either way, I have a bloody gash with your name on it. |
| The dam has burst on the Red Sea! |
| Blood is the best lube there is. It's both free and free-flowing. |
| I’m irritable, in pain, and blood is seeping out one of my orifices. So let me ask you again: do you feel lucky, punk? |
| Guess what I'll be doing for the next 3-7 days? Hint: not you. |
| Unnghhhh…cramps... |
| Remember those white panties you sent me? Bad news. |
| I was wrong, it’s not explosive diarrhea. It’s just my period again. |
| I used to work in a butcher shop and I’ve never seen blood like this! |
| I just got True Blood and I don’t mean the HBO series. |
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