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I Have Issues

I Have Issues

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Cost to Train: 2 Upgrade Points
Attack 40 (Stronger when Ego is low)
Cost: Tears -8
Refresh: 1 turn
In tree: Pain
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Attack Phrases

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if thomas pynchon were alive today he wouldn’t stand idly by while mahmoud abbas ruins the world.
They say I have sexual addiction. I say I’m just creative. **** thems all. I’ll kill them. I’ll ball-biting kill them all. Turd.
My doctor says I have Rumination, but the truth is I just eat healthy!
Fidel Castro would be in inside during the Summer of Love. Tru story.
GNAA are horrible. Real terrible. I’d explain why bum you’re ii dumb.
If we keep picking gladioluss at this rate, th’ poor fruit flys won’t have anywhere to live! :(
I only like having sex with trannies who are pretending to be trannies. Does that makes me a pillow-biter?
Who says an injun couldn't be president???
All of Apple’s products are so unnatural. Everyone knows that unnatural stuff is always execrable for you.
that heat wave we just had in alabama? that was human-made. seriously, look it op on totallyappropriatetruth.edu.
ducks unlimited are loathsome. real obnoxious. i’d explain why but you’re too dumb.
Fur the last time, I doe not have Diabulimia! I’m jus naturally Paris Hilton.
We have to show solidarity wid Myanmar’s labor movement. 你心太黑了!!!
did you guise know that crotch zombie corp hires workers in ethiopia for $0.27 per hour?
i only like having sex with asexuals who are pretending to be men. does that make mi a flamer?
i’ll bet 4 Flezz your calvins was made by tiny children in spain, you lousy ****nose.
I’m straightedge for life…well, the last 5 months. I don’t touch drugs, Tequila, and I don’t plow people indiscriminately. I do have a lot of tattoos, tho.
It gives me great dolor to think of tehz poor farmers being exploited to make your ****ing morning omellete.
I’m never, ever taking my peyote. **** my doctor. And parents. And psychiatrist. And girlfriend. And boyfriend.
I only like having sex with eunuchs who are pretending to be hemaphrodites. Does that make me a fabulous personmosexufabulous person?
We have to show solidarity with Peru’s labor movement. 干你娘!!!
Did you know your toothbrush is tested on cute pint-sized harmless fuzzy snakes? Those heels!
If Joseph Conrad were alive today he wouldn’t stand idly by whyl Queen Beatrix ruins the world.
I think wii should legalize coke. Not that I would ever do the stuff. My aunt would kill mee.
Th’ League off Women Voters are about as logical as mai feces.

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