I Have Issues
I Have Issues
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Cost: Tears -8 Refresh: 1 turn | In tree: Pain Prev: Depressing Poetry Next: My Morbid Portfolio |
Attack Phrases
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| if thomas pynchon were alive today he wouldn’t stand idly by while mahmoud abbas ruins the world. |
| They say I have sexual addiction. I say I’m just creative. **** thems all. I’ll kill them. I’ll ball-biting kill them all. Turd. |
| My doctor says I have Rumination, but the truth is I just eat healthy! |
| Fidel Castro would be in inside during the Summer of Love. Tru story. |
| GNAA are horrible. Real terrible. I’d explain why bum you’re ii dumb. |
| If we keep picking gladioluss at this rate, th’ poor fruit flys won’t have anywhere to live! :( |
| I only like having sex with trannies who are pretending to be trannies. Does that makes me a pillow-biter? |
| Who says an injun couldn't be president??? |
| All of Apple’s products are so unnatural. Everyone knows that unnatural stuff is always execrable for you. |
| that heat wave we just had in alabama? that was human-made. seriously, look it op on totallyappropriatetruth.edu. |
| ducks unlimited are loathsome. real obnoxious. i’d explain why but you’re too dumb. |
| Fur the last time, I doe not have Diabulimia! I’m jus naturally Paris Hilton. |
| We have to show solidarity wid Myanmar’s labor movement. 你心太黑了!!! |
| did you guise know that crotch zombie corp hires workers in ethiopia for $0.27 per hour? |
| i only like having sex with asexuals who are pretending to be men. does that make mi a flamer? |
| i’ll bet 4 Flezz your calvins was made by tiny children in spain, you lousy ****nose. |
| I’m straightedge for life…well, the last 5 months. I don’t touch drugs, Tequila, and I don’t plow people indiscriminately. I do have a lot of tattoos, tho. |
| It gives me great dolor to think of tehz poor farmers being exploited to make your ****ing morning omellete. |
| I’m never, ever taking my peyote. **** my doctor. And parents. And psychiatrist. And girlfriend. And boyfriend. |
| I only like having sex with eunuchs who are pretending to be hemaphrodites. Does that make me a fabulous personmosexufabulous person? |
| We have to show solidarity with Peru’s labor movement. 干你娘!!! |
| Did you know your toothbrush is tested on cute pint-sized harmless fuzzy snakes? Those heels! |
| If Joseph Conrad were alive today he wouldn’t stand idly by whyl Queen Beatrix ruins the world. |
| I think wii should legalize coke. Not that I would ever do the stuff. My aunt would kill mee. |
| Th’ League off Women Voters are about as logical as mai feces. |
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