Good Samaritan
Good Samaritan is an Narcissism type attack with an attack rate of 200 and a 4 turn refresh rate. It's granted at the start of Episode 3, to those with a Good alignment
Attack Phrases
These are sample attack phrases. Spelling mistakes and text style may vary.
| I believe in random acts of kindness. Like the other day, I saw a dog dying, suffering badly, so I killed it. And the day before that, I saw a chameleon with its legs broken, so I killed it. And before that I saw a kid crying because his mom wouldn’t give him candy, so…you know. |
| Hey…I can see straight down that succubus’ shirt from up here. |
| Satan totally sucks, am I right guys? |
| Love thy neighbor as yourself. Good thing my neighbor’s hot. |
| Peace and Goodwill to all. |
| Jesus saves! I’m living proof! |
| Sometimes I pray so hard my hands start to bleed! |
| Ever notice that the collection plate sort of resembles an bum? No? Neither did I. |
| Jesus is my co-poster. |
| So…the Bible: Good Book, or GREATEST Book? |
| Jesus carries me…to BED amirite sisters? |
| Been pretty rainy lately. Better start on my Ark! |
| I believe all people should be treated with respect. |
| Who wants to go bomb an abortion clinic? You’ve got to butcher a few doctors if you want to make a few babies. |
| So my fellow creations, how about that God? What say we all have a little prayer session right now? |
| Can I get a “whoooooooooooa Jesus”? |
| I love the church as much as it loved me when I was young. |
| I wish I had more money so I could give it all to the church. |
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