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Good Samaritan

Good Samaritan is an Narcissism type attack with an attack rate of 200 and a 4 turn refresh rate. It's granted at the start of Episode 3, to those with a Good alignment

Attack Phrases

These are sample attack phrases. Spelling mistakes and text style may vary.

I believe in random acts of kindness. Like the other day, I saw a dog dying, suffering badly, so I killed it. And the day before that, I saw a chameleon with its legs broken, so I killed it. And before that I saw a kid crying because his mom wouldn’t give him candy, so…you know.
Hey…I can see straight down that succubus’ shirt from up here.
Satan totally sucks, am I right guys?
Love thy neighbor as yourself. Good thing my neighbor’s hot.
Peace and Goodwill to all.
Jesus saves! I’m living proof!
Sometimes I pray so hard my hands start to bleed!
Ever notice that the collection plate sort of resembles an bum? No? Neither did I.
Jesus is my co-poster.
So…the Bible: Good Book, or GREATEST Book?
Jesus carries me…to BED amirite sisters?
Been pretty rainy lately. Better start on my Ark!
I believe all people should be treated with respect.
Who wants to go bomb an abortion clinic? You’ve got to butcher a few doctors if you want to make a few babies.
So my fellow creations, how about that God? What say we all have a little prayer session right now?
Can I get a “whoooooooooooa Jesus”?
I love the church as much as it loved me when I was young.
I wish I had more money so I could give it all to the church.

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