Assisted Suicide
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
Chai as a Kite
This player earned 1,800 job points.
E-Pint(tm)
This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Free Spirit
This player completed Episode 3 with a chaotic/neutral alignment.
Gifted
This player took all of HugMastaDoug’s shit and still pwned his ass. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
Hack the Planet
This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.
I Came
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
I'll BINGE to that
This player celebrated the activation of BINGEBOT 2015.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Permanoob
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
Super-Chai
This player earned 180 job points.
The Big Give
This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Thursday Night Lights Out
This player pwned Battlethreadz Lamebait during Supremacy’s endgame.
Trollslayer
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Turkey Hoarder
This player refused to part with their turkey.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.