Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Late Yak Sectarian
This player became a member of The Sect of the Late Yak.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
This player earned 180 job points.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.